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Offline Nick Lazanis

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Re: Our Apocalypse Story
« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2015, 04:35:03 pm »
Day 34: I find a sporter gun and use it to kill the weebs.
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« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2015, 05:27:06 pm »
Day 35: I rape the corpses of the dead weebs and sodomize myself with grimy sausages
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« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2015, 05:32:16 pm »
Day 34:

Have completed construction of my Dead weeb & Sausage bait trap.

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« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2015, 06:05:32 pm »
Day 420: i hav lost trak of teh dayz cuz i found dis dank glass piep with the strabge wurdz "420 blaze it faggot."
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Re: Our Apocalypse Story
« Reply #34 on: July 10, 2015, 06:08:27 pm »
Day 36:

I turn a corner and find a television store with all the tv's in the window on, showing sports, reality shows and the news.  I realize that there never was an apocalypse and that all is right in the world.

Curse you Detroit!
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« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2015, 06:27:33 pm »
Day 23: Found a time machine- went back and lubed my younger self up.
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« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2015, 06:30:56 pm »
Day 38: remember a time back before Bernie Sanders became President
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« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2015, 06:31:54 pm »
Day 39: I travel to the whitehouse and make obama my sex slave and become president
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Re: Our Apocalypse Story
« Reply #38 on: July 11, 2015, 06:38:25 am »
Quote from: Akko on July 10, 2015, 06:05:32 pm
Day 420: i hav lost trak of teh dayz cuz i found dis dank glass piep with the strabge wurdz "420 blaze it faggot."
wtf man I was waiting for that day


curse you \\\\



CURSE YOU DABS ARE MINEIENEINEIEIENEIENE
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« Reply #39 on: July 11, 2015, 07:53:08 am »
Day 40: Akko is banned from FSE for inciting a Glorious Revolution against the weeb menace.
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« Reply #40 on: July 11, 2015, 07:58:05 am »
Day 41: No more weed. No more life. Nothing to do.
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Re: Our Apocalypse Story
« Reply #41 on: July 11, 2015, 05:33:53 pm »
Day 42: I found a book with all the answers of the universe.
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Re: Our Apocalypse Story
« Reply #42 on: July 11, 2015, 06:19:11 pm »
Day 43:  I realize that never happened. I was just high on some codeine i found.
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Re: Our Apocalypse Story
« Reply #43 on: July 11, 2015, 10:44:40 pm »
Day 44: drug use brought about the apocalypse
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« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2015, 11:41:44 pm »
Day 45: My search for Howe is over. We are together and forever.
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