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Title: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Bruin on April 29, 2014, 05:31:17 am
This may be vague and a total what if question. What if Napoleon called the United States of America to help him fight in Europe; and America did. Would this have helped Napoleon possibly capture victory or nothing at all. Would have Russia invaded mainland America? Because at this time Russia owned Alaska.

Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Killington on April 29, 2014, 05:40:47 am
While my knowledge of history is pretty shit, I would think that they would not be able to do anything, already being at a stalemate on their home ground just fighting colonial British forces, let alone contributing to the European war. I don't think they could've helped over there even if they wanted to.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: George385 on April 29, 2014, 06:52:56 am
The title says what if the war of 1812 came to Europe.. But the OP says what if napoleon called for American support and America went in..

First of all, the war of 1812 and the napeleonic wars are completely different. And second, the napoleonic wars weren't fought in America, as the title suggests that it was..

Are you asking both questions?
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: joer5835 on April 29, 2014, 01:04:53 pm
The US Army was tiny compared to Bony's Grande Armée.

The US navy was in position to transport their troops, the ships were simply too small. Even if they did transport their troops, they would have been intercepted by the British Royal Navy. The US Navy was outnumbered at least 10 to 1 compared to the British Royal Navy.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Duuring on April 29, 2014, 01:12:10 pm
A few more infantry regiments would not have made a difference in continental Europa. It would, however, have made a difference in the usually small-scaled warfare in the Americas and could have enabled the British to carry on the fight (if they wanted). One of the reasons the war stopped in 1814 is that Britain and the USA were simply both tired of fighting.

The USA was never going to conquer Canada and the British were actually in a position were they could demand concessions. But they didn't, apparently because that would piss off the Prussians and Russians who weren't allowed to landgrab in Europa.

Plus, as Joer pointed out, the US navy was in no position to offer transport to thousands of troops.

But for the sake of argument, what year are we talking about? 1812?
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Ryner on April 29, 2014, 03:32:29 pm
America only emerged as a world power after the Spanish American war, nearly a century after the war of 1812... We wouldn't have stood a chance against superior European forces in head to head combat. The logistics, man power, and training simply wasn't there.

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Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: DeoVindice61 on April 29, 2014, 08:20:36 pm
Fuck yeah we would get up there, send the moh-reens in and fuck shit up. Hell we Americans will pwn you shitheads with m16 and 50 cal baby. Napoleon will not get our support. We will come to TAKE europe as ours.

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Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Friedrich on April 29, 2014, 08:27:09 pm
This may be vague and a total what if question. What if Napoleon called the United States of America to help him fight in Europe; and America did. Would this have helped Napoleon possibly capture victory or nothing at all. Would have Russia invaded mainland America? Because at this time Russia owned Alaska.
Nothing.

Because France was still in war with Britain (-> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peninsular_war ). It would have changed nothing, because USA hadn't the navy to bring any troops to europe. Luckily USA benefited of the war between France and Britain, because it has bound all the important british warships and land forces in europe. Hell, I would have liked to see how some ships-of-the-line pulverized the USS Constitution (no offense ofc). And USA tried to get Canada from Britain, so they wouldn't have had anyway any reserves left to help France.

And if Russia would entered in war with USA? Nothing either. Russia had some ambitions on the pacific coast of north america, especially in Alaska. But this colony was unprofitable. So they wouldn't have waste any troops there. They needed all against France. And btw USA had still not the ressources to pass the middle west. And it hadn't any ambitions there. Or it would have had get some problems with spain there soon. And as such a young republic, the wouldn't have risked it.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Bruin on April 29, 2014, 11:27:52 pm
Interesting response Friedrich.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Menelaos on April 30, 2014, 06:09:51 pm
If they actually trained an army, maybe. Militia was too embedded at this time to make a difference.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on April 30, 2014, 09:02:49 pm
You mean what if the USA got involved in the Napoleonic Wars? 1812 was the US failed invasion of Canada resulting in what is described as a stalemate, despite Britain not only maintaining full naval dominance but also burning the white house and aiding Canada in its liberation.

If USA tried to help in the Napoleonic Wars nothing much would happen. The Royal Navy dominated the Atlantic so the US would have difficulty. The Royal Navy could blockade US ports or stay in the Atlantic for a long time thanks to naval doctrines. This was how Britain kept France in check.

A quote from Nelson: "Bonaparte has often made his boast that our fleet would be worn out by keeping the sea and that his was kept in order and increasing by staying in port; but know he finds, I fancy, if Emperors hear the truth, that his fleet suffers more in a night than ours in one year."

If the US did manage to somehow get to Europe how could they aid? It was mainly the winter that killed le grande armee so US troops would not help there. They could not invade already invaded land. And an attack on Britain would no doubt fail, just as it did when the French attempted in Ireland.

They could go to the peninsula however, considering the US relied on lots of militia, they would have a hard time doing anything against the British and Portugese veterans there; similar to how much they struggled against the heavy trained and disciplined peninsula veterans in the war of 1812.

