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So many shots have been fired on this thread, I consider it Baghdad.

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Thought long and hard about this but I think we should quit the ixe corps and reform both the OGN or the 2e

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Civil War wracked the PLG as Ice tried to take over Pepper in a swift fight for power. The Phresh Legion (Supporters of Pepper) fought viciously against Ice's Army in the Battle of The Church. Both sides suffered heavy losses with no clear victor. After the battle, the PLG was dissolved, and the respective armies formed new regiments. The Phresh Legion turning into the 2e, and Ice's Army taking up OGN as their new name. Both regiments sought the favor of the Prussian Army, but the PA did not want such drama. It decided to test each regiment of it's worthiness to see which one was better. A massive fight, over the little map called River Crossing. That was it. As both sides were preparing, a flash of light descended onto the bridge. Behold! Drewser the Ascended One called upon his mighty power to place a BANHAMMER on the map. Both sides raced for the legendary weapon, but Pepper got to it first. With one mighty swing, Pepper banned all the unworthy OGN from the map. The battle was over very undramatically. The 2e found a spot within the Prussian Army, but it was not the same... When the 2e was unbanned from the server, Pepper declared a truce between the conflicting armies. The PLG was reformed and stronger than ever. We even destroyed as infantry during a couple battles. The Prussian Army was suddenly fearful that they passed out on the best cavalry regiment in the game, and was soon disbanded due to fear. The PLG stood unified over the tattered remains of the once proud PA, killing any who dared to oppose them. Drewser looked down on the PLG and said, "Believe in your dreams."

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Civil War wracked the PLG as Ice tried to take over Pepper in a swift fight for power. The Phresh Legion (Supporters of Pepper) fought viciously against Ice's Army in the Battle of The Church. Both sides suffered heavy losses with no clear victor. After the battle, the PLG was dissolved, and the respective armies formed new regiments. The Phresh Legion turning into the 2e, and Ice's Army taking up OGN as their new name. Both regiments sought the favor of the Prussian Army, but the PA did not want such drama. It decided to test each regiment of it's worthiness to see which one was better. A massive fight, over the little map called River Crossing. That was it. As both sides were preparing, a flash of light descended onto the bridge. Behold! Drewser the Ascended One called upon his mighty power to place a BANHAMMER on the map. Both sides raced for the legendary weapon, but Pepper got to it first. With one mighty swing, Pepper banned all the unworthy OGN from the map. The battle was over very undramatically. The 2e found a spot within the Prussian Army, but it was not the same... When the 2e was unbanned from the server, Pepper declared a truce between the conflicting armies. The PLG was reformed and stronger than ever. We even destroyed as infantry during a couple battles. The Prussian Army was suddenly fearful that they passed out on the best cavalry regiment in the game, and was soon disbanded due to fear. The PLG stood unified over the tattered remains of the once proud PA, killing any who dared to oppose them. Drewser looked down on the PLG and said, "Believe in your dreams."
And THEN we joined the Prussian Army!

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Did you not read the part about us crushing the PA like a sledgehammer and a tomato?

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It's like The Matrix, dude. How can life be real if tomatoes aren't real?


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This thread makes me re-think my life evry tiem.

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Thought long and hard about this but I think we should quit the ixe corps and reform both the OGN or the 2e
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On this day I was banned.

Those cupcakes look disgusting. Banned.
Actually, they're muffins. CHECK M8
Muffins don't have SPRINKLES!
Mayyyne [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXz7EmFA2bY[/youtube] Thems is muffins, yo.
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Dude, they were obviously too high to see that they were cupcakes. They're all sick with withdrawal, so it must have been pretty strong stuff. Face it, you're in denial.


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These are cupcakes.
The other ones are muffins.
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You try so hard Pickett. I respect that.


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