2015 FSE Presidential Election

[Theodin]

Hello goyim, I am Akko and I will be running for President of FSE for the Put Weebs Heads on Pikes Party. Our goals are too 1.) Put all Weebs heads on pikes. 2.) Tell Gluk to shut his fucking mouth 3.) Ban Batraan from FSE 4.) Install a military dictatorship.

Vote for me or perish...

(Typed on the iPhone of glory.)

I support Akko fully, you better put him up there Gluk or else it isin't a fair election!

[DarkLight]

Hello goyim, I am Akko and I will be running for President of FSE for the Put Weebs Heads on Pikes Party. Our goals are too 1.) Put all Weebs heads on pikes. 2.) Tell Gluk to shut his fucking mouth 3.) Ban Batraan from FSE 4.) Install a military dictatorship.

Vote for me or perish...

(Typed on the iPhone of glory.)

Do you want to make a coalition with me?

[Gluk the Walrus]

Batraan, we should make the anime coalition. I help you become judge/jury/and executioner and you help me become pres. Deal m8?

[Theodin]

Hello goyim, I am Akko and I will be running for President of FSE for the Put Weebs Heads on Pikes Party. Our goals are too 1.) Put all Weebs heads on pikes. 2.) Tell Gluk to shut his fucking mouth 3.) Ban Batraan from FSE 4.) Install a military dictatorship.

Vote for me or perish...

(Typed on the iPhone of glory.)

Do you want to make a coalition with me?

I think we should

[Batraan]

Batraan, we should make the anime coalition. I help you become judge/jury/and executioner and you help me become pres. Deal m8?

.........infinite free pastry for life? As well as crepes and berries?


Also no one is running against me. I need no help as of now.

Hence IMMA FREE AGENT BABY AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[William]

Hi, I'm running. That's all. Goodbye

[Gluk the Walrus]

Hi, I'm running. That's all. Goodbye

Welcome to the losers party

[Batraan]

 

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[Nipplestockings]

Hello, my name is Nipplestockings and I am here to introduce myself today as the head of the Anti-weeb sector campaign fund. While currently my primary flow of funds is being received by Howe's anti-smug asshole party, I am hereby pledging my support to all anti-weeb and anti-retardation parties throughout the political sector.

If you would like propaganda, campaign advice, top sekret information about your competitors (most primarily gluk) or semen samples please voice your interest here or anywhere else.

I would also like to urge all parties with aligning anti weeb and anti gluk interests to merge into a single, powerful coalition party in the interest of progress and solidarity.

Thank you.

[Theodin]

Hello, my name is Nipplestockings and I am here to introduce myself today as the head of the Anti-weeb sector campaign fund. While currently my primary flow of funds is being received by Howe's anti-smug asshole party, I am hereby pledging my support to all anti-weeb and anti-retardation parties throughout the political sector.

If you would like propaganda, campaign advice, top sekret information about your competitors (most primarily gluk) or semen samples please voice your interest here or anywhere else.

I would also like to urge all parties with aligning anti weeb and anti gluk interests to merge into a single, powerful coalition party in the interest of progress and solidarity.

Thank you.

Can we vote that the OP be more kind toward our party? Seems like a biased election.

[NickyJ]

My name is NickyJ, and I wish to submit myself for candidacy as a member of the EU-NA Coalition Party.

My platform:
The EU and NA communities should work together in harmony.
People should stop being dirtbags to each other.
Certain undesirables should be purged through not letting them participate in events (59th officers, Cenkris' 15th officers, etc.) while their enlisted are welcomed to leave those undesirables' regiments and join our own restyled Great Society.
That in the FSE Assembly that I would call, each regiment would have one elected representative to cast votes on legislation regarding NW.

My qualifications:
My NationStates nation has a very strong economy worth 1.18 trillion stroopwafels.
I'm not entirely retarded, just mostly.
I lead an EU regiment, and am enlisted in an NA one, giving me experience with both ends of the leadership stick and both sides of NW's most prevalent communities.

As a sign of my goodwill and naivety, I shall not actively campaign for votes outside of my closest circles. I shall instead take a minimalist approach, and allow the political machine to roll its tire treads over me, back up, and roll over me again.

[Toffee]

NA and EU working together? David Cameron has a better chance of doing something useful as Prime minister

[Gluk the Walrus]

Updated the thread.