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Offline Colonel Howe

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Use Pickup Lines on the person above you
« on: July 17, 2014, 11:43:57 pm »
You heard me, I mean read me. Do it or be scrub

DON'T KNOW WHAT A PICKUP LINE IS?
It's basically a clever piece of romantic wordplay that you harass someone with until they sign a form saying they will sex you.
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Re: Use Pickup Lines on the person above you
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2014, 12:22:27 am »
Are you from Tennessee? Of course not, you're actually a human being.
I'm sorry fellow statesmen. <3 Chantakey
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Re: Use Pickup Lines on the person above you
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2014, 12:31:55 am »
Are you heaven? Because it seems highly improbable something as amazing as you could exist
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Re: Use Pickup Lines on the person above you
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2014, 12:52:17 am »
Romantic wordplay?
[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=saaKnLX_qHU[/youtube]
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Re: Use Pickup Lines on the person above you
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2014, 03:16:35 am »
I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that i am looking for.
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Re: Use Pickup Lines on the person above you
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2014, 03:20:11 am »
Would you be interested in joining an active and mature NA regiment? Also known as my cock.
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Re: Use Pickup Lines on the person above you
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2014, 03:30:13 am »
suck me
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Re: Use Pickup Lines on the person above you
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2014, 09:04:31 am »
Me: Hi Im Rebel, I like your reg. Audiate: Whatever. Me: Cya "Walks Away". Audiate: hey wait. Me: what? Audiate: i thought you were trying to hit on me to get a good rank in my reg. Me: No i just think its cool. Audiate: hmu sometime on steam, we could hang




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Re: Use Pickup Lines on the person above you
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2014, 09:20:44 pm »
Hey, are you a NW regiment? Cause I'd like to let multiple men and a twelve year old inside you.
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