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The Lounge => Off Topic => The Mess Hall => Topic started by: Colonel Howe on October 15, 2014, 01:34:50 pm

Title: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Colonel Howe on October 15, 2014, 01:34:50 pm
Write your own erotic (or I guess not erotic) fanfiction using FSE forum members as your cast of characters.

Rules:
-Before posting your actual story, list what FSE members make an appearance
-Ron Jeremy must make at least 5 appearances
-No condoms

Enjoy the wanking thread!
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
Post by: Pickett Pie on October 15, 2014, 02:58:48 pm
FSE People Mentioned: Vince and Olafson

There was a knock at Vince's front door. The pizza was here! Vince answered the door only to find his good friend Ron Jeremy delivering the pizza he ordered. Ron too was surprised to find Vince answering the door, for they only knew each other because Ron was a huge supporter of nw / bcof and had donated so much that he now hung out around the fse studio. As Vince and Ron exchanged idle chatter at the front door Olafson The Legend gallantly descended the stairs; fresh out da showa. Upon reaching the bottom of the stairs (in full view of Ron) Olaf then flings his towel off in a magnificent display of water beads and a flash of white. Alas to Ron's disappointment he was fully clothed under his towel. Ron then realized he had been trolled and in the sadness that gripped him like a mother grips her baby; he dropped the pizza that Vince ordered. Might at well have thrown it on the ground, that bitch landed open-boxed, sauce side down. The despair on Vince's face was apparent, even from behind. Olafson knew Vince had been blazin it allllll day and was waiting for dat pizza. A single tear rolled down Vince's beautiful face, Olafson noticed it at the last second, as it was about to fall from his chinny chin. With the last of his strength, Olafson jumped and ripped all his cloths off and sacrificed his clean to jump onto the downed pizza and caught the tear on his chest. Vince made note of the sacrifices made in his honor and vowed to be a better senpai from now on. Ron also had another pizza in his car which he got and everyone then at pizza on the roof.

Happy Ending.
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
Post by: Walko on October 15, 2014, 03:49:39 pm
Didn't even get mentioned by the bae :(
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
Post by: Pickett Pie on October 15, 2014, 06:52:42 pm
I'll write another one about you and Bear and other people later :3
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
Post by: Earth Bby on October 15, 2014, 09:09:32 pm
Vince and Hinkel: A War of Freedom.

Hinkel was washing the dishes after him and Mr Snuggles were finishing their tea (Snuggles is a 7 year old 3 legged cat). Hinkel heard a large bang come from upstairs, it was Vince. Hinkel rushed up stairs to see Vince bent over crying...

You can finish the rest.
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
Post by: Dainyel on October 15, 2014, 09:13:21 pm
*Snip*
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
Post by: AeroNinja on October 15, 2014, 09:15:03 pm
(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.quickmeme.com%2Fimg%2F36%2F36a8b34036d9016f6efa6899daf253950fd66179be91f8c5ac35f49709412eb9.jpg&hash=ab743d2664fa2bd0b0d5155dca2e365f24623404)




;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
Post by: Locust on October 16, 2014, 12:43:49 am
*Snip*
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
Post by: Shredder on October 16, 2014, 12:44:06 am
lol
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
Post by: Nipplestockings on October 16, 2014, 12:59:44 am
I.

"Sweet jesus" said Howe. His bootyflap fluttered in the moonlight. "Jesus answer my call".

Howe's booty swayed back and forth rhythmically with the gentle push of the wind. Mmm, tingly. Howe's booty had a mind of its own. Some would even say Howe was his own booty, himself. Who knew. Only Howe and his booty

"Sweet Jeeeesus" Howe mumbled to himself. "Ooooooooh". His booty started to vibrate in a slight erratically fluctuating hum. More like EROTIC. Heeeeee

Howe's bum finished its ritual. It's ready.

Howe buttoned up his booty flap. Now it was time to wait. Time to wait. Hours went by. Howe's booty started to tingle.

"OooooOoihhh" Howe oinked uncontrollably.

"OINKOINKOINOOOOOOOOIIIIIBABBBBYOOIIINK"

*Snip*

"I am Howe. I am become death, destroyer of worlds"

Howe's penis was not attached properly.

"Zoinks!'

Howe needed masking tape and gorilla glue. He went to the hardware store to buy some.

