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Situations that occur during a RGL:
The situation I speak of is purely fictitious and any relation to existing folk is merely coincidence.
Someone cries and leaves a RGL reg. Lets call them Rejection Personnel. Rejection Personnel brings with him, his 2 packs of cheap tesco cider and 4 members of the gang, whom if they didn't they would be banned from Tesco. Very crippling for the job security you see.
Now, Rejection Personnel has moved to Asda to purchase the cheap cider and brought his gang. The old grandma whom happens to have multiple names for whatever fricking reason, you know. They can't decide. Anyhom, Apollocalypse is now very happy and smiles.
Asda now have 4 reasonable skilled members, none better than a NW god called b0b of course. Tesco become a little worse of as it so happens, Rejection Personnel and his gang were quite influential. Never fear, for after words with his court lawyer, Mr I Drink Guinness for a living guides his motley crew of walking talking white flags to a win.
Now, the potential was Mr I Drink Guinness's motley gang could have been on target for a win and then lost it because some hooligans move shops. RGL is in tatters.
The morale of this story, 1 reg per RGL season. To save both the cider supplies, and the fairness.
This leaves to scenario 2. Notsoreich's Shop takes the name of a famous shop and runs it to the ground (as to be expected) and the shop goes bankrupt. Asda and Morrisons run riot and quickly attempt to sell their cider to the homeless. Is this allowed? I mean, poor folk like Loxma's twin brother were cast aside and quickly snapped up by Morrisons.
Morale of the story, I would argue, if a terribly run reg quits very early. The players are allowed to move to another RGL season. If the reg quits mid season onwards, they are reglocked and cannot play for another regiment.
Story 3, A golden player whom claims he's Irish (no comment) wants his cousin to remain playing in the sand pit with 4 other kids on a regular basis. But on weekends, when the RGL match is on, the cousin walks over and states he wants to dip his toes into the ocean and play there for a day. On the weekdays he goes back to the sandpit.
Morale of the story, he plays in the small reg the most for 6+ days a week, cannot play for a RGL regiment. His older but still quite clumsy fluffed up chap plays for a sandpit regiment 4 days and in the ocean for 3 days. The sandpit regiment doesn't play in RGL, he should be eligible.
Shock horror! you may scream, why can't young jimmy (Sandpit player) play whereas Timmy (The fluffed up chap) can. Quite simply, the community is wise enough by now and should be old enough to be honest to admit that Timmy is in 2 regiments, but splits his time across whereas Jimmy was bribed with sweeties to play on the weekends.
*drops the mic*
Excellent story, could use some work on the grammar but over all a grade A from me and 78/100.
A great fairy tale, a shame it simply can't be applied in the real world.
Well done you have passed year 6 English
