You're adopted, Fireboy. I didn't wanna tell you before, but now seems like a good time. Fireboy... I am your father. I gave you up when you were younger because I didn't want to deal with your badness. I think now is a good time because you're still bad and I see no ability to fix that.
Change name to 1stRddt_R60_Commando_Firebad.
Thank you.