In other words, the US would not be able to do anything major. They attempted to attack the Royal Navy and disrupt shipping lines to help France in reality but that failed too.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: FrithBiscuit on April 30, 2014, 10:28:32 pm
So... Rekt?
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Bruin on May 01, 2014, 02:30:49 am
1812 was the US failed invasion of Canada resulting in what is described as a stalemate, despite Britain not only maintaining full naval dominance but also burning the white house and aiding Canada in its liberation.
Didn't Britain want the Mississippi River?
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Friedrich on May 01, 2014, 11:23:17 pm
1812 was the US failed invasion of Canada resulting in what is described as a stalemate, despite Britain not only maintaining full naval dominance but also burning the white house and aiding Canada in its liberation.
Didn't Britain want the Mississippi River?
No, they just opened a second front to devide american forces.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Duuring on May 01, 2014, 11:28:35 pm
How can you possibly claim a river?
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: FrithBiscuit on May 01, 2014, 11:49:29 pm
"THIS RIVER IS OURS"

*raises Union flag*
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Friedrich on May 02, 2014, 01:56:01 am
How can you possibly claim a river?
In the mid-19th century the Mississippi river was the most important trade route in the middle west of North America. So it makes sense. Why fought Germany and France over centuries for the Rhine river? Why founded the Dutch New Amsterdam at the Hudson mouth? Why are most big cultures founded at big rivers? It's all about trade. Ka-Ching!
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Carson on May 02, 2014, 02:31:00 am
If America made it to Europe I don't think they would have enough troops/resources coming in to help supply the army.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Blitz_craig on May 07, 2014, 05:30:04 am
A few US Rifle regiments on the side of the French in the peninsula could have made Spain a very deadly place for British officers. Think of what happened to Brock, Ross, and Pakenham in the War of 1812.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on May 07, 2014, 08:32:06 am
A few US rifle regiments would likely be dead by the end of the war. Officer aiming was common in the French army too so the reality is, that wouldn't make much difference.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Blitz_craig on May 08, 2014, 07:00:18 am
The French did not use rifles.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Duuring on May 08, 2014, 11:37:28 am
So? They did use light infantry. To great extent and effect.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Jelly on May 08, 2014, 06:07:04 pm
But anything the French can do the Americans can do better? Duh.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Joseph Graham on May 08, 2014, 06:15:01 pm
I wasn't aware the Americans were better at losing than the French. I'll have to note that one down for future reference.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on May 08, 2014, 06:20:29 pm
Better at surrendering too, wow you learn something new every day.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Blitz_craig on May 08, 2014, 07:46:55 pm
I was only pointing out something that is common knowledge. The rifle is much more accurate then the smoothbore and therefore better able to pick out an individual target. It has nothing to do with who is a better shot. The French experimented with rifles and decided not to use them because of their slow rate of fire. The question of the thread being how could a US presence on the side of the French in Europe have made any appreciable difference. My assertion being that only a well placed shot by a US rifleman on a high value target, such as Wellington himself, is the only conceivable way, using 3 dead British field commanders in the War of 1812 as supporting evidence. The deaths of generals Brock and Ross being especially damaging to the British war effort in America.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Nipplestockings on May 08, 2014, 08:13:48 pm
I wasn't aware the Americans were better at losing than the French. I'll have to note that one down for future reference.
Better at surrendering too, wow you learn something new every day.

The French actually have a better overall military win/loss ratio than the British :-*
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Duuring on May 08, 2014, 10:33:41 pm
Wellington was not a leading-from-the-front type of guy, so the change that an American Rifleman would have been able to pick him of is very small.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Joseph Graham on May 08, 2014, 10:49:39 pm
I wasn't aware the Americans were better at losing than the French. I'll have to note that one down for future reference.
Better at surrendering too, wow you learn something new every day.

The French actually have a better overall military win/loss ratio than the British :-*

against minor powers.* Fixed that one for you.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Duuring on May 08, 2014, 10:54:48 pm
Minor powers such as the Prussians, Austrians and Russians?
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Nipplestockings on May 08, 2014, 10:58:27 pm
I wasn't aware the Americans were better at losing than the French. I'll have to note that one down for future reference.
Better at surrendering too, wow you learn something new every day.

The French actually have a better overall military win/loss ratio than the British :-*

against minor powers.* Fixed that one for you.

The British empire was entirely formed by conquering and subduing primitive native populations who could barely fight back. Such glory.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on May 08, 2014, 11:14:23 pm
As were most Great Empires. The thing that makes them stand out are what happens as an empire. The British empire industrialised many of its colonies and was able to make global trade a huge success.

From what I recall we were talking about battle win:lose ratio. Considering the French were fighting consistently in mainland Europe whilst Britain spent most of the time keeping the sea it is natural for the French to have a higher ratio simply because  of the number of battles fought. There is also the fact they had Napoleon who was one of the world's greatest generals.

