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Pls gib traits:
Immigration: Deport illegal immigrants unless they can show that they are on their way to becoming legal within a few months time. Stop amnesty programs. Stop saving people who are in danger crossing the Rio Grade. Stop allowing in groups of immigrant children into the country.
Religion: Religious studies and evolution should be taught in all classrooms. The bible should be available in every classroom as an important historical and moral text. Unbiased explanations about all religious customs and scientific phenomena should be available in all classrooms.
Gun control: Guns should be available to all citizens. Citizens should be able to arm themselves in the same way that an infantryman in the US military would. Restrictive gun laws are pointless and don't do anything except give some people a false sense of security, and make others angry.
Foreign policy: Stay out of shit. Act faster and don't lie to the world when things actually need to happen. Have a spine, but don't intrude on world affairs. Military spending doesn't need to be cut, but resources need to be reallocated desperately. Build more fucking aircraft carriers. Design a better MBT. Choose a better standard issue rifle for the military. Modernize our nuclear arsenal, but continue to cut down on warheads simply because most of them are obsolete.
Social issues: Gay marriage - yeah. Abortion - pro choice. Drugs - legalize them all. Affirmative action/other benefits to minorities etc. - nah. Stop focusing so much on racism in America.
Too bad there isn't a single candidate like this. I'd have to vote Libertarian. I'd rather die first.