Post Your Embarrassing Moments In Real Life. :3

[Batraan]

Post your embarrassing moments here for us all to have a laugh at you and ourselves 

During my high school career I've accidentally gone into the girls bathroom a total of 10 times. Thankfully each time I do, I'm the only person in there.

Walking into a glass door numerous times while talking to friends.

Managed to forget how to speak English in my AP English class during a discussion. Native speaker, yet still can't talk right half the time.

That's all I can think of right now.

P.S. Think of this thread as therapy. after all talking about these moments can help you to accept/move on from them. Or give us all a good laugh .

P.P.S. Yes I know mine are all that great..... need to keep thinking.

[fieldshire]

Smoke so much weed that I just zone out at times no matter what I'm doing and feel lost.

[AP0CALYPS3]

[Colonel Howe]

When I was in 3rd grade I was trying to turn on the grill and I popped my head over it when I was pressing the ignition. A big ol fireball came up and burned my eyebrows off.

Actually, check that.

For embarrassing and awkward moments, let's just check 3rd grade-sophomore year of high school

[fieldshire]

Rolled a golf cart last weekend dislocated a friends shoulder

[Akko]

Was playing football and this yard ape was running at me and I just stood there like an idiot. I got knocked a good 10ft across the mud.

Spoiler

:^)

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[Batraan]

That moment when you walk into your parents bedroom in the morning to ask if we can have french toast not realizing that your mom is getting dressed. I still have nightmares.

[ImperialG]

When I was in 5th grade I lied to everyone and said I was American, then a few years later I stopped caring now everyone thinks I'm American.

When I was in third grade I cried infront of the class because of something to do with fish, can't remember what specifically.

[Batraan]

When I was in 5th grade I lied to everyone and said I was American, then a few years later I stopped caring now everyone thinks I'm American.

When I was in third grade I cried infront of the class because of something to do with fish, can't remember what specifically.

Fish are emotionally provoking creatures mate. When you look into the eyes of a fish you can help but think either A: "Aw how cute" or B: Dinner.

[Lawbringer]

I accidentally called my teacher "mom"

[AP0CALYPS3]

I accidentally called my teacher "mom"

Hasnt everyone?

[OttoFIN]

I accidentally called my teacher "mom"

Hasnt everyone?

I've actually called my friends "mom" multiple times accidently.

[Malkolm R. Lind]

I accidentally called my teacher "mom"

A classic. 

[Akko]

I accidentally called my teacher "mom"

A classic. 

I did this twice and looked at my teacher like she was the stupid one.

[Nick Lazanis]

Called a professor a cunt and I think he heard me....also that happened multiple times