Since I know our lovely child Hawkince likes wrestling, I'd like to express how I view myself in relation to him and other such goons that roam the corners of this decrepit community, as presented through WWE personas
My fav wrestler growing up, and whom made me enjoy playing the villain. So much so, that I named my club penguin character "edge126" when I was around 8 years old. (speaking of which, you can check out my youtube channel from this exciting period of my life here
Mr. Hawkince and co.
This is the former tag team of Jesse and Festus. I like to think of Hawkince as Festus cuz he speaks with a lisp and he's also from the South. Jesse on the other hand would be someone like Mikey or Dan the Chef; those of whom like to enable Mr. Hawkince's outspoken and often brutish manner
Also, after having trained at a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu gym for a couple of months now, I can understand why our beautiful child acts so grossly arrogant. There's really nothing quite like a good wrasslin' after a long day. Of course, like many things in the American society, violent sports were intensely politicized, and high school wrestling programs are few and far between as a result. Honest to God a shame parents these days don't have the trust to let their kids shape themselves into someone great.
Stay classy fellas, and keep paying attention to all of my actions here and elsewhere. The feedback is much appreciated