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Suns: Welcome to subway may i take your order
Bill: Yes i will have one footlong, extra long, with mayonnaise.
Suns: would you like that toasted sir?
MATT: yes please
delicious
Bill: it was so nice of your parents to loan you lunch money
MATT: yes indeed
Bill: so that we may have lunch
MATT: yes
Bill: at this subway
MATT: yes
Bill: eat fresh
MATT: yes
Suns: what kind of veggies sir
MATT: tomato and pickles
Suns: ok
MATT: I was in the army you know
Suns: Yeah
MATT: top of my class
Suns: Yeah
MATT: west point
Suns: Yeah
MATT: Army SEAL team 6
Suns: yeah
MATT: deployed to afghanistan
Suns: Yeah
MATT: iraq
Suns: Yeah
MATT: kuwait
Suns: Yeah
MATT: Semper Fi
Suns: yeah
MATT: Worked on c130s
Suns: Yeah
MATT: fixed em
Suns: Yeah
MATT: jumped out of em
Suns: Yeah
MATT: flew em
Suns: Yeah
MATT: shot them down
Suns: Yeah
MATT: yeaaaah wouldnt be more than a day between us shooting down some hajji c130s
Suns: .....*applies senior citizen discount*
Suns: Ok your sub sandwich is ready sir
MATT: charge it to my card
Suns: im afraid your card was declined sir
Bill: oh no we have no money
MATT:....
MATT: how would you like to be paid in a special kind of way
Suns: ok sir i can take a cashiers check
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