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Messages - Dan the Seagull Chef

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The Mess Hall / Re: How to become a tier 1 NW PLAYER!! wow!
« on: September 26, 2022, 10:51:47 pm »
i can start game with 5421x1523 is this cheats? when im on left or right i can see whole map :o


but the image on the sides is very distorted, which makes it difficult to play, although this resolution should be adapted to my monitor

so i just playin with full hd
yeah the sides are the worst part, it makes me motion sick

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I just want to feel the warm embrace of soldier boy

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The Mess Hall / Re: My Opinion on Dan the Chef
« on: September 23, 2022, 12:15:47 am »
indiefoxx being banned from Twitch hit Dan diff...
Excuse me, Yolo was the one that donated the money that night, not me

Id like to update this thread, by saying ever since Dan has become tangled up with “e-girls” he has dropped way less content that is considered flames.

Morale of the story
Stay away from cyberwomen
https://youtu.be/eYtttmsnnF0?t=15

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Competitive NA Events/Tournaments / Re: NA Groupfighting League Thread
« on: September 22, 2022, 11:44:20 am »
In-game Name: nick
GUID: 860737
Availability: 24/7 (I HAVE NO LIFE)
Captain:(Y/N/M) N (IM A FOLLOWER)


ESSAY:
HELLO, MY NAME IS nick. I DESERVE TO BE SELECTED FOR THIS VERY PRES·TIG·IOUS EVENT. THANK YOU <3


SKILLS:
I AM AN OG PLAYER. I AM VERY GOOD AT NOT SAYING ANYTHING AND GETTING 1 KILL.


VALIDITY:




HARDWARE:
2014 MACBOOK AIR

13.3-INCH (DIAGONAL) LED-BACKLIT GLOSSY WIDESCREEN DISPLAY WITH SUPPORT FOR MILLIONS OF COLORS
SUPPORTED RESOLUTIONS: 1440 BY 900 (NATIVE), 1280 BY 800, 1152 BY 720, AND 1024 BY 640 PIXELS AT 16:10 ASPECT RATIO AND 1024 BY 768 AND 800 BY 600 PIXELS AT 4:3 ASPECT RATIO

STORAGE
128GB
128GB PCIE-BASED FLASH STORAGE
CONFIGURABLE TO 512GB FLASH STORAGE.

PROCESSOR
1.4GHZ DUAL-CORE INTEL CORE I5 (TURBO BOOST UP TO 2.7GHZ) WITH 3MB SHARED L3 CACHE
CONFIGURABLE TO 1.7GHZ DUAL-CORE INTEL CORE I7 (TURBO BOOST UP TO 3.3GHZ) WITH 4MB SHARED L3 CACHE.

MEMORY
4GB OF 1600MHZ LPDDR3 ONBOARD MEMORY
CONFIGURABLE TO 8GB.

BATTERY AND POWER
UP TO 12 HOURS WIRELESS WEB
UP TO 12 HOURS ITUNES MOVIE PLAYBACK
UP TO 30 DAYS STANDBY TIME
BUILT‑IN 54‑WATT‑HOUR LITHIUM‑POLYMER BATTERY
45W MAGSAFE 2 POWER ADAPTER WITH CABLE MANAGEMENT; MAGSAFE 2 POWER PORT

SIZE AND WEIGHT
HEIGHT: 0.11-0.68 INCH (0.3-1.7 CM)
WIDTH: 12.8 INCHES (32.5 CM)
DEPTH: 8.94 INCHES (22.7 CM)
WEIGHT: 2.96 POUNDS (1.35 KG)3

GRAPHICS AND VIDEO SUPPORT
INTEL HD GRAPHICS 5000
DUAL DISPLAY AND VIDEO MIRRORING: SIMULTANEOUSLY SUPPORTS FULL NATIVE RESOLUTION ON THE BUILT-IN DISPLAY AND UP TO 2560 BY 1600 PIXELS ON AN EXTERNAL DISPLAY, BOTH AT MILLIONS OF COLORS
THUNDERBOLT DIGITAL VIDEO OUTPUT
NATIVE MINI DISPLAYPORT OUTPUT
DVI OUTPUT USING MINI DISPLAYPORT TO DVI ADAPTER (SOLD SEPARATELY)
VGA OUTPUT USING MINI DISPLAYPORT TO VGA ADAPTER (SOLD SEPARATELY)
DUAL-LINK DVI OUTPUT USING MINI DISPLAYPORT TO DUAL-LINK DVI ADAPTER (SOLD SEPARATELY)
HDMI AUDIO AND VIDEO OUTPUT USING THIRD-PARTY MINI DISPLAYPORT TO HDMI ADAPTER (SOLD SEPARATELY)

CAMERA
720P FACETIME HD CAMERA

CONNECTIONS AND EXPANSIONS
HEADPHONE
DUAL MICS
TWO USB 3 PORTS (UP TO 5 GBPS)
THUNDERBOLT PORT (UP TO 10 GBPS)
MAGSAFE 2 POWER PORT
SDXC CARD SLOT

WIRELESS
WI-FI
802.11AC WI-FI NETWORKING;4 IEEE 802.11A/B/G/N COMPATIBLE
BLUETOOTH
BLUETOOTH 4.0 WIRELESS TECHNOLOGY

AUDIO
STEREO SPEAKERS
DUAL MICROPHONES
HEADPHONE PORT
SUPPORT FOR APPLE IPHONE HEADSET WITH REMOTE AND MICROPHONE

KEYBOARD AND TRACKPAD
FULL-SIZE BACKLIT KEYBOARD WITH 78 (U.S.) OR 79 (ISO) KEYS, INCLUDING 12 FUNCTION KEYS AND 4 ARROW KEYS (INVERTED “T” ARRANGEMENT) WITH AMBIENT LIGHT SENSOR
MULTI-TOUCH TRACKPAD FOR PRECISE CURSOR CONTROL; SUPPORTS INERTIAL SCROLLING, PINCH, ROTATE, SWIPE, THREE‑FINGER SWIPE, FOUR-FINGER SWIPE, TAP, DOUBLE-TAP, AND DRAG CAPABILITIES

REFERENCES:
https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=20702
https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=21827


THIS IS AN EARLY DRAFT PLEASE DONT LET THIS AFFECT MY APPLICATION

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Regiments / Re: 15th Yorkshire "The Snappers" mk.3
« on: September 17, 2022, 08:40:58 pm »
Team Fortress 2...

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Chriseh is just a cutie patootie

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I have decided to make a good video

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I just want Jolly Canadian Big Soulja to come and ruin my life

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Make sure to join at

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2nd page? That's sad. :(
It'd be different if this was a real reg 😩
True true true, that’s true

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moderator glenn of nw type beat

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