If we look at purely Anglo/French battles throughout history then I am sure the ratio would be different, but seeing as we are talking about Napoleonic France in the Napoleonic wars I'm not surprised at that ratio at all, nor see what it has to do with the French stereotypes of losing and surrendering based on a large percentage of their wars with Britain.


French have better ratio.

Point concluded.

Now my next point, American rifles that magically made it past the royal navy to the peninsula cannot have made much of a difference. Aiming for the generals would be hard, Wellington and his compatriots were not like 1812 generals that led from the front. If they did manage to kill some generals then so what? Morale was not the biggest benefactor in the campaign and Wellington was not like Napoleon, he could be replaced. And if we talk about rifles killing generals, why not mention what would have happened if somebody shot Napoleon (fatally)? Had to throw that in seeing as you brought up the topic.

Please note, in the ratio statement I was supporting the evidence of France having a higher win:lose ratio.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Nipplestockings on May 08, 2014, 11:26:27 pm
Skipper, I was referring to France's European military history, not their colonial victory record.

From Wikipedia:

"According to the British historian Niall Ferguson, France has participated in 168 major European battles, out of which it won 109, drew 10 and lost 49, making the country the most successful military power in European history."
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on May 08, 2014, 11:28:43 pm
Still stands:

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Considering the French were fighting consistently in mainland Europe whilst Britain spent most of the time keeping the sea it is natural for the French to have a higher ratio simply because  of the number of battles fought. There is also the fact they had Napoleon who was one of the world's greatest generals.

If we look at purely Anglo/French battles throughout history then I am sure the ratio would be different, but seeing as we are talking about Napoleonic France in the Napoleonic wars I'm not surprised at that ratio at all, nor see what it has to do with the French stereotypes of losing and surrendering based on a large percentage of their wars with Britain
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Duuring on May 08, 2014, 11:29:40 pm
If we look at Anglo-French battles, we see that the British always had one major advantage - They could pick the fight. They could decide when to fight, where to fight, and most importantly, when not to fight.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Nipplestockings on May 08, 2014, 11:33:51 pm
Both of those points are within oddly specific criteria and don't really make any sense in a comparative manner. Also note that the criteria used for judging France's military record in Fergueson's estimate go back around 2,000 years to the Gallic period, so your point about Britain being more focused on colonial expansion doesn't hold up whatsoever.

Your point about the win/loss ratio between France and Britain being different is completely irrelevant and is bordering on Nation-scale ad hominem.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Archduke Sven on May 08, 2014, 11:36:29 pm
Still stands:

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Considering the French were fighting consistently in mainland Europe whilst Britain spent most of the time keeping the sea it is natural for the French to have a higher ratio simply because  of the number of battles fought. There is also the fact they had Napoleon who was one of the world's greatest generals.

If we look at purely Anglo/French battles throughout history then I am sure the ratio would be different, but seeing as we are talking about Napoleonic France in the Napoleonic wars I'm not surprised at that ratio at all, nor see what it has to do with the French stereotypes of losing and surrendering based on a large percentage of their wars with Britain

Just get over it, the French are better at war than Britain, 1066 never4get
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Duuring on May 08, 2014, 11:40:14 pm
British are also just really good at not mentioning their defeats. I mean, nobody talks about the three times the British miserably failed to capture Antwerp. Same goes for Corunna.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Gizmo on May 08, 2014, 11:41:46 pm
British bashing makes me moist to be honest.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Archduke Sven on May 08, 2014, 11:42:45 pm
hey u know what else we shouldn't mention in British history books?

that the Luftwaffe had complete control of the airspace for a year and was able to bomb our cities at will

hehehe, seriously dont mention it
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on May 09, 2014, 12:11:52 am
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Both of those points are within oddly specific criteria and don't really make any sense in a comparative manner. Also note that the criteria used for judging France's military record in Fergueson's estimate go back around 2,000 years to the Gallic period, so your point about Britain being more focused on colonial expansion doesn't hold up whatsoever.

Your point about the win/loss ratio between France and Britain being different is completely irrelevant and is bordering on Nation-scale ad hominem.
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The main purpose of the point was to bring you down to the fact you took a stereotype seriously.

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Still stands:

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Considering the French were fighting consistently in mainland Europe whilst Britain spent most of the time keeping the sea it is natural for the French to have a higher ratio simply because  of the number of battles fought. There is also the fact they had Napoleon who was one of the world's greatest generals.

