At precisely 4:02 on a Friday afternoon during July of 1914 while sat in an incredible comfortable chair somewhere in England with it tipping down rain outside his Majesty the King decided that the world had too many Germans. And thus the Royal Field Artillery was born..... It's mission: to Kill, Flatten, Maim, Bind, Deafen, Terrify, Dismember, Injure, Decapitate, Shock, Terrify, and/or cause Germans to say "Bugger meine Hosen sind auf Feuer"
With these noble goals in mind a select group of hugely adept gentlemen began the rigorous task of improving their alcohol tolerance and comprehension of sarcasm in order to become the best artillerists on the planet.
The Glorious List of Regimental Rules(Written in accordance with the regimental rules of rule writing and stamped by the government clerk of rule abidance, and ratified by the Generals Wife's corgie)
1. Cannons shall be fired
2. Stuff shall be hit when the Cannons are fired
3. Look Gentlemanly while hitting Stuff while firing the Cannon
4. Be prepared to debate obscure topics randomly plucked out of thin air while looking Gentlemanly and hitting Stuff when firing the Cannon
5. Obey everything above and below this placeholder and rather pointless rule
6. Randomly quote Blackadder or Monty Python while being prepared to debate obscure topics while looking Gentlemanly and hitting stuff when firing the Cannon
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Important! The RFA does not tolerate cowardice or surrender, if at any point you consider cowardice or surrendering you shall be immediately pistol whipped by the nearest officer and shall spend the remainder of the event distracting the enemy snipers.
Whining is not tolerated, if your voice changes by an octave in the same sentence then you are whining. If this is the case then the Spanish Inquisition being unexpected shall unexpectedly appear and shall commence beating you with the 2D bird from NW followed by a swift kick to the genital region and a kick from Teamspeak.
Also only mature humans/ other species capable of using TS and IE of 14 years or older will be accepted into the RFA in an attempt to preserve members ears from high pitched bursts of unwanted sound being streamed down TS.
Muppets are strictly forbidden. |  |
If you feel you are up to the task then good for you but we are currently not recruiting! sorry!Remember real men snipe with cannons!
(thread to be updated at somepoint in the near and/or distant future in order to add some actual useful information)
