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Offline MikeyBruh

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The Konoha Crew [NA]
« on: December 16, 2020, 09:49:26 pm »


THE CREW


Yoshie - One of the most skilled and respected players in North America. Yoshie uses both his mechanical skill in the game and group fighting IQ to dominate every tournament and draft league for the past few years. Yoshie is One of if not the best player in North America and he proves this by putting up monster numbers in tournaments and there is a reason that he has been the number 1 overall pick in four draft leagues in a row. With his Astronomical Gfuel intake and his RGB chair, Yoshie has proven that Tarkov players can actually play other games and having RGB is all it takes to be good
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Shikamaru Nara
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Mikey - Using his unmatched gamer genetics and gamer infrastructure, Mikey can game with the best of them. Even though he has low ping, he plays a rather passive role in group fights and has made a career off of getting low impact kills that help him inflate his K/D. A cornerstone of this team and has become a professional at baiting his more skilled teammates (Yoshie, Jaax, and  Horse) to make sure that he has a high K/D. Every time the team plays CS, Mikey somehow always has to be the B site anchor or the IGL and everybody knows there aren't many things worse in life than having to solo hold B site.
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Naruto Uzumaki
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Horse -  Due to starting out as a N&S gamer, Horse has always been rather slept on (And for good reason, N&S is full of noobs). He has always had a chip on his shoulder and is finally getting the respect he deserves. He is also one of the biggest weebs out there leading the league in animes watched and discord moderated since 2018. He was a first-round draft choice in the most recent league and is currently leading his team in kills while also having the very low team kills and first deaths. As long as Horse continues on his upward trajectory, He will solidify himself as one of the best players to make the N&S to NW switch.
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Ino Yamanaka
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MrWhaleFish - Known as being a great Native and Bannerlord player, MrWhaleFish has shown to be very impactful in NW. He plays a key role on one of the best draft league teams in the league. He has proven to be a good blocker and is one of the few players who can say that he was paid to play on a Bannerlord roster. Finally, one of the greatest Surviv.io players to roam this planet even rivaling Surviv.io legend Kobiesan.
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Ten Ten
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Svenypoo - One of the old men of the team, Svenypoo managed to live an entire life in just 4 years. Svenypoo is our most aggressive player and is always in the killfeed. Whether the kill feeds show Svenypoo getting first picks and destroying flanks on his own, or Teamkilling his teammates and dying first all the time, He is still always putting pressure onto the enemy flank. Svenypoo has quickly gone from an underrated draft sleeper pick to a 3rd round pick that was a major contributor and one of the few bright spots on a struggling Templars roster. He managed to finish top 15 in kills and have a positive K/D ratio. Definitely, no longer a sleeper and will continue to play big roles on teams for the foreseeable future.
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Neji Hyuga
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Jaax - Probably the heaviest hitter on this team and for good reason. Jaax has been taking over matches for a while now. When He is on his A-game, there is quite literally nobody that can stop him. One of the hardest workers in NW, he truly brings that gritty, blue-collar gameplay to NW. While this is still unproven, there have been multiple reports that he is an avid CardiB listener. Whether him listening to CardiB is true or not, what is true is that he Has one of the best K/D's in the most recent draft league, despite being on the statistically worst team. Finally, Another player with an N&S background.
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Shino Aburame
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Oatmeal - Oatmeal has quietly become one of the biggest NW politicians out there. He was chosen among members of Rock Bottom to lead them and so far the people have no complaints. Oatmeal has found himself sources in Many NW camps and gets news regarding draft leagues and regiments before most. His low-risk high percentage NW playstyle pays off well and has helped him climb high on many NW melee lists as well as get him his own draft league teams. He pioneered the Glitch-Kickstab technique on NA and using this technique he can take on anybody.
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Kiba Inuzuka
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Goomba - Another player with a N&S background. He is known to have a very toxic mouth and an even more toxic playstyle. Despite his skey/chamber playstyle, he will be the first to tell you that you are a boring duelist. He is a great member of the team and always has his teammates back. Even though he was a 6th round pick in the draft league, He has made a great impact starting for Warlocks and is a big reason they are playing so well. Finally, make sure you give him his damn respect because goomba has no issue slandering your name for weeks straight on and off the server.
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Sai Yamanaka
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Jerry0s - The other old man of the team, Jerry0s is quite literally a boomer and currently holds the record for oldest man playing competitive NW. Although Jerry0s was blessed with "EU" ping and is currently 57 years old, Jerry0s has taken a fatherly figure role over many players in this community (mainly CommanderDeath). Using his great gift of "EU" ping, Jerry0s has mastered a way to bait you into chambers and attempts to Turkish kick you into tomorrow. He is another N&S player that has turned to NW and never looked back. Since entering NW Jerry has done it all from, becoming an aristocrat, Joining rock bottom, and even running his own regiment.
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Rock Lee
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CommanderDeath - One of the most important members of our team and plays arguably the biggest role. Despite CommanderDeath having low hours and limited competitive NW experience, death plays a major role in our team. He may be the most untalented Rocket League player of all time, have the oxygen consumption of an entire country, and some of the worst gamer infrastructure out there, he is a giant part of our team. When spirits get low in our team, Death has no issue in playing his tuba to reinspire us.
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Choji Akimichi
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Shintovette - Known as possibly the biggest Vette simp and former member of the aristocrats, Shinto always finds a way to get himself into spec. Even though shinto rarely wants to play in events, when he does play, he is a huge impact player. Using an unorthodox playstyle involving manny spins and force glances, Shinto can always find a way to cheese you into a death. Shinto has also made a name for himself in becoming an Emergency player for draft league teams when they have key players get banned.
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Hinata Hyuga
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Min - Min has been playing NW since its "Golden Days". He is your average Los Angeles Korean taking some of the hardest math classes known to man while and majoring in fields that most people have never heard of. Min doesn't attend events as much as he used to but when he does attend he makes sure to always frag out often getting hella kills. His chemistry with Svenypoo and Shintovette is unmatched and whenever those three are on the same flank together, We always win 20-0.
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Sakura Haruno
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BensonTheBee - One of the most gifted gamers out there. Even with little to no hours on NW, his potential is clearly there, and the team looks to him to carry us when the matches get close. He can go toe to toe with Yoshie and any given day and He is first team all Korra simp. Boasting strong Gamer infrastructure and solid gamer genetics, the team has no doubt in our minds that he can soon become NW's next big player.
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Akamaru
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« Last Edit: December 16, 2020, 09:56:01 pm by Mikey Mike »

