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The Mess Hall / Lionel Messi Appreciation Thread
« on: December 11, 2017, 11:57:41 pm »
I'm bored and the UCL draw has put me in a footballing mood.

Basically, just post some stuff to do with Messi... or something else, idc.

Any posts of Cristiano will result in you getting a perma-ban from the forum, your family dying and you getting cancer.



And here we go...






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If those links didn't work for you and say "blocked because La Liga material" or whatever, just press the 'watch on YouTube' link.

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Please note; this thread is temporary as our actual thread is still in development, this one is made just to fill in the vacuum and should not be taken seriously. No it is not copied from the 126th thread I merely... used that thread as inspiration.













The 24th was set up by the banter brigade because we couldn't afford to go for a cheeky nando's with the lads. We have many ex-88th (the real 88th, run by Joker; not any of the shit remakes) members which automatically makes us better than everyone else. *Insert other information here*

The 24th, more commonly referred to as the 2nd Warwickshire because we can't make up our minds, are all the Army's elite broadcasting regiment, called out when ever the army needs to look good on the telly, hence air service - on air. Not to be mistaken for the 2nd Coldstream's who are a bunch of hardened men, unlike the 2nd Warwickshire/24th; or the 24th Canadian infantry. Ross Kemp has been the Emperor in Chief of the 24th since 1635 and during the documentary, 'Ultimate Force', Emperor Kemp allowed a film crew to follow him around on his daily chores. The crew found they were sterile after the documentary had been completed, this is due to the Gamma radiation emitted by Ross Kemp's crotch. Emperor Kemp has a trademark battlecry; "Shut it you slag", which causes the radiation to temporarily become 1000x stronger, which is roughly enough to sterilise 3 quarters of China.

                                   

We accept anyone; no matter age, nationality, skill or experience; so long as they are willing to make everyone in the regiment a daily sandwich and strip tease Acid. We work hard to make sure you enjoy your time in our community. We do regular events both EU and NA of all kinds, private and public.

Plus we will give you the honour of paying the bill for the cheeky nando's with the lads every time someone says the words "Brian Blessed".







The regiment was formed as Sir Edward Dering's Regiment of Foot in 1689, becoming known, like other regiments,
by the names of its subsequent colonels. It became the 24th Regiment of Foot in 1751, having been deemed 24th
in the infantry order of precedence since 1747. In 1782 it became the 24th (The 2nd Warwickshire) Regiment of Foot.
The 1st Warwickshires were the 6th (1st Warwickshire) Regiment of Foot.

In 1741, during the War of Jenkin's Ear, the regiment was part of the amphibious expedition to the Caribbean and
participated in the disastrous British defeat at the battle of Cartagena de Indias.

In 1756, during the Seven Years' War, the regiment was part of the garrison on Minorca and surrendered to the
French on June 28.

In 1758, during the Seven Years' War, the regiment was part of the amphibious expedition against, or descent on,
the coast of France and participated in the disastrous British defeat at the battle of Saint Cast.

In 1776 the regiment was sent to Quebec where it subsequently fought American rebels who had invaded the
province during their War of Independence. The regiment was part of the 5,000 British and Hessian force, under the
command of Gen. John Burgoyne, that surrendered to the American rebels in the 1777 Saratoga Campaign and
remained imprisoned until 1783.

In 1804 a 2nd Battalion was raised but its life was relatively short when it was disbanded in 1814, having seen
service in the Peninsular War.

In 1810 the vast majority of the 1st Battalion was captured at sea by the French; they were released the following year.
They had been on the East Indiamen Astell, Ceylon and Windham when a French frigate squadron captured the last
two at the Action of 3 July 1810 near the Comoros Islands.

In 1814 the 1st Battalion took part in The Gurkha War, which saw the British and the Gurkhas gain mutual respect.
After the war, the British began recruiting Gurkhas,who became part of the British Indian Army. When India
became independent in 1947, four Gurkha regiments transferred to the British Army.

On 23 July 1829, after a brief period in Lancashire preparing for their third trip to North America, the 1st Battalion
departed Manchester by canal boat arriving at Paddington four days later. During the tedious nine weeks crossing
the Atlantic, the Regiment's Colonel, Sir David Baird died.

