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Re: JANFU Tactical (Arma 3)
« Reply #930 on: June 12, 2015, 09:43:37 pm »
FSE Tacticool. That's a new one.
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Re: JANFU Tactical (Arma 3)
« Reply #931 on: June 12, 2015, 09:43:59 pm »

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Re: JANFU Tactical (Arma 3)
« Reply #933 on: June 14, 2015, 07:43:54 am »

Yo... PinkOmega
Yo PinkOmega

[Chorus]
One bad chef In a kitchen full of dough
Three bad bitches with their hands on the stove
Making home movies with a hand full of stoges
I'm cooking all the dumplings
I'm cooking all the dumplings

[Verse]
Motherfuckers want to act funny
Trying to be a man when your nose is all runny
Go to Pre-K, put your bag in your cubby
Motherfucking gimmick like your man Jeff Dunnie
But who am I to talk. Making preteens laugh for the money
Act dumb, slicker than honey, whoops!
Rapping in the kitchen but got no silver spoon
Got to feed on the bitches, bitches
Bad to the bone, prone to the home grown
Girls moan when I come home, dick like an ozone. [?]
Want to step in the ring?
Just skin and a sack of shitty meat like dumplings
Boy I don't wear Gucci
Still classy but rotten like blue cheese
We're about to make a movie
With a hand held Sony, puffing on a loosie
"Cooking the dumplings all day"
Is the only thing I say when I mind my business
Get the fuck out of my kitchen!
I'm cooking up a storm boy. None of that beef shit
They say I'm the man in your nightmares
Your girl in the bed screaming "right there!"
I'm high on the weed and the xany
I find it uncanny there's so much poonani
They found me the lab doing stem cell research
I was trying to grow you some balls
The police came but I explained about your bitching
Now they want to pitch and support the cause
Hate my ways? that's a personal issue
Because you're thinking about me, put down the tissues. (Ew!)
Why you still yapping to me?
Didn't mommy tell you not to converse with a stranger?
Are you crying in the stall with a belt and a razor?
Are you really that mad or just a bad imitator?
Oh, because I never heard of your dumb ass. (Nope!)
Go fuck yourself in the mouth with a taser. (whoop!)

Because I'm cooking all the dumplings (x4)

[Chorus]

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Re: JANFU Tactical (Arma 3)
« Reply #934 on: June 15, 2015, 01:38:24 am »
Alrighty

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Re: JANFU Tactical (Arma 3)
« Reply #935 on: June 16, 2015, 11:15:43 pm »
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oNDf3uyOYR

Every time I try to make one of these I get possessed by the ghost of Mj, spiting me for being in JANFU.

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Re: JANFU Tactical (Arma 3)
« Reply #936 on: June 17, 2015, 12:09:02 am »
Spoiler
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Re: JANFU Tactical (Arma 3)
« Reply #938 on: June 18, 2015, 03:35:24 am »
see yall in a week

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Re: JANFU Tactical (Arma 3)
« Reply #939 on: June 18, 2015, 05:24:35 am »
Where dis guy gone?

Every time I try to make one of these I get possessed by the ghost of Mj, spiting me for being in JANFU.

Spite?
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Re: JANFU Tactical (Arma 3)
« Reply #940 on: June 19, 2015, 04:31:02 am »
No, he spit at me from time to time.

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Re: JANFU Tactical (Arma 3)
« Reply #941 on: June 19, 2015, 05:01:15 am »
9 1 1 would play

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Re: JANFU Tactical (Arma 3)
« Reply #942 on: June 19, 2015, 05:54:53 am »
Why don't you have Arma 3 yet Edward?

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Re: JANFU Tactical (Arma 3)
« Reply #943 on: June 19, 2015, 01:38:36 pm »
I should buy it shouldn't i?

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Re: JANFU Tactical (Arma 3)
« Reply #944 on: June 20, 2015, 07:41:28 am »
>tfw when left behind when the whole platoon extracts and the only person to talk to is in a coma from blood loss.