"Oh darn, I seem to have forgotten my wallet"

"Oh"

"Bye"

Howe gave up on reattaching his penis.

'I'll do it later" he said to his Barrack Obama poster on the wall.

II.

Howe went to the grocery store.
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
Post by: Nipplestockings on October 16, 2014, 01:14:30 am
What did you even snip, blob? What the hell?
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
Post by: Bear on October 16, 2014, 01:14:56 am
I'll write another one about you and Bear and other people later :3
Look forward to it.
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
Post by: Crescent Glow on October 16, 2014, 01:15:29 am
I'll write another one about you and Bear and other people later :3
Look forward to it.
Me too

Maybe a spoiler, Nipple. Good story though.
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction! [Write your Own]
Post by: Blobmania on October 16, 2014, 01:15:54 am
This sort of content is NOT appropriate for a public forum. This is not a porn site, take it elsewhere.
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction! [Write your Own]
Post by: Locust on October 16, 2014, 01:43:49 am
omfg. we can have an ass and boob thread but not this? Ridiculous.

Edit: 40 FUCKING PERCENT WATCHED?!?!
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction! [Write your Own]
Post by: Crescent Glow on October 16, 2014, 01:47:44 am
Blob is a fan of the 40th confirmed.
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
Post by: Commissar Jdf on October 16, 2014, 03:19:07 am
I'll write another one about you and Bear and other people later :3
Look forward to it.

I hate tie dye
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
Post by: Bear on October 16, 2014, 03:23:13 am
I'll write another one about you and Bear and other people later :3
Look forward to it.

I hate tie dye
qq, you're making me wanna keep the avatar more
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction! [Write your Own]
Post by: Shredder on October 16, 2014, 03:27:14 am
(https://i.imgur.com/nb5GyeH.jpg)

Spoiler
Not a private conversation -- public on my profile.
[close]

Shredder:
He gazed up at the large sign that had a broken bulb out under the H. The sun hadn't yet risen, but neither had Shredder's courage to enter the large building of bulky older kids. Today was a new day. A new start to make friends and a new chance to be himself. Flying Squirrel Entertainment High would soon be the new home for Shredder for the next four years of his life.

While pondering over this new intimidation, a rather well-built gentleman bumped into Shredder and sent them both flying to the ground.
"Oh, sorry! Didn't see you there," replied the kid.
"It's okay. Accidents happen," Shredder replied as he helped the kid gather his books off the ground. "Are you new here too?" asked Shredder.
"Yeah, I just moved here from Unicorpia. My dad got a job here at the local zoo. My name's GodlessGaming, but everyone pretty much calls me Howe. Have you met Principal Olaf? He's about to address the school in the auditorium after Vice Principal Vincenzo lectures the girls about slutty dress code."

Just then a group of snickering kids came over and shoved Howe, sending him a few paces back.
"What's their problem?" Shredder asked.
"Oh, those are just the snotty jocks. They think they can do whatever they want since they're upperclassmen, but did you see that one kid in front of them all? His name is Duuring, and he's so cool. I totally wish I were in his place. I heard he once lived in some place called the Neverlands or something like that."

The bell then rang before Shredder and Howe could finish their conversation.
"Come on, let's go! We're going to be late to the address!" said Howe.



I dare you to continue it, Howe. :PP
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction! [Write your Own]
Post by: Ioxma on October 16, 2014, 03:31:25 am
Oh, this is something i can crack of to.
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction! [Write your Own]
Post by: Colonel Howe on October 16, 2014, 03:43:57 am
i see your edits and raise you:
The Boobs and Arse threads, all which warn that mature content may be inside as this is.
It is marked with a mature content button and therefore the users are warned that they enter at their own risk.

Also Nipplestockings and Shredder, love you too <3 #SlutCode

Now my turn:

(Nipplestockings, Duuring, Blob, Clearly, Howe, Shredder)
Nipplestockings was fuxing Howe. Howe was like "mmm yeah" but then then Duuring came in and was then followed by Blobmania. Each grabbed their own cumbucket (either Howe or Nips) and whispered in their corresponding ears, "this is our swamp". But then Olafson came in, grabbed everybody's booties at once and meekly whispered, "no, this is MY swamp". They were all happy until Clearly came in, shouted "allahu ackbar" and conquered the booty for ISIS. Shredder stroked himself vigorously throughout the whole ordeal while screaming in French
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction (Totally Not Erotic and Puritan)! [Write your Own]
Post by: Blobmania on October 16, 2014, 01:28:30 pm
Mild smut is fine, but nothing that could be described as pornographic.
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction and Erotica! [Write your Own]
Post by: Earth Bby on October 16, 2014, 04:12:17 pm
Vince and Hinkel: A War of Freedom.

