My name is NickyJ, and I wish to submit myself for candidacy as a member of the EU-NA Coalition Party.
My platform:
The EU and NA communities should work together in harmony.
People should stop being dirtbags to each other.
Certain undesirables should be purged through not letting them participate in events (59th officers, Cenkris' 15th officers, etc.) while their enlisted are welcomed to leave those undesirables' regiments and join our own restyled Great Society.
That in the FSE Assembly that I would call, each regiment would have one elected representative to cast votes on legislation regarding NW.
My qualifications:
My NationStates nation has a very strong economy worth 1.18 trillion stroopwafels.
I'm not entirely retarded, just mostly.
I lead an EU regiment, and am enlisted in an NA one, giving me experience with both ends of the leadership stick and both sides of NW's most prevalent communities.
As a sign of my goodwill and naivety, I shall not actively campaign for votes outside of my closest circles. I shall instead take a minimalist approach, and allow the political machine to roll its tire treads over me, back up, and roll over me again.