I hereby claim the title of President of the CSA. All CSA regiments will now fall under my command.
Glory to the Confederacy! Glory to the South!
(Paid for by the "LaBelle For President" committee and "LaBelle Is Petty" board)
4/19/2022 Edit: Elections for the Senate and Congress will begin as soon as possible. To be considered, apply for your chosen position in this thread. Serious applications only, NO unnecessary memeing.
Positions:
Vice President:
Speaker of the House of Representatives
President pro tempore of the Senate
Secretary of State
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Plus man, many senator and representative positions.
The Constitution Of The CSA
We the People of the Confederate States, in Order to form a more perfect Confederacy, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare of Battlecry of Freedom, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the Confederacy of America.
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the Confederate States, which shall consist of a single, egotistical 30+ year old man with a family, and several online E-Rank hunters.
The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every so often and whenever the President feels like it, and the Electors in each State shall have the Qualifications requisite for Memelectors of the most numerous Branch of the CSA Legislature.
No Person shall be a Representative who shall not have attained to the Age of twenty five Years, and been seven months a Citizen of the Confederate States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant of a Furry Discord.
The Senate of the Confederate States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, chosen by the Legislature thereof, for six bagillion Years(or for however long the President wants); and each Senator shall have one Vote.
The President can do whatever he wants, but only between the hours of 4:00pm and 3:59am, Eastern Standard Time.