In October 1829 the regiment began a twelve-year sojourn in Upper and Lower Canada. It participated in the
suppression of an insurgency in the valley of the Richelieu River at the end of 1837 and the suppression of the
Rebellion of 1838 in the Montreal area.

When ordered home to Britain in June 1841 it left almost 200 men behind as voluntary reinforcements for other
regiments in Canada. This was in addition to hundreds of men who had deserted in the previous twelve years - 111
deserters in the years 1837 and 1838 alone.

Then shit went down at Rorkes Drift but i'm running out of space so... Watch the damn film!



                         

Officers
Major - Jeff McBiggie

Lieutenant - Acid

Non-Commissioned Officers (NCO's)
Sergeant  - Whaleman

Enlisted
Guardsman - Barristan

Regular - FreedJaguar

Private - Regulus
Private - Vanleeuwen
Private - Lifestyle
Private - Loras

Recruit - Rocky
Recruit - McBiggie jr
Recruit - Giovanni
Recruit - K.G
Recruit - Hagran
Recruit - Cann0nball
Recruit - Honeycreeper
Recruit - Stefan
Recruit - Captain Haystack
Recruit - Kyle
Recruit - Toby
Recruit - Skull
Recruit - Wotsit
Recruit - Skipper
Recruit - Jersei



             







This sounds great! Where to join?

Just fill out the application below:
Nationality:
Age:
Do you have Teamspeak 3?:
Do you have a mic (optional)?:
Do you have experience in other regiments?:
What is your steam name?:
Why do you want to join?

Thank you for answering the questions.
           
Major JeffMcBiggie
https://steamcommunity.com/id/jeffmcbiggie

Lieutenant Acid
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Acid_/





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Welcome! We; the 126th Regiment of Foot; formally invite you to
our weekly Saturday conquest event! Why should you attend you
ask? Well are you bored of the same old linebattle? Want to have a
change in your weekend events? Well we are offering you the
chance to attend our weekly Saturday conquest in order to brighten
up your evening. We use custom maps and put regiments first;
ensuring you enjoy the event as well as making it as fair as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Sign up today!



-Only Line Infantry, Rifles, Dismounted Cav and Artillery are allowed to the event

-Fire in-charge is allowed

-A minimum of 5 men may leave the spawn at one time

-You may only spawn at the base spawn

-Minimum of 5 and max of 20 Line

-1 cannon per team, min 3 men per cannon max 5

-Basic lb rules apply (no ramboing, trolling etc.)

-Officer aiming is allowed

-No reloading in-charge

-If your line goes down to 3 men and the rest of the line is not regrouping; head back tonearest friendly flag

-Cannons are not allowed to fire at enemy spawn

-You may not capture the enemies base flag

-You must stay in formation unless attacking/defending/charging

-Have fun!


The event will begin at 7pm GMT (London time) Saturday night weekly. You have from
6:30pm GMT to 7pm GMT to collect the server details from our teamspeak:


85.236.100.85:15407

You may only attend if you are accepted on the forums.




Code
[b]Regimental name:
Preferred nation:
Line/Footguard or Artillery?:
Average amount attending:
Can you abide by the rules?:
Do you wish to become a regular?:[/b]

Current attending regiments:

Team 1:
Team 1
126th - Line - 10-15
9th East Norfolk - Line - 10-15
8th King's Royal Irish Hussars - Line - 12-20
Chosen men - Rifles - 5-10
172nd - Rifles - 6-10
2e Régiment d'Infanterie Légère du XIe Corps - Rifles - 8-14
2e Régiment d'Infanterie Légère du XIe Corps - Artillery - 3-5
Le Battailon d'Elite polonais - Footguard 10-16
10rg - 10-11
53y Hungarian Line of Foot - Line - 10-15
Current numbers: 53-86
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Team 2:
Team 2
2nd Regiment of Foot - Staff
2nd Regiment of Foot - Line
2nd Regiment of Foot - KGL
2nd Regiment of Foot - Guards
2nd Regiment of Foot - Rifles
2nd Regiment of Foot - Lights
2nd Regiment of Foot - Cav (dismounted)
2nd Regiment of Foot - Arty
Current numbers: 75 - 90
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Regular List:

