This just in
Yoshie now has the urge to get better at the game and become #1 again after being freed from the greasy clutches of wastee claws. This is what the player had to say about the trade.
“Thank god that stupid wastee ape let me go free, we had to take risk goombler with us, so we still have no shot of winning. But at least I’m not 0-tree.”
Remember, folks; this was 3 hours after the trade deadline was supposedly ended because what doesn’t end on est time (#makeserverseastcoast)? Some interesting things occur when the host and Canada own wish to hit the dash Paul walker.
In other news, we have insider information about how Mikey really felt about the trade, and it is a SHOCKING discovery in itself.
"Dude, I like Rune, Rune is the homie I'm not finna send him to an 0-3 team, Imagine he comes home from smoking a blunt thinking lives all Gucci then sees he is on bromen with Theo and wastee, homie finna off himself."
off himself indeed he did, Mikey, we have just received word that rune's funeral will be this Saturday at 12 pm est (see, I can specify which timezone, but we all knew everyone was thinking it!)
The final news of the day is piktonss has spoken out about Rafael's trade for maple to his own team. He was very "vocal" in his response.
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He is such a poet that piktonss.
And back to fartknocker with your daily player insights on their teams and overall feeling of this league.