If we look at purely Anglo/French battles throughout history then I am sure the ratio would be different, but seeing as we are talking about Napoleonic France in the Napoleonic wars I'm not surprised at that ratio at all, nor see what it has to do with the French stereotypes of losing and surrendering based on a large percentage of their wars with Britain

Just get over it, the French are better at war than Britain, 1066 never4get
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The Normans were actually of Scandanavian descent and were highly opposed to the French crown, hence their consistent rebellions. When William took the throne of England he founded what most Englishmen consider the first real England. William declared independence from France and considered himself an English monarch within a French speaking court. My history curriculum starts with us being told about 1066 as a kind of civil war of sorts, always referring to the opposing sides as the Normans and Anglo Saxons instead of the English and French. My own ancestors were Norman and I consider myself English. It wad the first enacting of the feudal system and consisted of Norman rulers and Saxon commoners, generalised.

http://normans.etrusia.co.uk/whowere.php

"A common misconception today is that the Normans were "French." Strictly speaking this is not true although it is a widely held belief and, like most beliefs, has some basis in fact."

Not nationalistic ^

I never stated Britain was better, I was arguing stereotypes. The French are renown for losing wars, true or not.

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British are also just really good at not mentioning their defeats. I mean, nobody talks about the three times the British miserably failed to capture Antwerp. Same goes for Corunna.
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Ever heard of the three sieges of nola? Ever read De Bello Galaci?

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hey u know what else we shouldn't mention in British history books?

that the Luftwaffe had complete control of the airspace for a year and was able to bomb our cities at will

hehehe, seriously dont mention it
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Yet after the battle of Britain the sides swapped. To the point that the luftwaffe were unable to be used to counter British, American and Canadian forces at D Day due to the superior RAF forces. That was a bad example.

http://www.raf.mod.uk/history/thebattleofbritain.cfm

"Victory in the Battle of Britain not only saved the United Kingdom from invasion, but also in the long-term saved Europe too. Nazi Germany plans to impose its will on Europe was twarted for the first time, through threat or military might, and its vaunted Luftwaffe had tasted defeat in battle. Britain would remain as a bastion of freedom and hope off the coast of occupied Europe.

When Hitler invaded the Soviet Union in the summer of 1941, Britain was able to send the armaments and supplies that would prove vital as Russia teetered on the edge of defeat for the first eighteen months. When the United States of America entered the war in December, 1941, the British Isles acted as a stronghold and launching pad from which the United Nations could take the war back to Germany; initially through the Combined Bomber Offensive, and later as the springboard for Allied armies to re-enter the continent and begin the liberation of western Europe."


Please note none of  above was nationalism, just facts. I couldn't give a damn about Britain.
Now can we not stray off topic and bash the British. Every country can be bashed in its own right, that is the point in history.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Archduke Sven on May 09, 2014, 12:24:36 am
Yet after the battle of Britain the sides swapped. To the point that the luftwaffe were unable to be used to counter British forces at D Day due to the superior RAF forces. That was a bad example.


Just to prove your bias, you forget that only a third of the D-Day force was British, while the rest were Canadian and American. Also you're forgetting that there were no Luftwaffe resources in the west to stop the invasion, so don't act like the RAF made a huge deal. Basically the only force available was the meagre JG2 squadron (Who notably shot down 18 Typhoons and P-47s without a single loss).

Yeah, you know, the Brits were good at picking fights where they could finally win, considering the fact that 80% of Luftwaffe resources were in other areas.

If you don't want to get into these arguments, stop being so pompous and patriotic in a historical discussion. You're literally asking for it by acting as such.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on May 09, 2014, 12:42:58 am
You make the controversial statement: "If you don't want to get into these arguments, stop being so pompous and patriotic in a historical discussion. You're literally asking for it by acting as such." which greatly confuses me seeing as this discussion kicked off with me making a stereotypical joke in response to another. I backed up with facts in my response that had been previously quoted by people who are not British. For example Duuring stating Wellington was not a front line commander.

I never said anything pompous nor patriotic, every statement made is either fact or supported by fact; and I am the one defending against other people who evidently are nationalistic, disrespectful of liberalism, and sure their own country has not made the same mistakes as mine.

I once again repeat: "Now can we not stray off topic and bash the British. Every country can be bashed in its own right, that is the point in history."

Thank you :)
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Gizmo on May 09, 2014, 12:45:20 am
The good thing would be to stop the bashing, whatever country may be the target wouldn't it?
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on May 09, 2014, 12:46:43 am
The good thing would be to stop the bashing, whatever country may be the target wouldn't it?

+1
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Nipplestockings on May 09, 2014, 12:48:15 am
The good thing would be to stop the bashing, whatever country may be the target wouldn't it?

+1

Lol. Please don't pretend you're a victim or a mediator in this situation.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on May 09, 2014, 12:52:23 am
Well I am. I made a joke and you failed to see this, I tried to enlighten it was a mere stereotype and suddenly everyone "bashes Britain" don't deny it.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Nipplestockings on May 09, 2014, 12:54:49 am
I'm dumbfounded.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Archduke Sven on May 09, 2014, 12:55:58 am
Straight off the block you claim I forgot the Americans and Canadians. I didn't forget them I simply didn't state them as they are irrelevant unless you start bashing them. Next you claim bias. I provided evidence, that isn't bias. Next you state that luftewaffe resources were in other areas. Yes, so? Britain ruled British skies after the battle of Britain. That's a fact.