Hinkel was washing the dishes after him and Mr Snuggles were finishing their tea (Snuggles is a 7 year old 3 legged cat). Hinkel heard a large bang come from upstairs, it was Vince. Hinkel rushed up stairs to see Vince bent over crying...

You can finish the rest.

Vince turns to look at Hinkel his eyes red, he cries "I can't bloody finish it! The damned alpha I just can't".....
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction (Totally Not Erotic and Puritan)! [Write your Own]
Post by: Colonel Howe on October 16, 2014, 06:39:25 pm
Mild smut is fine, but nothing that could be described as pornographic.
Okay, we'll keep it PG-13


Nipplestockings walked in on Shredder jerking his meat to French films and a confederate flag. Nipplestockings said, "oui oui mi amor". Shredder blew his load in a fit of an orgasmic waterfall. Nipplestockings slurped what was there to slurp, took out his phone and said, "let's call Howe for playtime". He then winked and proceeded to blow Shredder while murmuring in French
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction (Totally Not Erotic and Puritan)! [Write your Own]
Post by: Archduke Sven on October 16, 2014, 06:57:00 pm
The real purpose of this thread is for Howe to collect items for his wankbank about fse users putting things up his bum.
Title: Re: ¡FSE Fanfiction (Totally Not Erotic and Puritan)! [Write your Own]
Post by: Colonel Howe on October 16, 2014, 08:51:45 pm
The real purpose of this thread is for Howe to collect items for his wankbank about fse users putting things up his bum.
The veil has been torn


abort
abort
abort
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Shredder on October 16, 2014, 11:53:40 pm
Confed flag? Yes, I'm a secret confed, I run the local KKK.

Frenchmen sound like they have semen in their throats at all times. French is truly a disgusting language.
Okay, we'll keep it PG-13


Nipplestockings walked in on Shredder jerking his meat to French films and a confederate flag. Nipplestockings said, "oui oui mi amor". Shredder blew his load in a fit of an orgasmic waterfall. Nipplestockings slurped what was there to slurp, took out his phone and said, "let's call Howe for playtime". He then winked and proceeded to blow Shredder while murmuring in French
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Colonel Howe on October 18, 2014, 05:37:54 pm
(Shredder and Howe)

The Acockalypse- Part One

Howe was in a bath typing something on FSE using his phone. It happened to be fanfiction. There were bubbles everywhere. Shredder walked in because the two lived in the same house because they were married. Also, Howe didn't close the door cause he was of slut. Shredder did nothing sexual because the relationship was long dead, the marriage was pointless and they both hated themselves and could barely look at one another. If only they hadn't been fools and supported gay marriage they could be excitedly living in sin right now. Shredder said something about running out of apple crisp and hung himself as he was a cold, dead husk of a human being. Howe then threw a toaster into the bath as he was an emotionless void of a human being.

The end.

 
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Bear on October 18, 2014, 06:19:00 pm
(Shredder and Howe)

The Acockalypse- Part One

Howe was in a bath typing something on FSE using his phone. It happened to be fanfiction. There were bubbles everywhere. Shredder walked in because the two lived in the same house because they were married. Also, Howe didn't close the door cause he was of slut. Shredder did nothing sexual because the relationship was long dead, the marriage was pointless and they both hated themselves and could barely look at one another. If only they hadn't been fools and supported gay marriage they could be excitedly living in sin right now. Shredder said something about running out of apple crisp and hung himself as he was a cold, dead husk of a human being. Howe then threw a toaster into the bath as he was an emotionless void of a human being.

The end.
I like it!
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Shredder on October 18, 2014, 06:29:58 pm
Part one only part rip
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Jorvasker on October 18, 2014, 07:09:47 pm
I have one in the works :)
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Crescent Glow on October 18, 2014, 07:10:36 pm
Better have me in it
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Jorvasker on October 18, 2014, 09:35:47 pm
A Song of Bydand and Donations 2.0

Sneak Peak

     After being banished from the land of Nexus, James Stewart went back in time to his old glory days. The land of Napoleonic Wars. With him, were his old friends from military school, except Bashy. He died while trying to herd his families sheep…not a story that needs to be told. Together, they reformed the glorious 91st Argyllshire Regiment of Foot. Business started growing once more, all of the jew golds were coming back to James again. Sadly, the tavern they all loved, The Flying Squirrel, had turned into a place to house those challenged individuals suffering from autism. What will truly happen now to James Stewart and the 91st?
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Jorvasker on October 18, 2014, 09:51:12 pm
Flying Shit Entertainment: The Game That Never Came.

Oh how I wish, upon this day
That BCoF would come our way
FSE gives no shits
They make the community have a fit
Why, oh why, must you lie to us
About your alpha that causes the fuss
You promise and you promise
Yet you never provide
You make the community to continue to up rise
Please FSE, make us happy
And make a game worth our wait.
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: DarkLight on October 19, 2014, 05:45:37 pm
You want a fiction history?

One day, A BCoF trailer came out

The end.
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: AlekoTheGreek on October 22, 2014, 12:24:10 pm
Oh.... and i thought i've seen all in these fora :P
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Dainyel on October 23, 2014, 12:30:44 am
Last time I posted here I received 40 points for "Posting Psuedo-Pornographic Content".

FSE knows how to have a good time.
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Colonel Howe on October 23, 2014, 01:32:45 am
A good wank is worth any ban
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Pickett Pie on October 23, 2014, 01:34:28 am
A good wank is worth any ban
Plaque worthy.
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Dainyel on October 23, 2014, 08:55:56 pm
Pineapple and Jorv

Jorv tipped his fedora in Pineapple's direction, Pineapple was too insecure to say hi.

9/11 would again
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Crescent Glow on October 23, 2014, 09:00:01 pm
No, I didn't want to say hi because Jorvasker had greasy hair.

4/20
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Dainyel on October 23, 2014, 09:03:12 pm
No, I didn't want to say hi because Jorvasker had greasy hair.

4/20

@Jorv Fucking shredded m8
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: hardcorefreestyleboy on October 23, 2014, 11:21:08 pm
Once there was struggle between the members and the mods of the FSE forum. But fortunately the FSE developer team entered the room of struggle themselves. They didnt give a single fuck.
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Conway on October 24, 2014, 02:09:22 am
The mods where called to assemble by Vincenzo, they found it odd to be in a room so full of mattresses. Vince walked in and told them to lye down and rest. And so they slept. They woke up in a tub with several organs missing because Tavington stole them when donations ran low (What else could have happened?)
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Blobmania on October 24, 2014, 02:22:04 pm
Missing: One Kidney

Brown and kidney-shaped, good condition. Last seen in Vincenzo's hot-tub. Current location unknown.

Reward on safe return.
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Jorvasker on October 24, 2014, 07:58:38 pm
Missing: One Kidney

Brown and kidney-shaped, good condition. Last seen in Vincenzo's hot-tub. Current location unknown.

Reward BCoF Update
Fixed
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Conway on October 24, 2014, 09:01:02 pm
Missing: One Kidney

Brown and kidney-shaped, good condition. Last seen in Vincenzo's hot-tub. Current location unknown.

Reward BCoF Update
Fixed
FIND DIS FUCKING KIDNEY!!!!!!!
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Jorvasker on October 24, 2014, 09:15:16 pm
Missing: One Kidney

Brown and kidney-shaped, good condition. Last seen in Vincenzo's hot-tub. Current location unknown.

Reward BCoF Update
Fixed
FIND DIS FUCKING KIDNEY!!!!!!!
Don't get your hopes up. It will probably be a screenshot or like a little paragraph update like half of the updates have been.
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Rutger Müller on October 24, 2014, 09:44:44 pm
Me(Devin), Andee and some other kids from our reg that had a lot of name changes

Written by an old Ensign we had in the 35th (Boots).

