:/
Anyway......
Pussy. Let me tell you how you should be using the damn pistols.
So you're looking at your oppononent, sizing him up, and getting ready to bollocks him up with a nice lead ball eh?
Already doing it wrong.
Anyone who has a pair of brass between their sticks will do but only the most manly thing this side of Australia: Eyes closed.
Now, that may be manly as f*ck, but let me continue:
The other day, we had a competition. It's called Blind Dueling.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Reading the below text may cause your testicles to suddenly sprout hair and a full beard. Women should be especially careful lest their ovaries explode.
Blind dueling is the thing which men grow up for. Lemme tell you about it.
Both duelists will go back to back. At this point, the mediator counts to three. At this moment in time, when he stops, both contestants stop, eyes closed, and attempt to about face to the best of their ability. They then allow their selected controllers to control their body. Kind of like blind dogfighting with guns and swords.
I'll post a video later, but the entire idea is to have it so you aren't controlling your body, someone else is.
(This is not a joke, I actually do this regularly for the shits and giggles of it. PM me if you want in.)