What evidence? I dont see any cited or referenced material to back up your claim. Neither have any evidence.

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Then you make the lie that Britain only picks wars they could finally win. Not only is it racism and shows a complete lack of respect unprovoked but it is evidently a lie. Britain was defending in WW2. In the crusades and the hundred years war England had no certainty to win and fought anyway. Rorkes drift, Quebec, Aboukir Bay, and Trafalgar all show great examples of the British military that changed the world. Yes, Britain lost battles, who denied that? But it did more than pick wars it is bound to win. If you are being so frontal on Britain why not enlighten us on how Sweden's military campaigns in the past few hundred years changed the world?

Ok so me saying that GB picked its fight with the Luftwaffen when the RAF had the upper hand makes you go on a patriotic rant claiming your country's greatness. And then you bring Sweden into this for no apparent reason but to make GB seem more important? Ok, you seem a bit flustered

hahaha so saying Britain picks fights it knows it can win is racist?

Are you joking or is that autism...
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on May 09, 2014, 01:00:49 am
Straight off the block you claim I forgot the Americans and Canadians. I didn't forget them I simply didn't state them as they are irrelevant unless you start bashing them. Next you claim bias. I provided evidence, that isn't bias. Next you state that luftewaffe resources were in other areas. Yes, so? Britain ruled British skies after the battle of Britain. That's a fact.

What evidence? I dont see any cited or referenced material to back up your claim. Neither have any evidence.

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Then you make the lie that Britain only picks wars they could finally win. Not only is it racism and shows a complete lack of respect unprovoked but it is evidently a lie. Britain was defending in WW2. In the crusades and the hundred years war England had no certainty to win and fought anyway. Rorkes drift, Quebec, Aboukir Bay, and Trafalgar all show great examples of the British military that changed the world. Yes, Britain lost battles, who denied that? But it did more than pick wars it is bound to win. If you are being so frontal on Britain why not enlighten us on how Sweden's military campaigns in the past few hundred years changed the world?

Ok so me saying that GB picked its fight with the Luftwaffen when the RAF had the upper hand makes you go on a patriotic rant claiming your country's greatness. And then you bring Sweden into this for no apparent reason but to make GB seem more important? Ok, you seem a bit flustered

hahaha so saying Britain picks fights it knows it can win is racist?

Are you joking or is that autism...

No offense but you are not making any sense with these invalid arguments. I brought Sweden in because you were all bashing Britain. I called bashing Britain and having ignorance of each of your own countries mistakes wrong, as it is. I didn't go on a patriotic rant as I was not making Britain appear the best nation in the world, I was defending from your attacks which imply you believe Britain is a worthless country. Though tbh it is.

Oh and the evidence was in the links and quotes.

The above makes sense, if you deny it then I can't help you.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Nipplestockings on May 09, 2014, 01:08:42 am
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The above makes sense, if you deny it then I can't help you.
Nobody asked you for help. You replied to a post that wasn't directed at you and co-instigated an argument spanning three pages. Virtually all of your claims have been strawman-ish in nature, and you haven't provided any concrete evidence that actually addressed people's points, or that even supported your own. You're also stubbornly unwilling to acknowledge any of the shortcomings in your arguments, and your blind defense of Britain on an internet forum is fairly bemusing. Stop posting here if you do not wish to continue this discussion, as you stated on the last page. Responding with equal vehemency and aggression to people you consider yourself logically and knowledgeably to doesn't help your case, and in fact makes you look like a blundering idiot.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on May 09, 2014, 01:13:55 am
I'm dumbfounded.

Allow me to explain;

Please note I am being liberal here:
Now can we not stray off topic and bash the British. Every country can be bashed in its own right, that is the point in history.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Nipplestockings on May 09, 2014, 01:41:29 am
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Now can we not stray off topic and bash the British. Every country can be bashed in its own right, that is the point in history.

Sorry to double post, hard on my phone.

Hope this clears things up that we may go back to the original topic. :)