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Re: The Konoha Crew [NA]
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2020, 09:52:37 pm »
no cap

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Re: The Konoha Crew [NA]
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2020, 10:00:42 pm »
Does this mean that shinto marries mikey
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Re: The Konoha Crew [NA]
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2020, 10:01:24 pm »
Does this mean that shinto marries mikey
in a perfect world  :-\ ::)

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Re: The Konoha Crew [NA]
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2020, 10:01:50 pm »
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





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Re: The Konoha Crew [NA]
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2020, 10:03:39 pm »
Cool

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Re: The Konoha Crew [NA]
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2020, 10:05:37 pm »
truly a team of gamers
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there have been multiple reports that he is an avid CardiB listener.
Jaax??? excuse me??? i hope these reports are not correct

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Re: The Konoha Crew [NA]
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2020, 10:16:53 pm »
This is a blessed team
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Re: The Konoha Crew [NA]
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2020, 12:49:22 am »
Imagine being the Sakura of the team, feels bad.

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Re: The Konoha Crew [NA]
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2020, 01:00:44 am »
This is pretty dope ngl.

Of course Min is Sakura. Useless mf
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Re: The Konoha Crew [NA]
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2020, 02:06:00 am »
We really do be hating hard on Sakura here smh

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Re: The Konoha Crew [NA]
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2020, 02:12:52 am »
aight, I see how it is smh

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Re: The Konoha Crew [NA]
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2020, 04:21:56 am »
aight, I see how it is smh



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Re: The Konoha Crew [NA]
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2020, 04:49:41 am »
One sec brb, forming the Akatsuki

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Re: The Konoha Crew [NA]
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2020, 05:23:45 am »