Regulars
126th - Line - 10-15

9th East Norfolk - Line - 10-15

8th King's Royal Irish Hussars - Line - 12-20

Chosen men - Rifles - 5-10

2e Régiment d'Infanterie Légère du XIe Corps - Artillery and Rifles - 8-14/3-5

10rg - 10-11

53y Hungarian Line of Foot - Line - 10-15

73rd - Line - 15-20

172nd - Rifles - 6-10

Le Battailon d'Elite polonais - Footguard 10-16
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Contacts in-case of queries:

Adjutant Skipper


Colonel Jobius


Captain Jamook


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General Discussion / Impersonation Troll
« on: August 01, 2014, 07:54:49 pm »
This won't affect 99% of you but a few members recently left my regiment (after I slayed them for breaking linebattle rules) to make their own regiment; the 7thSSR.

They have been doing a lot of trolling recently including coming on my teamspeak and making a ton of random channels; invading our server whilst we train and do linebattles; and most recently impersonating me on public servers but making me look like a troll.

I would like to clarify to the community that this is NOT me; I am changing my characters tags from 126th_Adj_Skipper to 126th_AdjGen_Skipper in order to seperate myself from the troll; if you see the former tags on your server please feel free to ban them because they are impersonating and trolling.

In addition; if somebody with my tags comes on your server to troll then I apologize and can tell you now that it is not me as I do not intentionally troll.

Thank you.

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Technical Support / New server set-up help
« on: November 17, 2013, 01:29:48 pm »
Yeah, when it comes to setting up a server i'm a complete noob. I recently purchased a server from gtxgaming.com, here is the info:

Name:   
16 slots Mount and Blade Warband
Connection Info:   109.70.148.80:7243
FTP:   109.70.148.80:8821
Status:   Running (pid 0)
Started On:   1/1/1900 12:00:00 AM

Now idk what to do... xD

They kind of threw me in the deep end here, I did some changes to the file:

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#WARNING: Make sure that you change the capital values with proper ones.
#uncomment the line below when you set a valid administrator password
set_pass_admin (I have hidden this)
#if you have premium members, set a password for them, otherwise delete/comment out the line below
#uncomment the line below when you set a valid private password
#set_pass_private train
#use the line below to set a valid server name
set_server_name 126th_Official_Server
#uncomment the line below when you set a valid welcome message
#set_welcome_message Hi!
#Steam must be running in order to use valve anti cheat
#Also you must use the Steam version of the dedicated server in order to use this option
#set_enable_valve_anti_cheat 1

#setting battle (multiplayer_bt) mode
set_mission multiplayer_bt

#since default team point limit is 300, the line below is necessary for this mode
set_team_point_limit 300

#setting max players, first one is non-premium member limit, second one is premium member limit
set_max_players 16 16
set_num_bots_voteable 20

set_map mp_la_haye_sainte
add_map mp_arabian_harbour
add_map mp_arabian_village
add_map mp_ardennes
add_map mp_avignon
add_map mp_borodino
add_map mp_champs_elysees
add_map mp_columbia_farm_morning
add_map mp_european_city_summer
add_map mp_french_farm
add_map mp_german_village
add_map mp_hougoumont
add_map mp_landshut
add_map mp_oaksfield_day
add_map mp_river_crossing_morning
add_map mp_roxburgh
add_map mp_russian_village
add_map mp_schemmerbach
add_map mp_slovenian_village
add_map mp_spanish_farm
add_map mp_spanish_mountain_pass
add_map mp_spanish_village
add_map mp_strangefields
add_map mp_walloon_farm

#adding all nations to both sides just to randomize all of them
#adding less nations will reduce the randomization set (used in set_randomize_factions command)
add_factions fac_britain fac_britain
add_factions fac_france fac_france
add_factions fac_prussia fac_prussia
add_factions fac_russia fac_russia
add_factions fac_austria fac_austria
set_randomize_factions 1

#if the bottleneck is your server's bandwidth, then make sure that you set a correct value for upload limit
set_upload_limit 30000000
#if you are running more than one dedicated server on the same computer, you must give different ports to each of them
set_port 7243
#if you are running the Steam version of the dedicated server, this port must also be set, and same limitations of set_port apply for Steam port
set_steam_port 7244
set_server_log_folder Logs
set_server_ban_list_file ban_list.txt

set_add_to_game_servers_list 1

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Is that all ok? And if so what next? As I cannot find the server on the server list.