The only reason people bash the British here is because self righteous cumcannons like you get buttflustered and we all get to hoot and laugh while you stumble about desperately trying to defend your country against a non-existent enemy. We then get to break down in giggles once again as you brush your self off and say "There! Looks like I won!", as if you accomplished anything in the slightest by drooling on your shirt and bursting into fits of uncontrollable rage. After that we get to nurse our aching ribs as you claim that you were victimized by us evil brit-bashers, and you sheepishly attempt to re-direct the conversation away from your foolishness, only to relapse once again into a blind stupor when someone makes another quip. And this whole time you think you've done your countrymen a great service, while in reality more reasonable British folks look on as you make them all look stupid and they think to themselves "My god, why do I have to be associated with him?". After this you leave the page feeling especially smug and you take out your ruler to measure the positive effect that argument had on your ever growing e-peen, and you're aghast to discover that your e-peen in only three inches, at which point you come to the realization that you're looking at your own very real penis, and you slump into a dark depression, where you drink lots of tea and stay up til unreasonable hours of the morning. When your mother comes down to the basement the next day to ask you if you've gotten a job yet you exclaim "Shut up mum! I did a great thing last night", to which she responds "What, did you finally get laid?", and you pause for a second rather taken aback before mumbling "N-no mum I proved our glorious people's clear superiority on the flying squirrel entertainment messageboards!!!!". You wake up several hours later on the side of the road with a few personal belongings and a note from your mother reading "I'm very disappointed in you. Maybe spending a few months on the road will set your straight". You then wander about East Sussex for several months while trying to figure out what to do with your life. You stumble upon an ad for work at a Pakistani Male Escort Service. You decide you desperately need the work and can't afford to pass up the opportunity for some extra quid so you hitchhike up to London and find the dilapidated undercover brothel in west London near Brewer Street. A man uncovers a curtain from the door window and peers out at you disapprovingly before admitting you inside with a sidelong glance. He mutters the words "You here for a job mate? You don't look like much", to which you pipe up "I know how to help my country on the internet. I'm cut out for anything!". You then live out the rest of your days performing sexual acts on south-Asian tourists and novelty sex revelers. You stop sometimes to reflect upon your life, but you don't dwell very long on it because it gives you the farts. Your mediocre life is always brightened by the memory of your greatest accomplish, for the betterment of the British people. You are proud of what you've done, yet you always feel a nagging dissatisfaction. You die quietly at the age of 67 with no formal funeral, as your family have long since lost contact with you. Your last words were "m-muh english superiority". Nobody hears them.

The End.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on May 09, 2014, 08:21:34 am
Except once again repeating the misconception. I was not fighting to make Britain look a superior nation, I was defending the facts placed by myself that were taken wrong by you.

Confused between?:

Now can we not stray off topic and bash the British. Every country can be bashed in its own right, that is the point in history.

And

m-muh english superiority

Thanks for the laugh, shame your desperation to insult me actually made you look like worse seeing as you write a large paragraph of pretty much nothing and are unable to distinguish liberalism and nationalism.

And if it helps, I never once said I liked Britain.

A corrupt government, university fees, bad weather, terrible internet, arrogant people.

It was once again your assumptions that made you think I was supporting it when in reality I took it as insulting my historical knowledge and the inability to read a joke. To which I used facts to argue back.

Once again, thanks for the good laugh. Shame you had to drag this on but now your rage has backfired. Have a good day! :D
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Archduke Sven on May 09, 2014, 08:54:52 am
omg the autism is too strong in this one

pls go away and wank to the union jack someplace else

its not even worth replying
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Nipplestockings on May 09, 2014, 01:47:34 pm
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Thanks for the laugh, shame your desperation to insult me actually made you look like worse seeing as you write a large paragraph of pretty much nothing and are unable to distinguish liberalism and nationalism

Mmm, how predictable. You weren't laughing. When you look especially stupid on the internet a common defense mechanism to be claim to be laughing audibly at people's stupidity in an attempt to appear calm and collected, as if the argument isn't affecting you negatively emotionally. Pro tip: we all know you're writhing on your floor in a fit of rage and muttering to yourself incoherently while foaming from the mouth.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on May 09, 2014, 05:47:16 pm
Jeez this is like talking to a brick wall. I cannot explain how ridiculous you sound but the nearest analogy I can compare it to is someone stating they are going to buy lunch and someone else turning around and calling them poor.

And yes, it genuinely makes me laugh at your stupidity in being unable to understand the simplest statements. :D
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Nipplestockings on May 09, 2014, 06:30:38 pm
http://www.m.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/tc/aspergers-syndrome-symptoms

Get tested.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on May 09, 2014, 07:54:40 pm
How coincidental this describes exactly how you were acting to my stereotype joke, only in written form as opposed to verbal:

Be unable to recognize subtle differences in speech tone, pitch, and accent that alter the meaning of others' speech. So your child may not understand a joke or may take a sarcastic comment literally. And his or her speech may be flat and hard to understand because it lacks tone, pitch, and accent.

And it also hints as to why you are incapable of understanding the difference between liberalism and nationalism.

You should have said you had Aspergers, then I wouldn't have wasted my time explaining facts to you.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Archduke Sven on May 09, 2014, 07:55:51 pm
Either the education in your countries lack, or you need help. I cannot explain how ridiculous you sound but the nearest analogy I can compare it to is someone stating they are going to buy lunch and someone else turning around and calling them poor.

Ok, since you think your intelligence is based on which country you are educated in, lets take a look at this list: (Hint, Nipples is American, I'm Swedish)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_Index

Looks like your idiot here, based on your genius logic. Looks like your failed nationalist insult failed hard, i didn't even have to set you up for that one, you screwed yourself.

