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Re: MMA Thread
« Reply #375 on: August 10, 2019, 07:27:48 am »
legit the only rules should be no biting, no gouging(eyes or wounds), no fish hooking, and no strikes to the balls
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Re: MMA Thread
« Reply #376 on: August 17, 2019, 06:06:45 am »
legit the only rules should be no biting, no gouging(eyes or wounds), no fish hooking, and no strikes to the balls
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Re: MMA Thread
« Reply #377 on: August 18, 2019, 04:56:14 am »
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Re: MMA Thread
« Reply #378 on: August 18, 2019, 05:38:18 am »
paulo costa is a fucking retard he literally walked into an eyepoke on god, anyways fight was exactly as i thought it would be, costa works to hard for the first 7 or 8 minutes then yoel just does what yoel does in the late rounds. should be a 29-28 yoel anything else is wrong

edit i really cant believe they gave paulo the win he simply won the first round, other than that it was all yoel like the fuck
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Re: MMA Thread
« Reply #379 on: August 18, 2019, 05:42:42 am »
yeah yoel should've won I think
also brunson-heinisch third round was reminiscent of dada-kimbo
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Re: MMA Thread
« Reply #380 on: August 18, 2019, 07:11:30 am »
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Re: MMA Thread
« Reply #381 on: August 18, 2019, 07:14:38 am »
DC was winning until he wasn't
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Re: MMA Thread
« Reply #382 on: August 18, 2019, 08:37:56 am »
DC was winning until he GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
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Re: MMA Thread
« Reply #383 on: August 18, 2019, 08:43:00 am »
DC was winning until he GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

Stipe earned that belt back my god.

Nate Diaz vs Jorge Masvidal would be a war that I’m all for.

Yoel vs Costa was a 50/50 no way it should’ve been unanimous. I think Yoel did enough in the second to win that round especially with the late takedown.
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Re: MMA Thread
« Reply #384 on: August 18, 2019, 03:33:59 pm »
Yeah I scored that one for Yoel I thought he got it done by a slim margin. Stipe did the damn thing lol. Sad for DC but happy for Stipe, it wa ultimately DC’s fight to lose since he was already thinking about retiring. Stipe has much more to give to us and I think another loss to DC would have really fucked up his career. Then Nate just suffocated pettis, I think he even checked a leg kick lol. Diaz looked kinda flat in the 1st but  once he got that clinch working it was over. Diaz suffocated that man so he couldn’t get off his kicks which were his key to winning. Sign me up Diaz Masvidal.
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Re: MMA Thread
« Reply #385 on: August 18, 2019, 08:58:58 pm »
Yeah I scored that one for Yoel I thought he got it done by a slim margin. Stipe did the damn thing lol. Sad for DC but happy for Stipe, it wa ultimately DC’s fight to lose since he was already thinking about retiring. Stipe has much more to give to us and I think another loss to DC would have really fucked up his career. Then Nate just suffocated pettis, I think he even checked a leg kick lol. Diaz looked kinda flat in the 1st but  once he got that clinch working it was over. Diaz suffocated that man so he couldn’t get off his kicks which were his key to winning. Sign me up Diaz Masvidal.
Bob cook must have been fuming with DC not listening to him. Stipe kinda looked ass besides the body shots. If Francis learns how to pace himself at all then he’s gonna fuck Stipe up. Both Petrie and Nate looked tiny for 170. Nate looked rusty but he got it done. Yoel looked a lot leaner than before and was trying to use his body as bait like in the Whittaker fight in the beginning but I think costa scared him with some of those shots that he was throwing. Yoel def should’ve gotten the nod though.
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Re: MMA Thread
« Reply #386 on: August 18, 2019, 10:03:29 pm »
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the best god dam comeback celly
i took great pleasure in seeing DCs legacy get ruined

NAPL season 1 saw the greatest regiment winning
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Re: MMA Thread
« Reply #387 on: August 18, 2019, 11:19:11 pm »
Nate was so good. His jiu jitsu and clinch game are insane. Anyone else and I think Pettis would’ve submitted them off his back. Pettis broke his ankle from that kick that got checked too.

Conor vs Nate 3 has to happen. Nate vs Masvidal would also be sick.

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I’ll never really understand why people don’t like DC. He’s one of the coolest dudes in the sport imo.
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Re: MMA Thread
« Reply #388 on: August 19, 2019, 12:47:07 am »
because DC has a better legacy than the pound4pound lay&pray GOAT GSP

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Re: MMA Thread
« Reply #389 on: August 19, 2019, 01:21:23 am »
because DC has a better legacy than the pound4pound lay&pray GOAT GSP

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