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The Mess Hall / Fenton's completely accurate, 100% based Matchmaking Tier List
« on: July 06, 2022, 01:28:01 am »
A wise old Scottish 
man once told me Melee is luck based and totally random. No evidence supports this fact better than this 100% based retard M.M Tier list where dogshit players like 💩Ilypa💩 can be in the highest tier due to his outstanding RNG. Unlike other shit biased lists (see any 🐸🏳️🌈French🏳️🌈🐸/CIS person’s list ever) where players are ranked due to how many times they’ve touched tips 
👅🍆💦, I have ranked people entirely on their
raw🥩 skill, firepower 🔥 and intelligence🧠; as you can see 😈👎Jakob👎😈 is in the highest tier possible and I fucking hate that guy - 0% Biased.
man once told me Melee is luck based and totally random. No evidence supports this fact better than this 100% based 👅🍆💦, I have ranked people entirely on their raw🥩 skill, firepower 🔥 and intelligence🧠; as you can see 😈👎Jakob👎😈 is in the highest tier possible and I fucking hate that guy - 0% Biased.
If you are 😭upset😭 with your ranking then I am deeply sorry but please 🙏 remember this is not my opinion, this is fact. This list is factual. Fact does not care about your feelings.
 |   Bodya Soulja Zenon Igel Ilypa Narrow Achilles Louis Jakob Barro |  Bodya Janne Ivan Marxiel Giorno Blacktham Flo Gibby Naatsu Blitzkrieg Shype Oneil |  Bodya Clash Mr_T Maskman Nightwing Ciomcio Kore Movement The_Joker Desant Galavant Melsyo Twister |
|  Bodya Alucard Hecke Yoda Darki Pro100Pro Senni Darkwinx Vemon Trexons Mushypeas Coco Crusher Aras GhrossePotecs Kram Plamper Plushka |  Bodya Boboy Fluxxy Phailur PaksSallol Ogok Soulja Kong Vladdleco Straw SetMaster Ikops Rzm Stex |  Bodya Xispas l3lade Seba Hefik Studios Torben UrMom |
| ZZZers Plamper Mauri Kobzik Stex Melsyo | Apes: Catching up to evolution Vegi Soulja Fluxxy Naatsu Stoiki | Copers: Cry is free Janne Giorno Fenton Flusha Louis | Trollers Vemon Mauri Phailur Flusha Ciomcio | Autoblogokers Ogok Yoda Twister Achilles Any CIS player |
| Most Improveders Xispas Bluewinx Plamper Straw Ikops | Farmers - it's not much and it's not honest work Clash Maskman Igel Blitzkrieg Janne | Master Baituer - Sold more than a career telemarketer Maskman Janne Vegi Jakob Stex | Stop playing fucking mid-ers Stex Ogok Fluxxy Studios Ikops | Teamplayuers: atleast you’re trying Blitzkrieg Achilles Zenon Kong Zenon |
Big kisses to Blitzkrieg for coding this sacred text
also Fietta for suggesting I embark on this monumental waste of my time
also Fietta for suggesting I embark on this monumental waste of my time
Now don't forget gamers:
Be cool, open minded
The world is yourssssssssss
All is about your MINDSET
All is about PERCEPTION
All is about YOU bro, time for you to stop talking shit.
Be cool, open minded
The world is yourssssssssss
All is about your MINDSET
All is about PERCEPTION
All is about YOU bro, time for you to stop talking shit.