Invading Australia.

[Frederik]

Finally a place to post my masterpieces

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spoilers are for pussies

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[TORN]

What are we to do with Australia when we capture it?

I for one vote to turn it back into a prison.

[Batraan]

We create the glorious nation of flying squirrels.

Asshats accepted.

[TORN]

We should first invade New Zealand and enslave the hobbit population living there.

After that we can bind them together to build a raft to peddle (using another hobbit) to Australia.

[Kaasovic]

Best tactic is to military occupy New-Zealand, then do bombing runs, taking down every strategic position. After the runs we can simply land on their beaches, while paratroopers hold main positions located further land inwards. When the landing is successful we should combine these forced and make a solid beachhead, so we can roll in our tanks and of course  squirrels. Australia will fall within 2 weeks.

[Cazasar]

frederik if you get muted again I will rape you

[Batraan]

Best tactic is to military occupy New-Zealand, then do bombing runs, taking down every strategic position. After the runs we can simply land on their beaches, while paratroopers hold main positions located further land inwards. When the landing is successful we should combine these forced and make a solid beachhead, so we can roll in our tanks and of course  squirrels. Australia will fall within 2 weeks.

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1 week if we bring rabbits as well.

[Earth Bby]

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Ask him

[Frederik]

frederik if you get muted again I will rape you

i did nuffin wrong :´(

[TORN]

Toads we need toads.

[Dazzer]

[Batraan]

This will be glorious.

[BabyJesus]

How do you deal with their kangaroos? I hear they are deadly

[Frederik]

I would firstly ally myself with the emus and marry my firstborn daughter with their king. After that I will spreading fear by letting helicopters drop sharks in their cities. Then I will make a plan with my allies, the USA that they start a airborne invasion in the middle of the country, while I attack the shores. But I wont attack the shores, and instead shot down the US planes that want to drop supplies, simply to prove how badass I am. Than I will start an attack with my soldiers mounted on Emus and Kangaroos (which are enslaved by the emus btw) and overtake their country because everybody there went mad because they tried to understand me. Victory, Terrorists win. Not. I WON. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.
eZ game, fcking noobs.

[BabyJesus]

I would firstly ally myself with the emus and marry my firstborn daughter with their king. After that I will spreading fear by letting helicopters drop sharks in their cities. Then I will make a plan with my allies, the USA that they start a airborne invasion in the middle of the country, while I attack the shores. But I wont attack the shores, and instead shot down the US planes that want to drop supplies, simply to prove how badass I am. Than I will start an attack with my soldiers mounted on Emus and Kangaroos (which are enslaved by the emus btw) and overtake their country because everybody there went mad because they tried to understand me. Victory, Terrorists win. Not. I WON. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.
eZ game, fcking noobs.

what if the Kangaroos revolt against their emu masters?