Two aerials meet on a roof – fall in love – get married. The ceremony was rubbish – but the reception was brilliant.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ”Pint please, and one for the road.”
There’s two fish in a tank, and one says ”How do you drive this thing?”
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “Ugh! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down. She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
