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imagine thinking it's ok to be fat

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zucchini man raises a good point. maybe so many kids wouldnt be depressed if so many kids weren't so fucking FAT. poor diet and lack of exercise is the greatest threat to our generation. if you weigh over 200 (assuming normal height) and can't run at the very least an 8 minute mile, YOU'RE UNHEALTHY. your heart and lungs are the most important muscles in your body.

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Off Topic / [SERIOUS] breaking addiction
« on: September 12, 2019, 12:57:49 am »
I need help, im really into cock and ball torture and recently have been issues with orgasming with no ejaculate coming out. I fear the constant physical abuse i subject my genitals to on a biweekly basis is causing me to go infertile.  how do i break the addiction?

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Spoiler
Ok now it is very clear, you actually are fucking retarded. You're just a stupid little bitch talking out of your ass. Good thing your dad is blind now, so he doesn't have to see his nightmare of a son grow up. You disgusting little piece of garbage. You are the scourge of humanity. How many times did your peers beat you up and make fun of you? Enough to create a pussy like you i guess. And no female will ever be with you considering just how tiny your dick is. Matter of fact, speaking of suicide you are a prime candidate so please oblige the world and do it you little bitch.

And thank god you think 90% of your peers aren't like you. Thank fucking god. Now I have some hope for the next few generations.
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oh wow, mark, something on your mind?

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I dont think you're a very smart person, man. Failure to meet your own idea of success is what causes depression and eventually suicidal ideation. Stop talking about wealth and equating it to success. Robin Williams hanged himself because he had a debhilitating disease and didnt want to be a burden on his family.

Second, you can not achieve anything no matter how many stars align. Please, do not believe that and do not spread that poison to anyone else. There are dreams and there are goals. Immigrants to the US are barred from ever being president. That is something Pedro can not do.

Lastly, you really, really suck at reading comprehension. I put "for better or worse" because some people will see what i put and be either repulsed or attracted by what I've manage to achieve in a relatively short amount of time right out of high school, especially compared to my peers. It wasn't saying "i have 2 years job experience, period." It wasn't part of a resume. I didnt use "credentials" in the literal sense of the word. It's simply there to provide this thing called "context." Does that make things easier for you, little guy?  I don't know how old you are but if youre above the age of 20, youre very, very sad.

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Off Topic / Re: What do you study?
« on: September 10, 2019, 02:06:08 am »
im majoring in the objectification of women

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This sounds like the typical "pull your bootstraps up" shit I keep hearing.
and it starts with quite literally wearing boots to do the kind of work that no one else is willing to.

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You sound like a simple-minded retard. And it is hilarious you attempt to call yourself an adult at 19. You're still a little boy with no more knowledge of the world and life than a 13 year old child. Depression and success by society's standards do not always correlate. Look at Robin Williams and countless other rich and famous people that have committed suicide. Your just a COG in the machine like everyone else so stop acting like you know what you're talking about.

no you sound like a big stupid stupid head. money is just a means to an end. having it allows you to care and provide for your family, not having it means going to bed hungry and putting your kids to bed hungry, or in my family's most recent case, my dad going blind. in order for you to achieve success, you have to define it for yourself and it must be a reasonable goal. too many people these days have unrealistic ideas of success, and the failure to meet that self-set expectation leads to depression and suicidal ideation. so many kids grow up convinced by their stupid parents that they can literally do anything, and when they finally realize they can't, it's easy to see why they are crushed. of course this is a normal part of the maturing process, probably because it's hard to sit your kid down and explain to them that there are certain things in this world that they simply can not do, and so many parents just choose not to. unfortunately, today, this is compounded by the fact that kids now not only believe they can do anything and everything, but that they've grown up in a world where they get everything instantly and so want their unrealistic goal to occur right NOW.

to me, success is being able to look back at any point in time and say that I have done something that has improved the quality of life or wellbeing of my family. to do that, i work hard to make money and try my best to save it. success isn't making my family proud; there's no pride in scrubbing shitters and i've scrubbed a lot of them, it's to look out for them.
i believe that this is a reasonable idea of success. i can affect the state of my family's health and quality of life. i can buy them gifts, i can help manage their finances, i can pay for some of their bills. this, in my eyes, is really repaying the ultimate debt to the most important influencers of my life, not to some bank so that i can get a degree with a wishy-washy idea that one day i will have enough money to pay my parents back. to improve your family's well-being is a realistic goal, it's a morally correct goal, and it should be the primary goal shared by everyone.

why is success equivalent to being rich in your head? are you the materialistic one, maybe?

Live your life like your in competition to be the best all the time and see how much true happiness you really find. Materialism is programmed into your brain and you have the audacity to come here and say people are pussys for not striving to be rich and falling into depression. You clearly don't know anything about depression in the first place, teenager.

no i'd say those people are pussies for not looking themselves in the mirror and saying, "wow, i'm a stupid, immature brat that can't face the fact that i'm not actually special and not entitled to all the world's success"

You're the type of guy to hit up underage girls and try to flex with your "credentials" because any real adult would literally laugh in your face if you said this shit in person.

oh wow, mark, something on your mind?

