I've been banned and I can't get up. I was simply telling a man that insulted my liege lord Les to slit his wrists, and I was promptly banned by a filthy immigrant named New_Player. I was under the impression that this man who was sitting in spectator was actually a new player, and not an administrator for this server, and it triggered my PTSD when I was banned by him. I went into an epileptic fit and blacked out, eventually coming to in the dumpster behind my local Wendy's. I then proceeded to climb out of the dumpster, and was beset upon by a feral band of raccoon's intent on chewing my extremities up for invading their favorite hunting grounds. I killed 7 by spinning 2 win with a bag of expired Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers I found in the dumpster, but the last one bit me in the ankle through my faggot-like basketball nike socks, so I am now suing this server for damages. Expect to hear from my lawyer within 2-5 business days. See ya in court, bitch.
PS: Les is a good admin, I can vouch for him.