I originally was just going to type "Hello" as a short, quaint post letting you all know I exist. It wasn't until I was about to press "Post" that I realized it was a hollow post, and I didn't want to mark my introduction as such; first impressions are important. So I figured I'd keep typing until my post length looks aesthetically full so it would, in theory, counter-act the empty post I regard as my original mistake. In actuality those post is just as hollow, and you spent much longer reading this novella than you should have. Too bad.
Greetings, fellow brothers (and sisters?) in arms, for I am RudyBrah! If by life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword!