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The Lounge => Off Topic => Topic started by: Earth Bby on May 12, 2021, 11:32:25 am
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What's the worst Injury you've suffered or witnessed?
I've gotten myself into a pickle a few times but never seriously hurt but of that I can remember - getting hit in the face with a fat old sky remote if you know them, I saw stars.
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I cut my balls shaving
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As a kid I managed to fall of my bike, slide with my knee on the ground for 2 meters. It was dirty and deep that I had to wear a bandage for some days. Somehow my kneecap was completly fine despite everything around was basically gone.
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wow my time to shine wtf
running full speed tackled in left knee, ACL snaps in 2, tibia dislocated etc. Physio then moves it while i was on the ground and I felt the bone swivel and pop back into my knee, took 2 years and surgery to recover and got reinjured !!!
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Fell out of a two story window head first at a party. Was told I wasn’t going to make it. 6 hours later I was back home. I hit my head on a wall as I fell and apparently it saved my life by an inch. I had a raging headache for a week tho :(
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Stepping on a 9 inch nail while at work and worked through the pain for 9 hours straight.
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Stepping on a 9 inch nail while at work and worked through the pain for 9 hours straight.
Why would you continue working
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I didnt get hurt too much yet, only cuts and bruises. I witnessed the aftermatch of a huge brawl with knives involved, that was pretty fucking gruesome. The guy with the knive didnt stab from below, but cut from above, so his enemy had his entire head cut open and bled so fucking much. His friend was hit with a stoolleg (? right word?) and went unconscious right in front of me (about 5 min after he had been hit). Was scared the guy might die right then and there. All that during my first night shift lmao
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Family was told I was legally dead when I was born 8)
Apart from that, split my head open and then a year later split it again on the exact same spot.
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Family was told I was legally dead when I was born 8)
Apart from that, split my head open and then a year later split it again on the exact same spot.
accuracy lmao
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Been pretty lucky myself, although I've been hurt many times none have been too life threatening :P
Worst one for me was whilst racing motorcross I got smacked by someone trying to take the inside line on a really tight turn, sent me off the track and into a tree. Had to get multiple bones rebuilt in my left arm/shoulder. My collar bone is now shaped as an upside down V instead of being straight :P
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breaking both my arms from falling off my bike on the road and having to push my bike home after
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breaking both my arms from falling off my bike on the road and having to push my bike home after
Well, was your bike that important? I cant imagine that someone with both arms broken has the main goal " I'll get this bike home, then I can take care of myself"...
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When I was about 9 yo I got hit by a car as I left the driveway of my house on my bike. The impact made me hit my head on my own steering wheel. This broke my nose and it tore my upper lip into two parts (along with gashes all over my face). My upper lip was kinda dangling from my face. We raced to the hospital where they basically glued my lip back together on the spot. I still have a scar on the inside of my upper lip and my upper lip is still slightly crooked, although it has become way less noticeable over the years.
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I cut my balls shaving
Literally did this this morning.
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Broke my shoulder twice in the military and now will live the rest of my life without a rotator cuff :)
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breaking both my arms from falling off my bike on the road and having to push my bike home after
Well, was your bike that important? I cant imagine that someone with both arms broken has the main goal " I'll get this bike home, then I can take care of myself"...
I once got hit by a car then pushed my bike home with a broken leg as well xD
Bikes a bike
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me and my bro were wrestling and he piledrived me on the corner of a wooden table and cracked my head open
this is possibly why i may seem brain damaged
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me and my bro were wrestling and he piledrived me on the corner of a wooden table and cracked my head open
this is possibly why i may seem brain damaged
Seem?
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me and my bro were wrestling and he piledrived me on the corner of a wooden table and cracked my head open
this is possibly why i may seem brain damaged
Seem?
i swear im not its just my posts at 2am have crackhead energy
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me and my bro were wrestling and he piledrived me on the corner of a wooden table and cracked my head open
this is possibly why i may seem brain damaged
Seem?
i swear im not its just my posts at 2am have crackhead energy
Alright alright I'll take your word for it!
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me and my bro were wrestling and he piledrived me on the corner of a wooden table and cracked my head open
this is possibly why i may seem brain damaged
Seem?
i swear im not its just my posts at 2am have crackhead energy
Alright alright I'll take your word for it!
