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 After I start up my launcher, and choose my module. I click play mount and blade, but my application instantly closes after doing so. The process mb_warband still exists however the application will NOT START.


Please help ):

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Off Topic / Doge love and magic bong
« on: November 03, 2013, 06:44:08 pm »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vGb4b3Qvao[/youtube]

Much doge much bong

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Official Servers Bans & Unbans / Unban Request
« on: October 28, 2013, 11:29:27 pm »
Doing this for a friend
Name under which you were banned: He has no idea
Server(s) you are banned from: NA1
What was happening when you got banned: He was trolling hard, but that was when he was a newbie to this game


User Identification Number:546881

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Community / Anyone having problems connecting to servers?
« on: October 26, 2013, 10:16:24 pm »
I think the servers are down, but I would like to know why.  :-\

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Regiments / 7th Fusiliers United ''Long Live the Breaches''
« on: October 25, 2013, 12:58:30 am »
                                                             




On the twenty third day of October, in the year Two Thousand and Thirteen, the most revered leader Alexander Breaches the Great decided that the current administration, led by the incompetent Benedict Tico was unfit for service.

So on this day Breaches gathered his finest officers for an emergency summit, and it was determined that the only proper course of action was an immediate removal of the tyrannical leader and his ruinous administration.  Upon reaching this conclusion, the noble men and Zorkoth immediately rode forth to the plains of Auerbach. 

They rode out into the plains, for it is said that Tico was seeing his concubine in a tent by the river, a certain Ashley D. Schweinhund.  When they reached the tent, they immediately set it ablaze and to a glorious chant of "Faggot, Faggot, Faggot" the previous leader was burned, along with his solid gold anal plug.

The anal plug was a terrible loss, to be sure, but Breaches was quick to recoup his losses, selling the charred remains of Tico as a herbal remedy, capable of curing anything from faggotitis to polio.  Soon, with his coffers fit to burst, Breaches and his men set sight on a goal so outlandish, the world would never be the same.

They eventually renamed themselved the 7th Fusiliers United and adopted a banner so majestic even lions would bow as they marched past.  Conquest was the first order of business, and soon Costa Rica would fall to the might of the 7thFU.  The nation was enslaved and set to the essential task of producing Zzedd's special Tequila, a drink designed to increase a soldier's melee skill TEN-FOLD!

To be Continued..


         
 
In the next thirteen years, the Regiment served in England, Ireland, the Channel Islands, operations in the Barbados, Martinique and in Flanders, Holland and Germany and a large scale raid on islands off the coast of Brittany all figured in its adventures. Then in 1796 it set sail for India, the first of many visits to that country.

Almost immediately it was involved in the war against Tippoo Sultan, the ruler of Mysore. He was pursuing a campaign of aggression and intrigue against the British which led to the storming of his stronghold of Seringapatam on 4th May 1799. The Regiment played a major part and won yet another proud distinction for the Colours. It is believed that Tippoo himself was killed by Private Johnson of the XIlth Foot. For the next ten years it was engaged in a series of operations in South India. These included some severe fighting against the troops of the Rajahs of Travancore and Cochin in the course of which one party of 34 men was cruelly massacred. The Regiment's services in India from 1797 to 1809 were recognised by the award of the Battle Honour India.

In 1810, the Regiment took part in the capture of Mauritius and the lle de Bourbon (now Reunion) and remained in those islands until 1818. That same year (1810) a second Battalion was formed. It took part in the march on Paris in 1815 but was later moved to Ireland where in 1818 it was disbanded when the lst Battalion joined it there.

Though The Second Battalion saw no active service, one of its men showed considerable enterprise when in Paris. In Montmartre he found the Emperor Napoleon's wine cellar when digging for pipeclay. With his wife's help, Private Ryan from Tipperary kept a large part of the garrison in a state of intoxication with fine wines for six weeks before being found out.


Officers

Colonel - Col

Lieutenant Colonel - LtCol

Captain - Capt

Lieutenant - Lt
Non-Commissioned Officers

Serjeant-Major - SjtMjr

Serjeant - Sjt

Corporal - Cpl

Lance Corporal - LCpl
Enlisted men

Regular - Rgl

Private - Pte

Cadet - Cad

Recruit - Rec







   Commissioned Officers: 6
   Non-Commissioned Officers:6
   Enlisted men:63                       
Col - Breaches

LtCol - Zorkoth

Maj - Candyfire

Cpt - Tammo

Lt - Zzehth
Lt - Coconut


SjtM - Blood
SjtM - Who-

Sjt - Baller
Sjt - Bishop
Sjt - Kazz
Sjt - Bees Knees
Ensign - Tammo
Ensign - Ghost

