As a matter of fact there are in Australia more than 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there live approximately 3.457.380 civilians. This means that if the Australian Kangaroos would decide to invade Uruguay, every Uruguayan has to fight approximately 14 kangaroos and that is a fight they cannot win.
I bet that I could take on the australian kangaroo brigade by myself... Maybe I'd need one other person at a push.
Spoiler
Uni
New offer:
I will flirt with you in all chat.
you'll flirt with me in team chat anyways
Kincaid
Let me do the honours of recruiting you Swissy, I need to make a good name for myself...
sounds like a good plan.
but here are my conditions Kincaid has to agree to:
- i'll get the rank for recruit
- fresh hay for my horse every sunday
- 1 hug for every suicide cav has to commit in flag spawning events
Your terms are steep indeed. I'll try to sort the hay, everything else shouldn't be an issue. Don't listen to Uni, he'll flirt but no hugs.
fresh hay every second week works too
Chainsor
Let me do the honours of recruiting you Swissy, I need to make a good name for myself...
sounds like a good plan.
but here are my conditions Kincaid has to agree to:
- i'll get the rank for recruit
- fresh hay for my horse every sunday
- 1 hug for every suicide cav has to commit in flag spawning events
Official offer from Nr13:
- get own cav department
- get the rank of Cornet
- the best fresh hay in the country every day
- 1 ceremony for every suicide cav has to commit in flag spawning events
Dear Chainsor, Thank you for taking the time to propose such an offer for the Cornet role at Nr13. It was a pleasure to learn more about your regiment Unfortunately, my management and myself did not select you for further consideration.
We wish you the best to find a suitable personality for said position.
Swiss, the offer could be deemed a non-brainer from Chainsor, but 33rd is life so I must understand that the decision is clear. Become the Colonel of the 33rd.
@ Kincaid, do you thereby accept my offer on behalf of Swiss' to run the regiment for you?