In your own words, this is what you are:

nationalistic retard that denies facts and does everything in their power to make their country look great
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on May 09, 2014, 08:04:42 pm
You just contradicted yourself. I have not made a nationalistic comment once.

The contradiction in claiming you are very educated and then immediately referring to nationalism.

Oh and another ridiculous statement making me question your intelligence and interpretational ability, you thought I believed intelligence is a measure of a countries education xD. A juxtaposition of education leading to intelligence. You melodramatise every point I make and manipulate it, that is how we got onto this discussion.

I state no nationalism.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Archduke Sven on May 09, 2014, 08:17:57 pm
You just contradicted yourself. It may be that you are Swedish so English is not your main language and you have difficulty interpreting yourself but the point I have been making consistently is I have not made a nationalistic comment once.


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Then you make the lie that Britain only picks wars they could finally win. Not only is it racism and shows a complete lack of respect unprovoked but it is evidently a lie. Britain was defending in WW2. In the crusades and the hundred years war England had no certainty to win and fought anyway. Rorkes drift, Quebec, Aboukir Bay, and Trafalgar all show great examples of the British military that changed the world. Yes, Britain lost battles, who denied that? But it did more than pick wars it is bound to win. If you are being so frontal on Britain why not enlighten us on how Sweden's military campaigns in the past few hundred years changed the world?
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The contradiction in claiming you are very educated and then immediately referring to nationalism.

Ok, point out where i claim im highly educated? You're the one who called us unintelligent and stupid and based it off the fact that we don't live in your country.

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Sven, you should give up. Whilst nipplestockings is making arguments that have relevance in explaining the way he sees things all further allowing me to help him see the truth behind the text; everything you have said, to be blunt, is retarded.

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From the facts I proved wrong about 1066 to the consistent claim of nationalism and patriotism, also consistently proved wrong. By the way, this sentence structure is wrong, Mr English Pro

warning, super serious
Just get over it, the French are better at war than Britain, 1066 #never4get
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You evidently push Sweden down on that list.

Which list?

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Oh and another ridiculous statement making me question your intelligence and interpretational ability, you thought I believed intelligence is a measure of a countries education xD. A juxtaposition of education leading to intelligence. You melodramatise every point I make and manipulate it, that is how we got onto this discussion.

That's pretty much what you are implying by saying our countries lack educational facilities to educate its citizens. Coming from a dude whos country is lower ranked than Kazakstan.

so in summary: k den
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Jelly on May 09, 2014, 08:44:18 pm
Brit-bashing taken to the extreme.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Nipplestockings on May 09, 2014, 08:50:39 pm
Skipper, you do realize we're only doing this to laugh at you, right? We don't actually care about the topic at hand in the slightest. I could argue with you about anything else and it would still be hilarious.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Skipper on May 09, 2014, 08:53:20 pm
Firstly, how are they nationalistic remarks? That was me proving you wrong where you claimed the contrary.

The sentence structure is correct. Lol.

In other words give up you are arguing black over white.



And nipplestocking, I wouldn't say the same for Sven but seeing as you are doing this for a laugh I suggest we end it and go back on topic.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Nipplestockings on May 09, 2014, 08:58:17 pm
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And nipplestocking, I wouldn't say the same for Sven but seeing as you are doing this for a laugh I suggest we end it and go back on topic.

Sven and I are doing the exact same thing. How you think either of us are on higher or lower planes of respect right now is beyond me. I'm willing to wager Sven cares just as little about British nationalism or I do - it's solely the fact that you freak out and desperately try to formulate arguments to combat our non-existent aggression that is amusing, and I see no reason why anyone would desist while you're still frantically fighting us with your infallible logic and emotional fervor, whilst making a fool of yourself. You keep saying you're going to stop responding or calling for an end to the argument, yet every time someone responds to you the heat rises once again and you spiral into uncontrollable rage. If you want to stop, then be my guest. I'll just chill in here until you're done.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Archduke Sven on May 09, 2014, 09:41:31 pm
he's not even realised yet that i'm trolling him when i post memes and being sarcastic with my posts

this guy is a genius, gg no re
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Buxton on May 15, 2014, 06:43:26 pm
So much anger in dis thread  :'(
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: 1stNOG_IDF on May 15, 2014, 07:53:59 pm
Let's settle this like civilized beings.

The English and the French both suck equally.

USA would of never of made it across the Atlantic in time for any significant change.

I'm pretty sure the USA would of done what it usually did: Not enter the war until the last minute.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Buxton on May 15, 2014, 10:04:38 pm

The English and the French both suck equally.


Yeah the most technologically, economically, and militarily advanced nations of that era both sucked equally, dat logic
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: 1stNOG_IDF on May 16, 2014, 08:35:24 am

The English and the French both suck equally.


