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Re: [K-KA]Kaiserlich-Königliche Armee
« Reply #3645 on: August 22, 2014, 02:13:22 pm »

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« Reply #3646 on: August 22, 2014, 02:20:54 pm »
Im back tomorrow, sort of kicked out of the military lol
How can you even?... It's probably because your fat.

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« Reply #3647 on: August 22, 2014, 03:33:34 pm »
I was supposed to run for the batallion sports team but my shin splints got the best of me... Apart from that they said I had a lack of discipline and the final straw was probably when we got our guns and i made my tshirt into a turban around my head, lifted my gun in the air and repeatedly yelled "allah achbar" and "inshah allah". Dey r just mad cause cant block.
They are so butthurt, if i want to yell allah let me do it for lolz, jesus.
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Re: [K-KA]Kaiserlich-Königliche Armee
« Reply #3648 on: August 22, 2014, 05:21:52 pm »
Specify what you mean by repeatedly and I might understand their apprehension at letting you carry around a firearm.

Still, being Norwegian and all I would have thought that they'd have a degree of tolerance for the usual retardation.

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Re: [K-KA]Kaiserlich-Königliche Armee
« Reply #3649 on: August 22, 2014, 06:55:13 pm »
I was supposed to run for the batallion sports team but my shin splints got the best of me... Apart from that they said I had a lack of discipline and the final straw was probably when we got our guns and i made my tshirt into a turban around my head, lifted my gun in the air and repeatedly yelled "allah achbar" and "inshah allah". Dey r just mad cause cant block.
They are so butthurt, if i want to yell allah let me do it for lolz, jesus.
I would recommend ISIS, you would fit in wonderfully.

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Re: [K-KA]Kaiserlich-Königliche Armee
« Reply #3650 on: August 22, 2014, 10:52:50 pm »
I was supposed to run for the batallion sports team but my shin splints got the best of me... Apart from that they said I had a lack of discipline and the final straw was probably when we got our guns and i made my tshirt into a turban around my head, lifted my gun in the air and repeatedly yelled "allah achbar" and "inshah allah". Dey r just mad cause cant block.
They are so butthurt, if i want to yell allah let me do it for lolz, jesus.

how silly of you, i bet you came somesort of legend tale in there now

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Re: [K-KA]Kaiserlich-Königliche Armee
« Reply #3651 on: August 22, 2014, 10:56:28 pm »
boarding the plane back to my country today! Baba! Mama! I am coming home, safely inshallah!



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So you got deported. OK.

Proid bad

Wat

Im back tomorrow, sort of kicked out of the military lol

I would say its a surprise but I'm pretty sure all of us knew this would happen..I gave it a month though  ::)

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Re: [K-KA]Kaiserlich-Königliche Armee
« Reply #3652 on: August 24, 2014, 04:23:24 am »
Bumpidi dooo

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Re: [K-KA]Kaiserlich-Königliche Armee
« Reply #3653 on: August 24, 2014, 05:35:29 pm »
so?

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Re: [K-KA]Kaiserlich-Königliche Armee
« Reply #3654 on: August 24, 2014, 05:55:20 pm »
u suk dik


told that bih don't @ me

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Re: [K-KA]Kaiserlich-Königliche Armee
« Reply #3655 on: August 24, 2014, 06:11:31 pm »
well, everything is silly.

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Re: [K-KA]Kaiserlich-Königliche Armee
« Reply #3656 on: August 24, 2014, 06:19:59 pm »
Wait a minute
u suk dik

The letter "u" appears twice in that sentence,
Twice is the number of times the KKA has been graced with Fungus's presence since it reformed
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Blaze it,
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Sven is into midget porn *confirmed*

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You understand nothing, this is why you are working at 20, because your brain did not allowed you to go to school to grab a decent degree, being toxic on a video game is not the same as being retarded, you should try to do some maths exercices because remember you can't even count to 10 if you remember one of the recent tournament, so now go threat your gambling addiction before your mom kick you out of her house.
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Re: [K-KA]Kaiserlich-Königliche Armee
« Reply #3657 on: August 24, 2014, 06:27:53 pm »
bad

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Re: [K-KA]Kaiserlich-Königliche Armee
« Reply #3659 on: August 24, 2014, 09:34:53 pm »
I regret posting that, got myself more warning points  :'( :'(

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« Last Edit: August 24, 2014, 09:36:36 pm by Fungus »
Listen to me big fat red haired spastic, you don't have half of my intelectual capacity, you are a fucking brain less animal, i think your mother throwed you on a wall when you were a baby and this is why you have the same brain as a monkey,
You understand nothing, this is why you are working at 20, because your brain did not allowed you to go to school to grab a decent degree, being toxic on a video game is not the same as being retarded, you should try to do some maths exercices because remember you can't even count to 10 if you remember one of the recent tournament, so now go threat your gambling addiction before your mom kick you out of her house.
And you should also go in an asylum, you get triggered by a fucking game and go in depression, deleting everyone on Steam and setting your profile as private, you cunt.