(https://i.imgur.com/9W0uzd7.png)
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In Gym class I once fell on the asphalt while running whole left leg was covered in blood wasn't that bad actually just alot of blood. Never broken any bones or anything no matter what dumb shit I did. Just always scrapes and brusies
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When I fell from my Motorbike to avoid a fucking dumb kid on a bike going around in a street.
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breaking both my arms from falling off my bike on the road and having to push my bike home after
Well, was your bike that important? I cant imagine that someone with both arms broken has the main goal " I'll get this bike home, then I can take care of myself"...
adrenaline helps you make the best decisions!
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Partially tore my meniscus playing a pickup football game after lacrosse practice
Broken thumb playing basketball, was at college so I never got it checked out, lost a lot of grip strength tbh
Dislocated shoulder in a street fight and also in basketball, both set very easily and no damage.
And after all these injuries I think the worst pain I’ve ever been in is still a fucking cramp
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Stepping on a 9 inch nail while at work and worked through the pain for 9 hours straight.
Why would you continue working
I was making $25 an hour so the pain was worth it.
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Stepping on a 9 inch nail while at work and worked through the pain for 9 hours straight.
Why would you continue working
I was making $25 an hour so the pain was worth it.
is work in America that bad? I would still say fuck that
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Stepping on a 9 inch nail while at work and worked through the pain for 9 hours straight.
Why would you continue working
I was making $25 an hour so the pain was worth it.
is work in America that bad? I would still say fuck that
Americans with no healthcare system.
Just call it as a work accident, go to the doctor get paid for weeks while recovering.
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I got hit by a steel beam at work and fractured my jaw. Wasnt and enough where any work had to be done on it but I was on a liquid only diet for weeks
I also cut the entire palm of my left hand at work and had to get stitches
Neither one of them were super bad and but they were pretty annoying
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Fractured 2 vertebrae in my back.
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breaking both my arms from falling off my bike on the road and having to push my bike home after
nice one stumpy
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Almost cut off my pointing finger at work last winter. luckily my middlefinger braked the blow as well and so my tendon didn't get cut off.
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Pinched a nerve in my knee playing soccer, paralyzed my leg for 8 months
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breaking both my arms from falling off my bike on the road and having to push my bike home after
nice one stumpy
nice legs paddyboyle123
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Pinched a nerve in my knee playing soccer, paralyzed my leg for 8 months
One thing I can do is, I can click my neck to either side and turn it further than most people. Or used to at least its dumb to keep doing it but essentially I was an owl.
At school the little sister of a friend of mine saw me do it, then about 10 minutes later from the hallway outside the room we just hear her scream because she tried to do it and pinched a nerv in her neck.
Didn't see her for like a month.
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Oh I had several
Ran into a branch of a tree (it was only a small piece so I didn´t see it while running past the tree) and got caught at it with my right eye, what broke off a little piece of wood which then was stuck under my eyelid, had to remove that myself. I was bleeding Itachi-like out of the eye lmao. Result was that my retina was almost cracked, luckily it wasn´t all the way through so I didn´t have to get surgery. It was horrible pain tho but I had big anxiety that I´d go blind or smthg, luckily everything is alright.
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Oh I had several
Ran into a branch of a tree (it was only a small piece so I didn´t see it while running past the tree) and got caught at it with my right eye, what broke off a little piece of wood which then was stuck under my eyelid, had to remove that myself. I was bleeding Itachi-like out of the eye lmao. Result was that my retina was almost cracked, luckily it wasn´t all the way through so I didn´t have to get surgery. It was horrible pain tho but I had big anxiety that I´d go blind or smthg, luckily everything is alright.
Fuck man that’s awful. Anything with the eyes is scary. My little brother threw sand in my eyes when we were little. Couldn’t see anything for like an hour. Thought he blinded me
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Oh I had several
Ran into a branch of a tree (it was only a small piece so I didn´t see it while running past the tree) and got caught at it with my right eye, what broke off a little piece of wood which then was stuck under my eyelid, had to remove that myself. I was bleeding Itachi-like out of the eye lmao. Result was that my retina was almost cracked, luckily it wasn´t all the way through so I didn´t have to get surgery. It was horrible pain tho but I had big anxiety that I´d go blind or smthg, luckily everything is alright.