Yeah the most technologically, economically, and militarily advanced nations of that era both sucked equally, dat logic

Alright, you want to play the smart aleck? Tell me, where do you see the 'ed' after I said "suck"? Unless you want to recoil and say they're still good, in which case I'd reply back with something along the lines of "#1 and #2 Eurofag nations".

Read every word before replying this time.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Buxton on May 16, 2014, 11:43:23 am

The English and the French both suck equally.


Yeah the most technologically, economically, and militarily advanced nations of that era both sucked equally, dat logic

Alright, you want to play the smart aleck? Tell me, where do you see the 'ed' after I said "suck"? Unless you want to recoil and say they're still good, in which case I'd reply back with something along the lines of "#1 and #2 Eurofag nations".

Read every word before replying this time.

(https://i.imgur.com/gSFOQlp.jpg)
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: FrithBiscuit on May 16, 2014, 02:06:48 pm

The English and the French both suck equally.


Yeah the most technologically, economically, and militarily advanced nations of that era both sucked equally, dat logic

Alright, you want to play the smart aleck? Tell me, where do you see the 'ed' after I said "suck"? Unless you want to recoil and say they're still good, in which case I'd reply back with something along the lines of "#1 and #2 Eurofag nations".

Read every word before replying this time.

Good is a very lose term. Good when compared to what? The States?
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Buxton on May 16, 2014, 02:31:45 pm
Ikr
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: 1stNOG_IDF on May 16, 2014, 02:37:51 pm
I would put US in the category of "2Big2lose". In just a good category, nothing in between, I'd place a brainwashed-zombie Asian team, or hell even a Russian team against a French and British one anyday.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: FrithBiscuit on May 16, 2014, 02:40:24 pm
I would put US in the category of "2Big2lose". In just a good category, nothing in between, I'd place a brainwashed-zombie Asian team, or hell even a Russian team against a French and British one anyday.

I'm very confused. Team?

Why are the French and British fighting brainwashed zombie Asians and Russians?

WHAT IS HAPPENING
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: 1stNOG_IDF on May 16, 2014, 02:45:29 pm
Eurofags (Britain-France) vs Russia, Russia would win

Perhaps China vs Team Euro, China would win.

If Japan was allowed to regain military capabilities as much as the old days:
Japan vs Britain-France, Japan wins.


All vs US, USA rapes
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: FrithBiscuit on May 16, 2014, 02:46:50 pm
Eurofags (Britain-France) vs Russia, Russia would win

Perhaps China vs Team Euro, China would win.

If Japan was allowed to regain military capabilities as much as the old days:
Japan vs Britain-France, Japan wins.


All vs US, USA rapes

I'm not sure if you're joking, or if you're just a dickhead.

China would beat the entirety of Europe? 0k bud
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: 1stNOG_IDF on May 16, 2014, 03:00:13 pm
Entirety? I meant the Eurofags, aka France and Britain.

And I'm being both, with a hint of truth<3
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: FrithBiscuit on May 16, 2014, 03:02:30 pm
So France and Britain are the only European cigarette countries ok
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: 1stNOG_IDF on May 16, 2014, 03:08:07 pm
Spain and Italy lick some heavy sack too, but we won't include them.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Buxton on May 16, 2014, 04:43:03 pm
Wtf is this thread
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Nipplestockings on May 16, 2014, 05:03:45 pm
Wtf is this thread

Stop posting useless shit in every thread.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Buxton on May 16, 2014, 06:19:52 pm
Wtf is this thread

Stop posting useless shit in every thread.

Sowey, more used to regiment threads were all you do is post shit, not used to the lounge part of the forum  :-[
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Bruin on May 16, 2014, 07:26:24 pm
Just asking what if US could send a Army to help Napoleon in the Napoleonic Wars. Could it change the course of the war. Nothing much.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: 1stNOG_IDF on May 16, 2014, 08:03:18 pm
Just asking what if US could send a Army to help Napoleon in the Napoleonic Wars. Could it change the course of the war. Nothing much.

No.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Killington on May 16, 2014, 08:15:22 pm
Just asking what if US could send a Army to help Napoleon in the Napoleonic Wars. Could it change the course of the war. Nothing much.

No.
+1
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: 1stNOG_IDF on May 16, 2014, 08:23:43 pm
Just asking what if US could send a Army to help Napoleon in the Napoleonic Wars. Could it change the course of the war. Nothing much.

No.
+1

omghi bby +2
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Gizmo on May 16, 2014, 10:00:29 pm
All vs US, USA rapes
No.

The US army is weak against the might of Tsahal. Israel vs all Israel wins of course
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: 1stNOG_IDF on May 16, 2014, 10:24:12 pm
All vs US, USA rapes
No.

The US army is weak against the might of Tsahal. Israel vs all Israel wins of course

Someone should make you a world leader.
Title: Re: What if the War of 1812 came to Europe?
Post by: Friedrich on May 16, 2014, 10:51:42 pm
One does not simply,
staying on topic in a historical discussion thread.