Courtesy of r/hockey
Howdy y'all! I'm a former NBA fanatic looking for a new sport to follow. With the Warriors signing of Boogie Cousins, they've effectively acquired the final infinity stone needed to fuck over the entire league. I know Kevin Durant (🐍) is just stroking his cock with the gauntlet on, ready to bust on any team that shows the even the slightest effort on court, so I think it's time for a switch!