Would You Rather...

[Colonel Howe]

Let's play one of the funnest games of all time. Answer the question above you and post a scenario of your own to be answered. NEITHER IS NOT AN OPTION

Would you rather have consensual intercourse with me, Howe, or would you rather I drug you and not have consensual intercourse.

[kpetschulat]

How about you fuck off, and not start with that shitty question.

Would you rather be nearly drowned for no reward, or have your strong arm (arm you use mostly for activities) be amputated and given a reward of 10,000?

[Bastard]

Drowning seems awful, and I can buy like 4000 kebab wraps so all is fine.



Would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or a row of penises on your back (like a stegosaurus).

[Colonel Howe]

Stegosaurus

Would you rather die in a vat of sewage or in a vat of quicksand

[Audiate]

Quicksand. gg no re.

Would you rather pwn or be pwnt?

[Wismar]

be pwnt

Would you rather fuck a filthy, hairy male dwarf under a bridge on a rainy tuesday or get your pinky ripped off by Anna Dewitt on top of the Empire State Building?

[ClearlyInvsible]

Pinky. Defiantly pinky.

Hm... would you rather be stuck in a place void of human life, but you're immortal, or be surrounded by people all the time, and have an average life span

[Keita]

Stuck in the in the place sht

Would you rather be chased by a shark or be chased by a hippo :p

[TORN]

Chased by a shark, suckerpunch that bitch and then get on land.

Would you rather receive anal from Hitler or Stalin?

[Colonel Howe]

Stalin

Would you rather recieved fellatio from Mao or Margret Thatcher

[Killington]

Mao.

Wake up in a classic Romero zombie apocalypse or wake up on exam day having forgotten about a whole course on obscure 5th century Russian art history.

[Nipplestockings]

While flunking a test that I had no idea existed sounds like a blast, I think I'd rather have my face eaten by flesh hungry undead things, just to spice things up a bit.

Would you rather be burnt to death or freeze to death?

[Griff]

Burnt

Would you rather be a millionaire for one month and relatively poor for the rest of your life or have a reasonable amount of money for your entire life, but not rich enough to do great things, (Holidays abroad etc)?

[TWking]

reasonable amount of money for your entire life, but not rich enough to do great things, (Holidays abroad etc).

Would you rather be named Adolf Hitler or Justin Bieber?

[Olafson]

Hitler ofc. Who wants a German name but not  be a german? NO ONE (Not that Hitler was german... But atleast everyone knows him. Can't say the same about that Bieber guy)

Would you rather be a human or me?