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Offline Akko

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Our Apocalypse Story
« on: July 08, 2015, 08:42:48 pm »
Just put Day #: (insert events)


Day 1: I finally found my lost cache of lubricant that I stashed behind the baby clothes isle at the looted Walmart on Main Street.

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Re: Our Apocalypse Story
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2015, 08:45:08 pm »
Day 2: The weabos have taken over

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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2015, 09:04:22 pm »
Day 3: had a cracking wank

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Re: Our Apocalypse Story
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2015, 10:01:01 pm »
Day 4: Found a Dutch guy, with loads of weed.

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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2015, 10:14:34 pm »
Day 5: praised the Red God
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2015, 03:50:24 am »
Day 6: We killed the Red God

praise canned goods
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Re: Our Apocalypse Story
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2015, 04:09:30 am »
Day 7: A band of thieves stole my canned goods

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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2015, 07:15:57 am »
Day 8: The thieves came back and made me their sex slave
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2015, 07:28:17 am »
Day 9: I went to Colonel Howe, burned him alive an reanimated the Red God. Then I took Howe's canned goods.

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Re: Our Apocalypse Story
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2015, 08:16:18 am »
Day 10: collected all the weed that I keep under my mattress and took a hike to the Santa Cruz mountains

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Re: Our Apocalypse Story
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2015, 10:30:09 am »
Day 11: Got lost in the Santa Cruz mountains.

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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2015, 03:10:55 pm »
Day 12: Managed to find shelter in the Santa Cruz mountains
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Re: Our Apocalypse Story
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2015, 03:22:48 pm »
Day 13: Doritos chip level is getting dangerously low

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« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2015, 04:07:09 pm »
Day 14: I sell my body to a pack of ravenous blacks for fried chicken
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Re: Our Apocalypse Story
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2015, 04:10:37 pm »
Day 15: I fucked a box of calamari.