I would like to think that the people who are getting all flustered about the thread are the ones who make NW players seem to have no life, as stated by Diplex. Masturbation is a natural instinct that everyone does, no matter what gender. If you consider masturbation weird, then you should feel REALLY weird when taking a shower or brushing your teeth, because that is not even natural instinct. You are programmed to want sexual pleasure, it is not weird at all. Also, left for reasons as stated (quite professionally might I add) by Mikkel.
Also, as a side note to Eagle, if you can you might want to change the threads icon to the x in the red circle, as this could be considered mature.