2015 FSE Presidential Election

[Gluk the Walrus]

So what is this all about? Well it's basically a popularity contest, it truly means nothing at all and i'm only making this thread because i am bored a fuck right now, oh and for teh lolz.

Rules:
Anyone can run, but must announce their candidacy on this thread.
May use whatever means of communication to obtain more votes (as long as you follow FSE rules).
Bribery is not only allowed, but encouraged.
You may run for a certain party or you can run as an independent (mostly for the lolz)

The winner of the election will be given the title of FSE President which of course means nothing and its only real purpose is for epeen boi.

Current Presidential Candidates

Weeb Party Candidate:
GlukTheWalrus

Meme Party Candidate:
Kaasovic

The Kaasovic'sMemesSuck Party
TheGamingToffee

Anti-Smug Cockhole Party
Colonel Howe

Freedom Party of 'Murica! (Freedom, Fuck Yeah!)
Imperialist

Put Weebs Heads on Pikes Party (bashing weebs since 2015) *funded by your friends at the Anti-weeb campaign fund
Akko
Theodin
DarkLight

Tomorrowland Party
POTUS

Losers Party (aka, independent)
William

Candidates for some other shit

The Unseelie Court
Batraan

Candidates have until 11:59 pm EST on May 25th to announce their candidacy. The election will be from May 26th until 11:59 EST on May 27th.

[Gluk the Walrus]

Hi, i am GlukTheWalrus. I am running for the 2015 FSE Presidential election which i just now made up. You may be asking yourself, who the fuck are you? Well, the short answer is, i'm some guy on the internet and i want you to vote for me for FSE President. Obviously your vote means nothing but that should not deter you from voting. I am running my campaign based on fairness and equality for all of Napoleonic Wars.

My platform shall consist of policies such as:
Changing the 15th Humans vs Bots Banning Policy
Acting as if i am right about everything (because i am)
Forcing the moderators to ban people who call me a weeb

I believe in fairness and the freedom of speech. A vote for Gluk, is a vote for Mashiro Shiina

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Vote for me or die!

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As all of you know, i am awesome. If i get elected, you can expect my EGO rating to increase drastically. Another thing that you can expect if i get elected is a Ferrari Supercar for EVERYONE*!

this car could be yours

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Vote for GlukTheWalrus!
*You will only get a picture of the car

[Kaasovic]

Hello,

This is Kaasovic. The reason why I'm participating in the 2015 FSE Presidential Elections is because of the lack of memes. After the rebellion was put down last year, the amount of memes posted went down drastically. Only with your support I can bring back the good old days.

What I am fighting for:

- More memes
- More memes
- More memes
- Make sure the good old days come back.

Campaign banner:

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Kaasovic National Anthems:

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Vote for me(me)!

[Dom13WorstNW]

Kaasovic 4 president

[Toffee]

The Kaasovic'sMemesSuck Party

Hi, My name is Toffee and I like gaming.
Why should you vote for me? You shouldn't. But Kaasovic sucks so vote for me. His memes are not dank enough to merit a role in the FSEHouse.
I promise to:

Release BCoF within the millennium,
Have danker memes than Kaasovic,
Increase the national debt tenfold,
Introduce lightsabers to NW,
and some other stuff (Like a DJ I'll take requests)
 

[Gluk the Walrus]

The Kaasovic'sMemesSuck Party

Hi, My name is Toffee and I like gaming.
Why should you vote for me? You shouldn't. But Kaasovic sucks so vote for me. His memes are not dank enough to merit a role in the FSEHouse.
I promise to:

Release BCoF within the millennium,
Have danker memes than Kaasovic,
Increase the national debt tenfold,
Introduce lightsabers to NW,
and some other stuff (Like a DJ I'll take requests)

excellent platform!

*crowd applause*

[Toffee]

The Kaasovic'sMemesSuck Party

Hi, My name is Toffee and I like gaming.
Why should you vote for me? You shouldn't. But Kaasovic sucks so vote for me. His memes are not dank enough to merit a role in the FSEHouse.
I promise to:

Release BCoF within the millennium,
Have danker memes than Kaasovic,
Increase the national debt tenfold,
Introduce lightsabers to NW,
and some other stuff (Like a DJ I'll take requests)

excellent platform!

*crowd applause*

Thanks Obama

[Kaasovic]

Toffee dont promise things you cant make true, yes I am talking about bcof release. Memed.

[Toffee]

That meme sucked. Just like this new hoover from Dyson!           Sorry guys but I have to fund my election campaign with advertisements.

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when can we vote

[Kaasovic]

My memes require no fund!!!

[Batraan]

Batraan
Running for: The Unseelie Court
Running for the office of: FSE official JJE(Judge, Jury, and Executioner.)
Platform: Forum needs more madness and insanity i ill make it so. Plus the 00th needs more influence around here. Rockets and TNT are another fundamental aspect of my platform.
Oh undead are as well

They make great vote collectors.

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Anthem:


also ANYONE WHO DOESN'T VOTE FOR ME WILL GET A VISIT BY A NUCKELAVEE:


Also also if you don't vote for me, Rolf will become angry. Just sayin.

You have been warned.

VOTE FOR BATRAAN
Disclaimer: The Unseelie Court is not responsible for death/mutilation/consumption/torture/capture/slaughter/massacre/rotting flesh/heart attacks/disease/terror/boiling blood/Colombian neckties/dismemberment/decapitation/broken bones/electrical failures/destruction of property  or any other side effects of encountering a nuckelavee or Rolf. We are however responsible for making damned good human stew and eye ball custard. Contact for recipe.

[Colonel Howe]

Hello, peasants! I am Colonel Howe running in the 2015 FSE Presidential Election. I am known by many names around these parts:
"autist"
"faggot"
"it"
But by the Election Day, I hope to simply be known as "President"

I run as an Anti-Smug Cockhole Party candidate

I run on a campaign of:
-Permanently banning Gluk from life
-Driving Gluk to suicide
-Raping Gluk's dead corpse
...and FREE BREAD!

The Candidate Himself

Please note that your candidate is intensely handsome. A FSE JFK, really

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The Banner

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The Anthem (Anime Hunter)

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[DaMonkey]

My platform is no weebs and no europeans.

[ImperialG]

Hello am Impeeeral

am fighting to remove all filthy communist foreigners from pure amaericaen soil

am fighting to stop gingivitis on fse by distrubuting a free tuthpaste tube to all

every puer american gets a free hulk hogan and guy fiere colouring book

god bless america brother

im running for the freedom party of america

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