Write Song Parodies

[Colonel Howe]

this is a thread to share parodies for songs out there. Make sure to tell us what the original song was. Song doesn't really need to keep the same meter or what not, just do yo thang


Parody of "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen

P.S. While it may sound depressing, anyone who's heard the song know how's it's supposed to sound

Spoiler

"Crazy Little Thing Called Divorce"

This thing called divorce I just can't handle it
this thing called divorce I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called divorce
This (This Thing) called divorce (Called Divorce)
It cries (Like a baby)
With a prenup all night
It stabs (Woo Woo)
It kills(Woo Woo)
It cuts all over like a bitch fish,
I kinda hate it
Crazy little thing called divorce

There goes that bitch
She knows how to fuck me over
She drives me suicidal
She gives me hot and cold herpes
Then she leaves me in a drug addled state
I gotta be cool relax, get a gun
Get on a stool
Take a rope, and tie it
And take a long ride down to hell
Until I'm ready to step off
Crazy little thing called divorce

I gotta be cool relax, get a gun
Pull it up to my head
Take a back seat, do some drugs
And take a long ride down to hell
Until I'm ready (Ready to kill that bitch)
Crazy little thing called divorce


This thing called divorce I just can't handle it
this thing called divorce I must get round to it
I ain't ready
Crazy little thing called divorce

[close]

[Riddlez]

P.S. While it may sound depressing, anyone who's heard the song know how's it's supposed to sound

I do know how the original sounds, but 'Love' is a shorter word than divorce, so it sounds like shit.

[Colonel Howe]

P.S. While it may sound depressing, anyone who's heard the song know how's it's supposed to sound

I do know how the original sounds, but 'Love' is a shorter word than divorce, so it sounds like shit.

Bae y

[MrTiki]

P.S. While it may sound depressing, anyone who's heard the song know how's it's supposed to sound

I do know how the original sounds, but 'Love' is a shorter word than divorce, so it sounds like shit.

This. At least get the syllables right if nothing else.

[Colonel Howe]

P.S. While it may sound depressing, anyone who's heard the song know how's it's supposed to sound

I do know how the original sounds, but 'Love' is a shorter word than divorce, so it sounds like shit.

This. At least get the syllables right if nothing else.

I didn't pass elementary soz

And at least for me, this thing I wrote is to be read as a monologue for a class I'm taking. If I was actually gonna sing it, I'd used mai good rules