CSjt - JackieChan

Cpl - IronStaunch
Cpl - Doxy
Cpl - Freddy

LCpl - Onizuka
LCpl - Jay The Pedo
LCpl - Death
LCpl - Mathias
LCpl - Dom13
LCpl - Palid

Rgl - Spiers
Rgl - DoipyHooves
Rgl - Yogurt
Rgl - Moussolini
Rgl - Youngman
Rgl - Noodlenrice
Rgl - Goat
Rgl - Rere
Rgl - Johnny

Pte - Colonys22
Pte - Drocto
Pte - Failz30
Pte - Lysol
Pte - Naens
Pte - GinjaNinja
Pte - Datbear
Pte - Crapping Ninja
Pte - Trixy
Pte - Python
Pte - Shcwein
Pte - LameHorse
Pte - Doom
Pte - Bocons
Pte - Zalos
Pte - CandyFire
Pte - Dante
Pte - Rebel
Pte - Waste
Pte - Fernando
Pte - Redwall

Rec - Armybow
Rec - Firehawk
Rec - Five
Rec - Flametec
Rec - Gear
Rec - Lev
Rec - Nasco
Rec - Tuna
Rec - Zeke
Rec - Wolfbane
Rec - Septimus
Rec - Goblin
Rec - Bouba
Rec -  Red
Rec - Tacobreeder
Rec - Aaron
Rec - Houston
Rec - GLman
Rec - Vulcus
Rec - Pussylapper
Rec - Rafael
Rec - Boob
Rec- Sir-Scott219
Rec- JohnCalhoun






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Official Servers Bans & Unbans / Ban request: Kantero NA1
« on: October 06, 2013, 12:37:08 am »
Name of the server you were on: NW_Official_NA1
Name of the person causing trouble: Kantero
Nature of their offense: Purposely teamkilling [12th]Rgl_Moussolini 2-3 times in a roll.
Time and date of their offense: Between 5:20-5:35 CST 10/5/13
If needed, what your relationship was to the offense in question.: Witness
Any proof if you have it, For instance screenshots. (use spoilers!): This is the only one I got, but he did it at LEAST twice

Spoiler
[close]

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Name of the server you were on: NW_Official_NA1
Name of the person causing trouble: StarvinMartin
Nature of their offense: Tked after the round started then left the server.
Time and date of their offense: 3:00 Central to 5:30 central 7-25-13. (Sorry for the vague time, but that is as close as I can remember..)
If needed, what your relationship was to the offense in question. Witness
Any proof if you have it, For instance screenshots. (use spoilers!)
Spoiler
[close]

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Official Servers Bans & Unbans / Ban request NA 1: Roy1012
« on: July 22, 2013, 06:53:59 pm »
Name of the server you were on: NW_Official_NA1
Name of the person causing trouble:GLI_2ndLt_Roy1012
Nature of their offense: Revenge teamkill purely out of spite...
Time and date of their offense:11:30 to 11:40 CST
If needed, what your relationship was to the offense in question.: I was a victim and accidentally tked him and apologized. He tked me after the round started and said it himself that it was for revenge  >:( 

Any proof if you have it, For instance screenshots. (use spoilers!)

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The Mess Hall / Most disgusting thing you have ever seen?
« on: July 06, 2013, 07:06:29 am »
I know many people who are obscenely grossed out by strange things such as tapeworms (search for it on google images!) Now I want to know what this community thinks is disgusting a Ex: Hot pile of dripping Diarrea whatever you think is repugnant I want you to either-

: Post a detailed account of the thing or place PLEASE DO NOT post accounts of a person/images Of them without their consent

:Send a image of the thing or place that disgusts you to no end.

Also ALWAYS INCLUDE a WARNING in your spoilers so it will not surprise the victim of your peripheral torture!

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General Discussion / Tanking stabs
« on: July 01, 2013, 10:26:44 pm »
    Has anyone been tanking a lot because I have been tanking up to 7 hits as of late and wonder if it has been happening to other people is it some kind weird case of bad luck or something of other origin  :-\

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Official Servers Bans & Unbans / Unban request NA_1:Mathias
« on: June 08, 2013, 08:03:44 am »
Name:Mathias

Server:NW_Official_NA_1

What Was Happening: Dragonpuff was showing me the group which he called the''pubs'' which seemed to be a unofficial lax group that went around doing generally fun things. I was dancing to some music (In-game) and I saw a afk pub on a horse which name started with Dr., so I ran up to the horse and shot it in the backside with my pistol which did not kill it (Must of been my first warning).After about 1-2 rounds I went up to the same afk guy and hit the horse 3 times with a sword killing it (maybe hitting the guy and other people). Then after that I went afk for 7 minutes to eat and came back to see I was banned from the server. I do not remember much about anything before that.

Time and date: 10:38-10:45pm 6/7/13

Timezone: US central time
Character Id: will get that tomorrow because I need some help on that.

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