Thanks for the help - Skipper.

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Media / Epic Rap Battles of NW!
« on: June 08, 2013, 10:15:03 pm »
Epic Rap Battles of NW 1 - 126th Arktic Vs. 88th Neo!:

*Snip*

Who will rap their way to the top of the regimental list? This episode is Arktic from the 126th and Neo from the 88th.

Please subscribe to follow this series and if any other regiments want to take part then add Antony or [126th] Skipper on steam.

Congrats to Neo!

Also please like it on YouTube: *Snip* as Arktics subs are disliking it

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I found this

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110317235113AALrae8


I didn't write it...

First off, let me just say that the United states of america played a vital role in the Allied military efforts of ww2. Many brave americans fought hand in hand with soldiers of my mother country, The United Kingdom of great britain. My gripe is not with the American soldiers, but with the media and film-makers that push a false version of history.

American citizens watching american movies such as Saving private ryan or TV shows such as Band of brothers would be justified in thinking that America won the war alone. They would be justified in thinking that europe was in trouble and that America came to save the day. That is the version of history that American movies portray and that is the version of history that many Americans believe.

A little knowledge fo history reveals a different story. The DDay landings were comprised of soldiers from the US, UK, Canada, Australia and New zealand. Over half of the soldiers were british.

Germany suffered more losses by far on its eastern front and if one military should be named as having won the WW2 alone it would surely have to be that of the Soviet Union.

In the American movie "Pearl harbour" an american pilot single Handel won the battle for britain..lol

So why do Americans not credit the soldiers of other countries? Why do they tend to over inflate their achievements? Many Americans don't realize that they officially lost the conflict in vietnam.

The US fought the war mainly with japan. Over 50% of the DDay landing troops were british and britain also managed to defend against invasion. We destroyed the luftwaffe and were certainly not on a back foot. Not considering that we also fought the war in Africa and managed to defeat german and italian forces there to.

The soviet Union destroyed many more german troops than all the rest of the allied forces combined.

Also another person in the comments stated that "We win everything alone, that is us, the USA"... Really? The rest of the world exited WW2 having been extremely decimated, whereas the US was untouched. It is because of this that the USA rose to the position of the only superpower left in the world today. However, japan is second despite having been destroyed in WW2 and china is overtaking you. London is now the worlds

And seeing as this is one of USA's few responses:
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Vietnam - War of Independence in USA

Both had crucial turning points- Saratoga and Tet. Both Civil Wars. Guerilla style warfare. Both were fighting over government. Outside countries were not supportive of wars. Only 1 of the 2 sides had issued uniforms. Both used guns and gun powder. Both were fought over vast distances with long lines of communication. Both wars triggered animosity among the common people. The undecided were alienated and the strategies were analogous.
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Just to clear some things up and to tell USA that they are not the centre of the world and they did not win WW2 alone. We appreciate your support however.[/spoiler]

I didn't write it...

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Community / Farewell Aitchy...
« on: April 22, 2013, 10:50:00 pm »
I'm not sure where to post this, but anyway.

Farewell to the great Major Aitchy of the 126th "Britain's Finest" regiment of foot.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuTDkjq7cho&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]

Farewell to the Major of the 126th regiment of foot on Mount and Blade: Warband - Napoleonic Wars. You are a great guy and we will miss you. Good luck Aitchy!

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Clans / 126th Clone Attack Squadron - {BF2}
« on: April 07, 2013, 11:12:37 pm »
126th Clone Attack Regiment

We are the 126th (Brittaniae Mundissimo) on Napoleonic Wars and have decided to continue onto this mod based on the 212th.


We are a clone regiment and fight for the republic.

We have had experience fighting as an elite regiment on Napoleonic Wars and wish to bring this into BF2.

