Good luck but all I could think of when I saw the title was:
Britain, Spain, Prussia, Austria, Russia: "Hey France, we need to talk"
France (slurred): "What do you want?"
Britain, Spain, Prussia, Austria, Russia: "You gotta stop with these revolutions, man. You're killing yourself."
France (slurred): "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE ANCIEN REGIME PIGS!"