Fuck man that’s awful. Anything with the eyes is scary. My little brother threw sand in my eyes when we were little. Couldn’t see anything for like an hour. Thought he blinded me
Yea like the fear at that moment was the worst one I had so far, but I’m glad that I removed the little piece of wood as fast as I did because that could’ve been pretty bad according to the doc
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Oh I had several
Ran into a branch of a tree (it was only a small piece so I didn´t see it while running past the tree) and got caught at it with my right eye, what broke off a little piece of wood which then was stuck under my eyelid, had to remove that myself. I was bleeding Itachi-like out of the eye lmao. Result was that my retina was almost cracked, luckily it wasn´t all the way through so I didn´t have to get surgery. It was horrible pain tho but I had big anxiety that I´d go blind or smthg, luckily everything is alright.
Fuck man that’s awful. Anything with the eyes is scary. My little brother threw sand in my eyes when we were little. Couldn’t see anything for like an hour. Thought he blinded me
Yea like the fear at that moment was the worst one I had so far, but I’m glad that I removed the little piece of wood as fast as I did because that could’ve been pretty bad according to the doc
Idk man some of that branch must still be in that eye from how blind you are playing NW ;)
All jokes aide sounds nasty. Glad your still here with us two eyed
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You're all fucking nutters ;D
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Set my beard of fire at airsoft with an smoke grenade had burns all down one side of my face.
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Stress-fractured L3 and L4 in my spine when I was 14. Permanently broken.
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Stress-fractured L3 and L4 in my spine when I was 14. Permanently broken.
How
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Broke a bone on my left hand with my right knee when playing football. After kicking the ball on the follow-through hit my hand with a very bad angle, now my thumbs kind of look different.
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Broke a bone on my left hand with my right knee when playing football. After kicking the ball on the follow-through hit my hand with a very bad angle, now my thumbs kind of look different.
I don't feel bad for you
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I want this to return so I have done exactly that. Please continue to tell your stories.
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I have a very long list of injuries
Sorest between breaking two fingers or broken wrist from horse riding, my horse got spooked on a trail by something running across infront of him, so he threw me right onto a lovely log, breaking my wrist and giving me a lovely deep cut to go with it
Weirdest was a delayed concussion - never knew they existed
Worst I've seen was someone attempt to cliff dive only to completely fuck their jump and smack their head on the way down, didn't die but cant imagine they are alright
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3 concussions playing rugby (I used to be quite clever and a very fast thinker and I've had trouble notably playing any sort of card game that requires fast reflex, people usually call me "2 de tension" in french with basically means that I function like a sloth at times + acl fucked ofc
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I saw someone getting both his legs chopped off via train that must have hurt
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Haven't experienced anything bad yet, though I'm sure in the future I will since I practice motocross. :-X
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Smoked my head on the boards while playing hockey, blacked out for a good 45 seconds but finished the game. Concussions are not fun
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got 4 concussions, got the same dislocated shoulder twice + 9 surgeries to fixed up some old injuries or health issues
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got 4 concussions, got the same dislocated shoulder twice + 9 surgeries to fixed up some old injuries or health issues
9 concussions explain alot...
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got 4 concussions, got the same dislocated shoulder twice + 9 surgeries to fixed up some old injuries or health issues
9 concussions explain alot...
math isn't your strength ???
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Haven't experienced anything bad yet, though I'm sure in the future I will since I practice motocross. :-X
Ain't practicing hard enough then, I've done by my shoulders and a knee on my KTM lul
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*snip*
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Thank you for your insight Evie!
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Haven't experienced anything bad yet, though I'm sure in the future I will since I practice motocross. :-X
Ain't practicing hard enough then, I've done by my shoulders and a knee on my KTM lul
Yeah I did have some fall-overs but nothing too serious. Guess nothing will happen anymore since I quit the sport. 🙈
I guess my worst injury is hitting my pinky toe against my bed twice in a row in a short time period. 🤷
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I HURT MY PENIS
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I HURT MY PENIS
yeah that sucks, i agree
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Snaped me left femur in half whilst hurdling a fence. Now I got a titanium rod in my leg c: almost been 6 months now.
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my heart hurts when i think of her
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my heart hurts when i think of her
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my heart hurts when i think of her
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You guys need to get out more.
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stubbed my toe
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You guys need to get out more.
i do just that they dont feel the same :'(
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I HURT MY PENIS
Soulja strummin his banjo a little too enthusiastically
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my heart hurts when i think of him
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my heart hurts when i think of him
Maybe if you grew some inches and weren’t 5’3” Glenn you wouldn’t be the goat at fumbling e bitches