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This is ridiculous. I never met someone who committed suicide over fucking global warming
apparently the intellectuals over on r/teenagers are so overwhelmed by the idea

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I'm sure everyone will walk into a 50k job without going to college. Obviously these opportunities are always there and by you typing out that loving message everyone will see the world for the cheery place that it is, full of opportunity and money!

you really encompass that sore loser attitude i wrote about. i assume we're in the same age bracket/peer group, so by that, i am your competition. you should want to beat me, either by doing what i've done better or going your own path. from my perspective, with that sorry ass post, you're no competition at all just like 90% of my peers.

perhaps you should've started working on your apprenticeships at 15. you could be an apprentice by 18 -- that's anywhere between 12 and 25 bucks an hour right out of high school depending on your trade -- and then you'd be a journeyman by 24. you should've joined the military, 3 of the 5 branches are well-disguised welfare organizations and take anyone anyway. you should've maybe volunteered to work with the peace corps, go help people overseas and come back wiser and more worldly.

while you may not want to be an electrician, or a military man, or an aid worker for the rest of your life, the job experience, the soft skills you acquire, how your work/professional personality develops and also the connections you make with the people you meet are infinitely more valuable than good grades and a little degree. even STEM degrees are so oversaturated these days that you really have to have something that distinguishes you amongst your peers other than just doing well academically.

i'm not being a prick, i'm saying things mommy and daddy should've taught their kids instead of letting them soak up and absorb whatever poison the public schools put out.

If you're going to be a prick, find a different thread for it.

this hugbox mentality is why kids dont become adults well into their 20s.

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wow, this is just pitiful

the key to happiness as a young person these days is simple: adopt the most important aspects of the greatest generation and baby boomers. for the former, it would be learning through the lessons of hardship and for the latter, looking out for your best interests above all else.

concerning yourself with these three "key issues" youve listed is such a telling example of the underlying desire for instant gratification this generation is obsessed with. take a good look at what youre doing right now and so many on "r/teenagers" apparently do: you're wrapping yourself up in issues that could consume an entire lifetime of study, all at the same time, and all wanting whatever your desired hubristic outcome this instant or else youre going to throw the ultimate twelve gauge temper tantrum. even the topic of teen suicides and the many facets of it all is a topic that will take decades to fully understand; many issues like this can only be understood looking back at everything in the aggregate.

disparage the boomers with the "me, me, me" attitude all you want, but the "now, now, now" attitude we have is infinitely more dangerous.

here's some advice since youre a brand new "adult"
1: if you can not afford something, do not buy it.
save up for the things you want. do not finance anything, not even a car. buy a used car in the 2,000-4,000 range and learn to work on it yourself. this applies to college too. do not go to school unless you can afford it. do not take a loan, do not use credit cards, do not get swallowed in this semitic system of moneylending. the bible has been warning us of this for over 1600 years.
this principle really encompasses most things, because unless you were born to a rich family, chances are you will have no wealth to call your own at the start of your adult life. that means you must start building it up as soon as you can. you must go straight into the workforce which is really the first step to a successful life, not starting with negative tens of thousands of dollars due to student loans.

2: focus on yourself.
it is not selfish. someone that focuses on them self and becomes very successful is now in a position to do a lot more good than some 20-something who is so concerned about the state of the world, so depressed by all the perceived evil, that he eats a 9 millimeter pill. that person is now in a position to do nothing, because he's dead.
there's a second aspect to this as well: do not concern yourself with the fact that there's someone else out there who is making more money than you or had/has an easier/better life than you. this is a sore loser's attitude. you should want to surpass that person, want your kids to have that good upbringing, but realize that you are not entitled to that outcome. be humble for a minute and realize that you are, in fact, not better or more deserving than that better-off person, because if you were, you would have the material evidence to prove it.

3: accept reality.
we, as a generation, have been given a shit hand... but is it really as bad as previous generations? are we the children of kulaks under stalin? are we children growing up in the great depression? are we the children of serfs under the tsar? they had no say in what the last generation did to the state of the world and neither do we, but by any account inherited worlds that were much worse than ours. today, we live in the point of history with the most material wealth and the greatest access to all the world's knowledge yet the least amount of gratitude it seems. if you can truly accept the hard truths that nothing is fair in this world and no one is created equal, you can finally be free from helplessness.



for better or for worse, my credentials on the matter:

i'm 19 with 2 years full-time working experience and, factoring in my benefits, my salary is close to $50,000. i have a higher net worth than both of my parents combined. up until i started handling my parents' finances, I had more cash on hand and more in my IRA than the both of them combined. i've been able to travel to several countries in europe as well as many places around the USA, coast to coast. i still have enough money to indulge in my hobbies as well as give to charity and offer "0% interest loans" to friends and family members. i did not go to college, I left the home and went straight into the workforce at age 17. the only reliance i've had on my parents since then are as follows: they store my rifles, i stay there for the holidays, and we share a phone bill. i will eventually go to college full time, but only after i have saved up a sufficient amount to pay for it, which is likely to be in about 2 years.

does this sound like boomer talk? it is. so what?
do you want to live your own life like i'm doing or the life of every other 18, 19, 20 year old?

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The Mess Hall / Re: 63e NA Melee List - 2015+
« on: March 31, 2019, 05:27:14 am »
hey hey hey cool it with the slurs, buddy. im none of those things.

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The Mess Hall / Re: 63e NA Melee List - 2015+
« on: March 31, 2019, 05:11:35 am »
my original post still stands.

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The Mess Hall / Re: 63e NA Melee List - 2015+
« on: March 31, 2019, 05:03:01 am »
where did you get that idea weirdo
maybe in your sick dreams, degenerate.

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The Mess Hall / Re: 63e NA Melee List - 2015+
« on: March 31, 2019, 04:55:11 am »
this list is gay, just like its maker
i spit on you
pthu

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