The Wealdstone Raiders
Brief History
The Wealdstone Regiment of Foot was founded in 1794 during the second Division 2 wars, and was formed as a direct need of a force to fight against the hated and evil Whitehawk regiment (more commonly known as the Shiteawks). The First battle of Wealdstone took place on the 13th of August 1795 (Seen ) in which the Wealdstone Raiders fought the Shiteawks, who were defeated utterly due to their complete lack of fans and dire ground situation. The fact that they played like wankers did them no favours as the Raiders gave them some.
It's leader was and is, Gorty Bortlet. Of which there is only one. He was honoured for his victory after the battle of the clubhouse (Seen here ) in which he distinguished himself as he led the regiment for a total of not 15, not 16, but 17 years.
The regiment fought in a number of other battles, giving it to those who wanted it, and showing people without fans everywhere that they must fear the mighty Wealdstone.
Rank structure
- Only One (Close associates of the Raider)
- Raider (Proud Wealdstone Raiders)
Works in the name of the Raider
I will tell you a tale of a Raider
A man so brave and strong
Possibly the greatest soldier
Who was unable to do any wrong
He protected what mattered
his beautuful wealdstone home
the shiteawks were scattered
and his power became known
With the Aid of the mighty gorty bortlet
he did rid the land of every wanker
and know that will never let
anyone be any danker
He had all the fans
while the shiteawks had none
Of fosters he'd finish many cans
and the enemy he'd make run
And he let a message to be known
To any shiteawk that may be around,
and surely they all did shout and moan
as he said 'you've got now fans, you've got no ground'
- Anonymous
-Artistic Impression of The Raider leading the Battle of Wealdstone.
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We're not recruiting, just a group of friends that want to get back into NW without the seriousness behind regiments. (This doesn't mean we'll troll)
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