Tired, you straggle into a tavern. You manage to sit down, and order a beer. While drinking, you notice a hooded figure walking towards you, a Byzantine cross on his chest. As he sits besides you and puts his arm on your shoulder, he starts talking.
''Lad, lad, listen up. I have an offer you can't refuse. Well, you can, but you probably won't. Have you ever dreamt of glory? Of weaponized autism so strong, that none can stand before us? Of a lively community of over 300 people where you can share memes, knowledge, hold discussions and much, much more? Then look no further, because it is I, Bluemin, who can offer you all this.''
You look into the shadowy face of the man next to you. ''Bluemin?'' You ask. ''Doesn't ring a bell'', as you continue drinking your beer.
''Aw come on! Bluemin, admin of Brilliant Byzantine Memes!'' exclaims the weird individual, as he climbs on the table. ''The inept commander who leads around 10 lads to their deaths each Napoleonic Wars event! Surely you must've heard of my misfortunes!''
Interested, you look up.
''Look, you'll start as a mere Blue Guard. From there, you can rise to the rank of Tyrian Guard, the ones who are tasked with protecting me during battle; a great honour, you know.''
We have custom uniforms, a custom banner, a Discord server and even a shared server where we'll drill you from the loser you are into a proud Guard. We also may or may not totally brainwash you into someone who wants to retake Constantinople, but that's a minor detail.''
You look at Bluemin as he hops down from the table. ''If you want to join us, add Ivan Galazios on Facebook, lad. I can tell you right now that you won't regret it.''
Baffled, you stare at the door of the tavern where Bluemin just exited through. As you sip from your beer once more, you leave some coins on the table and exit the tavern. You have someone to message.
TLDR: We are recruiting! You can join as infantry, but I'm mainly looking for recruits for my fresh Hussar detachment. So if you ain't scared of a fight and pretty high autism levels, join us!
Signed,
Bluemin
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