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مِصر Mamluk Sultanate مِصر EU
« on: February 24, 2015, 08:04:56 pm »
So a new cav regiment formed from the remainders of the Mamluk dynasty in Egypt led by Mohammad Ali (Lel no joke xD). basically i (Welsh_Lad am in charge and shit) my steam in this https://steamcommunity.com/id/Kagian/. So lets tell you a little about the history of the Mamluks.

الطبقة العليا الطبقة العليا الطبقة العليا الطبقة العليا الطبقة العليا الطبقة العليا الطبقة العليا الطبقة العليا

0 AD - Mamluks Gave Jesus the 3 gifts of Gold, frankincense and Georgio Armani to the baby Jesus.
1022 AD - Mamluk soldiers used laser cannons to rek the crusaders.
1066 AD - Mamluks defeat Alan Partridge at the battle of Hastings.
1855 AD - Mamluks colonise Mexico.
1890 AD - Mamluks colonise Rwanda.
1914 AD - Mamluks invented nerf guns and rekt the Slavaks in the battle of Nobigissue.
1918 AD - Mamluks start the first space program.
1919 AD - Mamluk set up colony on mars but die due to lack of kebab.
1939 AD - Mamluks carve a picture of Mohammad Ali (the Mamluk one) on the moon instigating ww2.
1945 AD - Mamluk spy slips Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun a poisoned kebab.
2015 AD - Mamluks set up Pro tier NW kebab regiment.

الطبقة العليا الطبقة العليا الطبقة العليا الطبقة العليا الطبقة العليا الطبقة العليا الطبقة العليا الطبقة العليا

So if you wanna join just add me on steam and then fuck shit up


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Re: مِصر Mamluk Sultanate مِصر EU
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2015, 08:05:33 pm »
Best of luck. Mamelukes, loved them in NTW. :D
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Re: مِصر Mamluk Sultanate مِصر EU
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2015, 08:06:00 pm »
Top tier clan thanks for being so cool welsh lad.
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Re: مِصر Mamluk Sultanate مِصر EU
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2015, 08:51:51 pm »
fak off back to Mercs you cunt :3
jk jk Tiki pls no mute
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Re: مِصر Mamluk Sultanate مِصر EU
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2015, 08:59:23 pm »
Nice meme mate also good luck.
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Re: مِصر Mamluk Sultanate مِصر EU
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2015, 09:26:56 pm »
Gtfo back to mercs okay, thanks .

jk, may allah guide you.
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Re: مِصر Mamluk Sultanate مِصر EU
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2015, 09:36:31 pm »
ALLAH
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2015, 10:03:45 pm »
Bismillah and all that malarcky
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2015, 10:06:34 pm »
Takbir.
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2015, 10:10:45 pm »
N1ce Tyme lin3 mu5h
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Re: مِصر Mamluk Sultanate مِصر EU
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2015, 10:24:08 pm »
Goodluck against retarded Christian knights standing out in the desert in full plate armour. #Saladin
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2015, 09:15:55 pm »
Mamluks stronk dressup costumes
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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2015, 09:24:57 pm »
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