The first part of the plan is to demand a financial retribution from German bikes for all the stolen bikes. With that money we will expand the army and invade Belgium. Then we shall confiscate all Belgium factories and turn them into bike-factories, as well as taking out all foreign bike factories with black-ops missions, so that the Netherlands will be the sole producer of bikes. We will get everyone on the world a bike, which has a little hidden needle in the saddle. Then, when everybody has a bike, we will start pushing a big button that will inserts a virus in the victims ass, leaving him completely stunned for at least 24 hours, which we will use to take over the world.
Now that, my friend, is a conspiracy theory. Or the real plan, depending whether you ride a bike or not,