Fenton's completely accurate, 100% based Matchmaking Tier List

[FENTON]

A wise old Scottish man once told me Melee is luck based and totally random. No evidence supports this fact better than this 100% based retard M.M Tier list where dogshit players like 💩Ilypa💩 can be in the highest tier due to his outstanding RNG. Unlike other shit biased lists (see any 🐸🏳️‍🌈French🏳️‍🌈🐸/CIS person’s list ever) where players are ranked due to how many times they’ve touched tips  👅🍆💦, I have ranked people entirely on their
raw🥩 skill, firepower 🔥 and intelligence🧠; as you can see 😈👎Jakob👎😈 is in the highest tier possible and I fucking hate that guy - 0% Biased.

If you are 😭upset😭 with your ranking then I am deeply sorry but please 🙏 remember this is not my opinion, this is fact. This list is factual. Fact does not care about your feelings.

Bodya

Bodya Soulja Zenon Igel Ilypa Narrow Achilles Louis Jakob Barro

Bodya Janne Ivan Marxiel Giorno Blacktham Flo Gibby Naatsu Blitzkrieg Shype Oneil

Bodya Clash Mr_T Maskman Nightwing Ciomcio Kore Movement The_Joker Desant Galavant Melsyo Twister

Bodya Vegi Fietta EpicPizza Smallest Flusha Bluewinx Xaos Mauri Fluffy Arch Shneider Ingram Kobzik Alf Stoiki Azur

Bodya Alucard Hecke Yoda Darki Pro100Pro Senni Darkwinx Vemon Trexons Mushypeas Coco Crusher Aras GhrossePotecs Kram Plamper Plushka

Bodya Boboy Fluxxy Phailur PaksSallol Ogok Soulja Kong Vladdleco Straw SetMaster Ikops Rzm Stex

Bodya Xispas l3lade Seba Hefik Studios Torben UrMom

ZZZers Plamper Mauri Kobzik Stex Melsyo

Apes: Catching up to evolution Vegi Soulja Fluxxy Naatsu Stoiki

Copers: Cry is free Janne Giorno Fenton Flusha Louis

Trollers Vemon Mauri Phailur Flusha Ciomcio

Autoblogokers Ogok Yoda Twister Achilles Any CIS player

Most Improveders Xispas Bluewinx Plamper Straw Ikops

Farmers - it's not much and it's not honest work Clash Maskman Igel Blitzkrieg Janne

Master Baituer - Sold more than a career telemarketer Maskman Janne Vegi Jakob Stex

Stop playing fucking mid-ers Stex Ogok Fluxxy Studios Ikops

Teamplayuers: atleast you’re trying Blitzkrieg Achilles Zenon Kong Zenon

Big kisses to Blitzkrieg for coding this sacred text
also Fietta for suggesting I embark on this monumental waste of my time

Now don't forget gamers:
Be cool, open minded 
The world is yourssssssssss 
All is about your MINDSET 
All is about PERCEPTION
All is about YOU bro, time for you to stop talking shit.

[sHype]

I do not respect this list

[Vegi.]

Finally a list the community deserves

Spoiler

NVM Blitz did the coding and Fietta did something too so all value is lost now

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[Mac`]

Hmm... Yes.

[Fietta]

Terrible list, I should be lower

[AchillesTheOne]

best list

[BlitzkriegMBNW]

Finally a list the community deserves

Spoiler

NVM Blitz did the coding and Fietta did something too so all value is lost now

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Go back to your trailer monkey boi

[[Stryker]]

Can’t wait to see 10-20 pages in the next 10 hours

[Arch4ngel]

i respect this list

[Caskie]

MINDSET

[maskmanmarks]

Fenton finally making a thread after 9 years on FSE.

NW is not dead

[IcePimpDaddy]

Professional joker tier when??

[MarxeiL]

Best list

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Trollers

Phailur

[Scottish Unicorn]

This is your only good post.