Though the story of the 24th3 was probably the most interesting, we must remember the legends that came before them. The 24th2 was the first ever rebellion the 24th has ever seen when, Supreme Thicc *snip* Smeglord, Supreme Thicc *snip* Barnow, Skinny *snip* Reichmaster, Skinny *snip* Fallout Boy, and the Lu Bu of our regiment, [24th]Lt. Arthur Bradford.
The Rebellion
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After being bush pirated by 33rd Dino, the brave warrior, Reichmaster, was slain. The 24th was hungry for revenge so Smeglord followed the 33rd with avenging Reich on his mind. After a major argument on why this was so hypocritical, Smeglord, Reichmaster, Fallout Boy, [24th]Lt. Arthur Bradford, and Barnow, escaped the hands of slave owner Bluenose.
The Forming of the Reg
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When Smeglord said his final statement to the 24th which is as followed, “this is pretty fucking gay I’m starting my own reg,” he formed the 24th2. After the former 24th members realized that this was their chance to escape, Reichmaster, Fallout Boy, Barnow, and [24th]Lt. Arthur Bradford, left the 24th in search of a new life.
The Disappearance
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While the reg was preparing for a bloody groupfight, [24th]Lt. Arthur Bradford left for the 24th, the 24th2 members were heart broken. Because of Smeglord’s charisma, peace negotiations were already being planned.
The Dawes Act
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Suspiciously, this “peace” was being negotiated behind closed doors without any of the 24th2 members present. When coming out of the officer tent bluenose said, “Smeg, you have to delete the 24th2, that was part of the deal.”
Excommunication
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After the 24th2 realized what was happening all of her members were muted. Smeg, Barnow, Reich, and Fallout Boy, took the opportunity to silently protest Bluenose.
The Falling of the 24th3
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Two minutes after the first to seven with Bluenose to take all of the 24th3, the 24th2 got the message that they have disbanded, they knew that this was the end, as the other rebellion has fallen. The look on Smeglord’s face saddened.
The Disbanding
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After a long feast with his loyal members, Smeglord, after a long thought, decided to disband the 24th2. Bluenose had reconciled all 24th2 members and we merged with their reg.
Final Words
Though the 24th2, and the 24th3, failed to prove to Bluenose to free his members from such bad leadership. The rebels will never forget how glorious their regiment was in their history.