Rank Structure:
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Commander
Major
Captain
Leftennant

Sergeant
Corporal

Veteran
Regular
Guard
Private

Recruit
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Off Topic / Middle-Earth Vs. Elder Scrolls
« on: March 07, 2013, 07:01:08 pm »
Started as a debate in maths with my friend ArkticSparc, he made the claim that Elder Scrolls had the biggest lore in anything made. I made the obvious argument that middle earth in fact had a much larger lore than elder scrolls and it turned out to be a good debate so I have put it here for you guys to discuss it.

Just remember this is a topical debate!

I'm vouching for Middle-Earth for the following reasons:

Lore:
JRR Tolkien devoted his life to middle-earth, he wrote a number of books including-
The Lord of the Rings:
-The Fellowship of the Ring
-The Two Towers
-The Return of the King
The Hobbit
The Similarion
Unfinished Tales
The Palantir
The Adventures of Tom Bombadil
Farmer Gills of Ham
Roverandom
Leaf by Niggle
The monsters and the critics and other essays
Bilbo's Last Song
And more...

What surprises some people is middle-earth is not the only part of the world Tolkien made, The world is called Arda and is divided generally into two major lands with a sundering sea in between; the western realm is called Valinor, and the eastern realm is called Middle-earth, where The Lord of the Rings takes place in.



There are numerous races and lifestyles shown from different geographical locations and climates, Tolkien made whole languages and religions.

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Battle:
Well a battle between the two would be a hell of a fight but i think arda would win because of its superior powers:

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Mithrandir would certainly be a handicap:


As well as the elite riders of rohan:


The vast numbers of Orcs and Goblins:


The specially bred Urak-Hai:


The balrog:


Sauron:


The ents:


Smaug:


The unkillable Nazgul:


Heroes from the similarion:






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And pretty much anyone else you can think of...

AGAINST:[/b]
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And I suppose that settles my argument, i'm hoping for a detailed response and remember this is a debate.

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Community / Best Recruitment Videos
« on: February 28, 2013, 10:15:05 pm »
Pretty much put in your recruitment videos and we will let the general public decide on the best
Here's my best:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwN_aLJIWWg&list=PL0I1uWkVxywC1Sf8MsyAXcUBKj_Dz4cpI&index=23[/youtube]

My others for general interest:
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRh9kIZCsS0&list=PL0I1uWkVxywC1Sf8MsyAXcUBKj_Dz4cpI[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6No6EvuqHo&list=PL0I1uWkVxywC1Sf8MsyAXcUBKj_Dz4cpI[/youtube]
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRh9kIZCsS0&list=PL0I1uWkVxywC1Sf8MsyAXcUBKj_Dz4cpI&index=2[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6No6EvuqHo&list=PL0I1uWkVxywC1Sf8MsyAXcUBKj_Dz4cpI&index=1[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwN_aLJIWWg&list=PL0I1uWkVxywC1Sf8MsyAXcUBKj_Dz4cpI&index=23[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl9vUKylfMs&list=PL0I1uWkVxywC1Sf8MsyAXcUBKj_Dz4cpI&index=25[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d--n5dSwn10&list=PL0I1uWkVxywC1Sf8MsyAXcUBKj_Dz4cpI&index=14[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCI-BnuOB6w&list=PL0I1uWkVxywC1Sf8MsyAXcUBKj_Dz4cpI&index=20[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6GpElEICnE&list=PL0I1uWkVxywC1Sf8MsyAXcUBKj_Dz4cpI&index=22[/youtube]

More at http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0I1uWkVxywC1Sf8MsyAXcUBKj_Dz4cpI

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Off Topic / Banned from taleworlds - Please Help!
« on: February 23, 2013, 03:57:03 pm »
I rarely use taleworlds forums anymore, i only go on to check my thread for a mod i have been slowly developing, tried to go on just now and it says im permanently banned, haven't been on in ages and last time i did go on i was just showing my progress on the mod. Anyone know why im banned? My username is aceskipper1 on the forums. Please help

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Official Servers Bans & Unbans / Ban request - 77y Melee server - Raelsan
« on: February 15, 2013, 11:30:57 pm »
I was playing with two regimental members on 77y melee server, there were about 6 of us overall, and this guy randomly spawned and started teamkilling us, then he met up with the last guy on the other team and they sat together and i found out they new each other and purposefully delayed.

The person who teamkilled is called: Raelsan
His friend is called: Namesko

Screenshot proof:
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