Figured since you wanted a urban dictionary thing I'd look up my real first name.....
The top definition is definitely not me. No interest in relationships beyond being friends.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=michaelIf there are girls out there who want to be my girlfriend then they need to get their heads checked. Or they have never talked with me.
Also the actual definition of "He who is closest to god" is kind of ironic. As for me this (Pic below) is my entire religious view in a nutshell.
Edit: Reading through these "definitions" a lot either seem to have been written by random teenage girls who have a crush on a Michael, or are egotistic guys trying to pretend to be girls and puff up themselves by puffing up their name..........
Edit#2: Got to ones saying Michael is sporty. Has M&B become a sport now?
Edit#3: "Die hard Romantic"............ Not one of these are like me. Though one did say sociopathic. Getting there I think.
Edit#4: After reading all of these I can say this. Not one of those were like me at all bits and pieces yes but that is it.......