Odysseus [Norman]: You wake up on a fluffy pillow, with Rarity staring you in the face, WHAT DO?
1st Kronus Captain Cadian [Wind]: say hai
Odysseus [Norman]: Rarity says, "hey there big boy", and stares at you like this:
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/creepy-stare-cage.jpg WHAT DO?
1st Kronus Captain Cadian [Wind]: say hai there big pony o.O
Odysseus [Norman]: She starts fondelling your arm
Odysseus [Norman]: WHAT DO?
1st Kronus Captain Cadian [Wind]: i run to the door and scream for twilight?
1st Kronus Captain Cadian [Wind]: o.O
Odysseus [Norman]: SHe locks the doors with her horn and starts walking towards you
Odysseus [Norman]: WHAT DO?
1st Kronus Captain Cadian [Wind]: accept it because rarity is best pony
Odysseus [Norman]: Rarity starts taking your clothes off, what do?
1st Kronus Captain Cadian [Wind]: i put my clothes on at the same rate she takes them off, thus creating a neverending cycle of dressing
Odysseus [Norman]: She threatens to take out the NyQuil
Odysseus [Norman]: "It'll be just as easy that way" she says
Odysseus [Norman]: WHAT DO?
1st Kronus Captain Cadian [Wind]: /me closes mouth and puts on knight armor
1st Kronus Captain Cadian [Wind]: right, /me doesn't work anymore
1st Kronus Captain Cadian [Wind]: NO NYQUIILLL
Odysseus [Norman]: SHe uses her horn to take of the rest of your clothes, WHAT DO?
1st Kronus Captain Cadian [Wind]: puts clothes back on
Odysseus [Norman]: Rarity screeches as she painfully desintegrates before your eyes, she cries for help from you as she dies slowly and painfully, WHAT DO?
1st Kronus Captain Cadian [Wind]: kicks the ash that was rarity
Odysseus [Norman]: The ash desintigrates, and Celestia appears in her spot, looking at you very seductivley, "Your mine" she says. WHAT DO?
1st Kronus Captain Cadian [Wind]: turns into discord before reformation
Odysseus [Norman]: Celestia (Molestia more appropriately) desintegrates your clothes and leaps on top of you.