"God damn it, Bacon" said a young Andre as he threw his Bacon toy across the room following an accidental tk during his make believe Napoleonic Wars battle.
He hears a knock at the door, "Who is it?" he says. More knocking, no answer. "Who is it?" he says again. The door opens and he sees his good friend, Devin standing in the doorway.
"Oh hey, dude", I was just leading the 3DM up this hill when Bacon left clicked and shot Bootys in the back. "Sounds like fun" says Devin. The two have been friends for as long as they can remember.
Both were in their early teens and found themselves spending their time playing Napoleonic Wars with each other. It was all fun and games until Andee accused Devin of cheating and started a scrap.
"Can I lead next round?" asked Devin. "Sure". "Okay guys, top of the hill to the right" said Devin with a sense of authority. Andee sat and stared at Devin's lips. He often wondered what it would be like to kiss another boy.
Andee was in a steady relationship but he couldn't help but think about what Devin must have tasted like. "Andee, you okay?" said Devin as he interrupted Andee's daydream. "Yeah" replied Andee but he really wasn't. He was curious.
What Andee didn't know is that Devin usually had the same thoughts as Andee. Both loved each other because they were such good friends but didn't want to make things strange. "Well, I've got to go" said Devin as he walked out the door.
"Bye". That night, Andee lay in bed because he couldn't sleep. He heard the crickets doing what crickets do, the wind blowing, pebbles hitting his window. Wait. Pebbles don't hit windows. Andee got up and went over to his window to investigate.
He saw a shadowy figure standing by a tree. Upon seeing this he quickly ducked under the window and peeked to see if the figure had left. It started to wave and a familiar voice was projected from the figure "It's me nigga, Devin".
Andee was puzzled at first but then said "What're you doing here?". "I came to ask you something". "No fuq off it's like 2 in the morning". "Let me in, it's important". "My parents are sleeping, if they found out you're in here they'll freak"
"They won't find out, let me in". "Fine, but make it quick". Devin climbs up to the room and take extra care to not make any noise. Devin makes his way to the door and locks it taking care to not make a sound. Andee closes the window and as he turns
finds Devin in front of him. "Wha-" is all that Andee can get out before Devin locks lips with the young lad. Andee begins to try to push Devin away but soon sucumbs to Devin's force.
Millions of thoughts race through Andees mind as he can almost hear his heartbeat beat at incredible speeds. The two soon make their way onto the bed with Devin on top. Andee can feel himself enjoying every minute of this. He only wishes he knew what Devin was thinking.
The two break lips for a second as Andee loosens his pants. Devin does the same. "What if my parents walk in?" questions Andee. "We'll keep going". "Will it hurt?". "Maybe". Devin pulls off his under garments and begins to tease Andee. Andee gets on his hands and knees and
braces for Devin. Devin grabs Andee's hips and prepares to insert his USB into his port. Andee is ready. With the speed of raging bull, Devin forces himself into Andee. Andee wants to let out a cry but knows that if he shouts then his parents will ruin the fun.
He decides to hide the pain. Devin makes rapid thrusting motions as Andee can only grab onto the bedcovers and squeeze as hard as he can. Devon can feel himself begin to tire so he pulls out of Andee and tells him to turn around. He gets on his knees and grabs Andee's musket.
He begins to rub it up and down. Slow at first but then faster and faster. Andee raises his head up to the sky and closes his eyes. He soon feels a wet sensation. He feels the tickle of a tounge moving in circular patterns. Andee opens his eyes again and tells Devin to get on his
hands and knees. Andee takes his lubricated nail and screws into Devin. He spares no expense and thrusts rapidly. Like a million cars entering a tunnel, one by one. Andee doesn't last as long as Devin and pulls out. The two kiss and then grab each others joysticks. They both begin to
rub up and down with fierce force. It's a game now, a game of who can finish first. Andee can feel himself losing so he rubs even faster until Devin fires his cannon, followed by Andee. Exhausted, they collapse on to the bed and pant heavily. "Wow". "Nice, 1v1". Devin gets up and searches for
his clothes. He puts on his underwear and pants and begins for the window. Devin opens the window and leaps. Andee stares out his window and watches Devin leave. He puts on his pants and goes to bed, he covers himself with a blanket and closes his eyes. He tries to recollect everything that happened today.
He feels himself getting sleepier and sleepier until he finally goes to sleep. "Listen, we won't speak of what we just saw, okay?" says Bootys as the other toys ponder what they just saw. "Okay" replies Margmakarp as he looks to Bacon crying in the corner over what he just witnessed.
Turkleton allows himself a single tear as Bootys sits and puts his hands in his face.
Title: Re: FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
Post by: Dainyel on October 25, 2014, 01:19:40 am
Never has my trilby been tipped to that angle. You, sir, are a poet and symbol of atheism worldwide!