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« on: July 28, 2022, 06:17:34 pm »
Nate, did I ever tell you about the time we were all forced to play AoN? It was a dark dark time, the economy was in full recession and nobody could find a silver recruit to eat their daily bread. Rambos, drugs, corruption, all of it was rampant. You couldn't even walk 5 feet from spawn without being slayed for saying the word "Toaster". But there was a new drug on the street, word was it came from some smart chemists in NW. They called it "AoN" and it was supposed to revive the game or something. But it divided the nation on the issue of slavery and nobody could agree about anything. Women and children cried for help while the men went onto their computers to fight each other with words on discord.
Meanwhile in a land far far away where the game was developed, a group of bonjo's got addicted to AoN so much that they wouldn't eat food or water unless they got their AoN. They were willing to let their family suffer and in some cases die to stay hooked on this drug. I hear that civilization ceases to exist over their now except for a few rascals. But back in the motherland, an all out war started and each side threw their best insult at each other to gain the upper hand. It was David vs Goaliath, The Finns vs the Russians, Brazil vs Germany, The Falcons vs Patriots, the ultimate showdown. Eventually the economy started to recover to a point where gas prices were affordable and AoN had almost been eradicated on the street. The casualties though were unlike anything before. On both continents, many had died from the diseases of HLL and Holdfast. The government started relief programs like updates, a community campaign, a weekly monday church service, but only on one continent cause fuck the other I guess.
Nate, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair. God bless.
- Santa