Write a story with dan in it plesss!!!
It was a long day, and a very tired and happy Dan emerged from the nearest community centre where he had spent the last 3 hours dancing in a circular pattern. Rare footage of the event later emerged the next day and can be seen later on in this epic story.
Dan, walked along the path humming the tune of the barbie girl song, for it was his favourite song. He thought the day had gone superb and could get even better by beating 33rd later on in the day. He had done is best to tell everyone in the community centre the event was on and was gleefully pleased with himself for doing so that he ate a hotdog from the park hotdog stand.
After pitching up a tent to eat the hotdog in, Dan slowly eats the hotdog, making sure to take all of the hour to eat it in. After doing so, he continues on his way. A little while later, he ends up in his mums basement and is ready for action. He loads up Mount & Blade and is ready to face 33rd, sure that they will be able to bring 25 members! But not quite remembering that when the swedes left 33rd, so did most of the competitive players 33rd had, so they bring 15!
GASP, SHOCK HORROR! 15 people did Dan think! He scratched his head but thought, ez pz, we'll demolish them. A bruising and a cruising later, 33rd emerged victorious. What excuses can I use, said Dan. 10 mins of sitting on a pile of salt, Dan remembered. 33rd have more than 15 members in their regiment, so I can use that as a excuse! Dan didn't realise, he could have brought his 15 best players as well.
Many tears later, Dan still holding onto the excuse he had used, returned to the community center and began drying his tears by dancing in a circular fashion.
Rare footage of the dancing:
