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If WWI Was A Bar Fight
« on: August 27, 2014, 07:45:54 am »
http://www.goodtimefeeling.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/World-War-One-Bar-Fight.jpg


you gotta zoom in on it, so i wont post the photo directly here.

its pretty damn accurate though.

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Re: If WWI Was A Bar Fight
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2014, 10:37:20 am »
I especially like the part about America and the beginning of the fight.

This is genius.
It's like Polandball, but in words.
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Re: If WWI Was A Bar Fight
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2014, 12:57:27 pm »
I love this! :D

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Re: If WWI Was A Bar Fight
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2014, 01:31:51 pm »
It's actually pretty accurate.

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Re: If WWI Was A Bar Fight
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2014, 04:06:17 am »
It's actually pretty accurate.

aye, it is :P

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Re: If WWI Was A Bar Fight
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2014, 05:12:52 am »
Pretty much WW1 in a nutshell.

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Re: If WWI Was A Bar Fight
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2014, 03:58:08 am »
Wait a second, America didn't want to blame Germany. Have you ever heard of Wilson's 14 points?

The one where Europe decided "Fuck that" and only decided to do one of the points, and they half assed it?
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Re: If WWI Was A Bar Fight
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2014, 04:53:12 am »
Wait a second, America didn't want to blame Germany. Have you ever heard of Wilson's 14 points?

The one where Europe decided "Fuck that" and only decided to do one of the points, and they half assed it?

they didnt want to, maybe, but they did... history doesnt tell what someone wanted to happen, its what actually happened.

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Re: If WWI Was A Bar Fight
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2014, 06:11:06 am »
Well, it was put to a vote. America either signed that treaty or remained at war with Germany.
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Re: If WWI Was A Bar Fight
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2014, 07:31:48 pm »
ja gut

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Re: If WWI Was A Bar Fight
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2014, 02:24:54 pm »
First punch was done by Russia against Germany. Ok, not really a hard punch, but they attacked first some parts of East Prussia before Germany attacked Luxemburg and Belgium the next day.



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Re: If WWI Was A Bar Fight
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2014, 03:29:20 pm »
First punch was done by Russia against Germany. Ok, not really a hard punch, but they attacked first some parts of East Prussia before Germany attacked Luxemburg and Belgium the next day.
It's Russia's fault. If Russia didn't mobilize and stacked their border WWI would of never happened and WWII would of never happened then Cold War never would of happened so No Vietnam, No Korea, No Hitler, No killing , No war. It's all Russia's Fault.

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Re: If WWI Was A Bar Fight
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2014, 03:29:32 pm »
Amazing, just amazing. Made my day  ;D



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Re: If WWI Was A Bar Fight
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2014, 04:48:39 pm »
First punch was done by Russia against Germany. Ok, not really a hard punch, but they attacked first some parts of East Prussia before Germany attacked Luxemburg and Belgium the next day.
It's Russia's fault. If Russia didn't mobilize and stacked their border WWI would of never happened and WWII would of never happened then Cold War never would of happened so No Vietnam, No Korea, No Hitler, No killing , No war. It's all Russia's Fault.
And there is the Serbian black hand gang just shuffling across the room waving awkwardly and trying not to be noticed xD

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Re: If WWI Was A Bar Fight
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2014, 07:56:48 pm »
First punch was done by Russia against Germany. Ok, not really a hard punch, but they attacked first some parts of East Prussia before Germany attacked Luxemburg and Belgium the next day.
It's Russia's fault. If Russia didn't mobilize and stacked their border WWI would of never happened and WWII would of never happened then Cold War never would of happened so No Vietnam, No Korea, No Hitler, No killing , No war. It's all Russia's Fault.
And there is the Serbian black hand gang just shuffling across the room waving awkwardly and trying not to be noticed xD
It should of been just an embargo if anything a Austrian-Serbian War. But thats far fetched. Germany wouldn't of said anything if Russia didn't mobilize. Then France and England wouldn't of said they're coming to the rescue.